You Shoot, I Shoot (買兇拍人)

Who are you?

This is not important.

What do you want?

Kill you.

Boss, it's done.

I know that.

And my payment?

None You are not kidding, right?

I've told you before,

half before the killing, and half after.

What is that suppose to mean?

I'm not kidding.

Don't look at me like I am a wealthy bloke.

I don't have a penny in my pocket.

It's my fault, really.

Like this apartment.

A few months ago, I thought the market was great,

so I got a dozen of them.

Look, you don't have to explain,

I also bought two apartments there.

- Really? - Yes Where?

- Block 6? - No, Block 7. To the sea.

Then consider yourself lucky.

But I'm in deep shit.

I got 3 in Block 8, lower level,

7 in Block 2, high level.

All facing the hill.

Are you sure? All lower level and facing the hill?

You will loose money, I guarantee you. You idiot.

Hold on a second.

I didn't come to talk about real estate with you.

Now that you don't have the last payment for me.

So what's the deal here?

Forget the last payment, okay?

Actually I am here to ask you to do me a favor.

Kill me.

What?

According to the rule.

You have right to kill the client

if he can't pay the last payment.

If you kill me then my family

will be eligible for the insurance money.

Just treat it as helping the widow.

Kill me, okay?

Can't you just kill yourself?

I didn't know I would be that unlucky,

I didn't get that kind of insurance.

They don't cover suicides.

No, I can't do this

without money twice in a day.

You figure this out yourself.

Perhaps I've to pretend cleaning the windows and fell.

Take care, Mr. Tse.

But wait until I have left.

I don't want anybody suspecting me.

What do you think? Isn't this pretty?

Honey, I am a killer you know?

What's the difference? Killers don't sleep?

Killers don't wear PJ?

I don't mean that.

It just looks too nice.

Very pretty

3,000 dollars for a PJ, so cheap!

Don't make it such a big deal.

I like it a lot.

You know, 3,000 dollars for a PJ?

That's great!

What?

Brush, brush.

What? This is for killing.

- Your hand. - Come on.

- Ling. - Yes?

The business is not doing so well these days.

We can't spend as much as we used to.

Can't you just kill some more?

Can't you just kill some more?

There isn't any to kill.

I think you should be more active.

Remember your ex-client, KK Lau?

He was doing some business with someone in mainland.

I heard he had an argument with them.

You can give him a call,

Maybe he has something for you.

Honey, how can a killer make cold-calls?

What's wrong with that? He was your client.

Should I call KK and go,

is KK here? It's Bart.

Is there anyone you want to kill?

I can help you, man.

Like that?

Yes. Just like that.

Come on, go call him.

Is KK there?

It's me. Bart, I am Bart.

Have you been practicing golf lately?

You got it. I am Bart.

Well, I heard you've got some trouble lately.

So I wonder

if there is anything I can do to help.

It's my pleasure and I can definitely help you.

Don't say that we are buddies, right?

Buddies, yes.

Nope, I don't have 50 millions to spare.

I just want to ask

if you are interested in killing someone.

Sorry then, you take care, alright?

Don't page me. Bye now.

Uncle Sun? It's little Hoh, remember?

Anyone you want to kill?

General Chao, any discount?

Sure. If you say so of course.

Is there anyone that opposes you lately?

Who? Chief Executive Tung?

Tell me the price, alright?

I'll give you 20 dollars to call a hooker

then come back to me?

Give you 20 dollars... give me a break.

Are you done, bro?

Any adult at home?

No? It's okay.

Do you know if your dad has anyone he hates?

What grade are you in?

Your uncle touches you?

You are a cop?

Hello... beep.

Sorry, this is operator here, sir.

Been receiving crank call?

Does he have caller-ID?

No! That's fine. Bye.

What do you think?

Mrs. Ma, it doesn't look right.

No way, this cutting is supposed to be

the hottest this season.

I don't mean your dress.

In my industry,

it's rare that we discuss our business here.

What kind of industry? You mean killing?

Quiet, Mrs. Ma, please.

Hey, it's not stealing or anything like that.

It's just another occupation, right?

Are you afraid of the cops?

You got that right.

Where is your guts?

I must admit I do lack some guts.

So what do you have in mind?

Could we switch to some quiet place and talk?

So, we went to a party hosted by Lawyer Chau.

I wasn't supposed to go, I wasn't feeling well.

Could you zip that up for me?

- Here? - Yes.

Where was I?

Lawyer Chau.

Oh yes. So I met Ray during the party.

Maybe I was drunk,

or maybe possessed,

but he caught my eyes.

Mrs. Ma, I normally don't care the details

between you and the target,

I don't want to know either.

This is our rule.

Don't give me the rules.

You don't want to hear it, but I do.

You see? I am not a sluttish woman.

I wouldn't go home with anyone

unless we have met for 6 hours.

We were both drunk that night.

I thought I would just let him.

But I can't believe

he actually taped the whole thing.

Not only did he tape it,

he shares it with the rest of the world.

Not only did he share it, he said I was a dead fish.

That's why you want to kill him.

Yes. I want you to kill him.

Not only kill him, but film the detail for me.

For revenge sake, I want to see his dead face.

I want him to know how it feels to be filmed.

Mrs. Ma, Mr. Chiu never mention filming anything.

How can I do that?

Why not?

Do you want the job or not?

I can ask somebody else.

Miss, that's my dress.

You want me to call someone and rape you, bitch?

Do you do rape?

I don't do rape, illegal gang bang, nor anal sex.

I just kill.

You will make a lot less, you know.

Hey, can I help you?

I... Don't be shy.

Let me show you

Hollywood stuff 21st century banging network.

Directed by Yuen Wo Ping, bang your brains off.

I am not into Hollywood stuff.

What about this?

"Seven: Chicks from the North."

Mainland chicks show girls playing tricks.

They will say it feels great so nice...

- Not into this. - Not into this?

What about supporting our local stuff?