Super Mario Brothers: Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach (スーパーマリオブラザーズ ピーチ姫救出大作戦!)

Shochiku

Brought you some tea, Bro.

Tea?

Tea, tea...

Good night, Mario.

Help me!

What the...?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, stop! Hey, stop!

Are these your friends?

No... doesn't seem like it.

Hey! Cut it out!

Cut it out already!

Hello?

Hello?

- Help me! - Oh, I wasn't...

Oh, my apologies.

You really saved me there.

Thank you.

I am Princess Peach.

Princess Peach...

And you, Mario, are a very brave knight.

Eh? N-No way...

Is it all right if I hide here for a while, Mario?

Sure, sure.

Peach, sweetie...

It's King Koopa!

The boss of those monsters just now.

He's a bad guy!

He's made a mess of our kingdom.

Make him go away!

Please, Mario?

Chase him away!

Okay!

G-G-Get back! Get back!

Mario, get him!

Beat him up!

I know you can win!

Hey, you! Come at me!

He's scary!

Hang in there, Mario.

I'm sure you can defeat him.

Guess I got no choice...

- All right, come at me! Come on... - Go! Go! Ma-ri-o!

Mario!

You monster!

Save me!

- I've caught you, Peach, sweetie. - Let me go!

Let me go! Ew!

Save me, Mario!

Wh-Where are you?

Mario! Mario!

Mario, save me!

Oh no, this is bad!

Mario!

Save me!

Huh?

Hey, you!

Get back out here! Hey!

Get back here!

- What's the matter? - Come on!

Princess Peach has been kidnapped!

Princess Peach?

Who the heck is that?

She came here asking me to save her.

Save her?

Princess Peach asked you?

Go to sleep and you can dream what happens next.

Seriously, though, just who was she?

She sure was cute.

Bishi-bishi-bashi Rock'n' Roll Don't hold back and Rock'n' Roll

Tsukue wo tataite Rock'n' Roll Bash your desk and Rock'n' Roll

Tesuto wa chochoi to yattsukero Finish up that test with ease

Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh

Doki-doki-doki Do it Heart thumpin' thumpin', Do it

Super

Mario Bros.

The Great Mission to Rescue

Princess Peach!

Saomatsu-sensei Rock'n' Roll Mr. Saomatsu, Rock'n' Roll

Hachamecha no rokkunrooraa I'm a crazy Rock'n' Roller

Bishi-bishi-bashi Rock'n Roll Don't hold back and Rock'n Roll

Inemuri kozuite Rock'n Roll While you're stuck dozin' off, Rock'n Roll

Souji wa yoroshiku esukeepu I'll leave the cleanin' to you, I'm out of here

Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh

Doki-doki-doki Do it Heart thumpin' thumpin', Do it

Ore-tachi tsurunde Rock'n Roll Let's hang out and Rock'n Roll

Chakichaki no rokkunrooraa We'll be full-blooded Rock'n Rollers

Dakedo aitsura ga My Love But, those guys are My Love,

Koitsura mo My Love and these guys are also My Love

Mochiron ano ko mo bishibashi bacchishi And, of course, that girl is freakin' bangin' too

Ah~ atarikishariki hazumi de hazunde Ah~ It goes without sayin', let's spring into action

Tsuppari tongari rokkunrooraa And be rugged, sharp Rock'n Rollers

Thank you.

Thanks for shopping!

Welcome, Miss Endless!

I was thinking I'll bake a cake today.

What a lovely idea!

A delicious cake calls for the best ingredients!

We have everything you need in the back!

Thank you!

Good morning, Mario.

Um, wheat flour, butter, sugar, eggs, milk, baking powder...

Oh my goodness! Are you expecting me to make a cake out of this?!

How dare he try to make a fool out of me! Goodness.

Thanks for shopp...

What's wrong with you, Bro? You've been like this all morning!

Princess Peach...

Hey, Bro! Where'd you get this from?

Don't touch it!

Snap out of it, Bro!

This is a mystical gem from Toad legend that's been passed down since long ago!

Mystical?

Of course, it is! Look!

Let's see... See? Look at this!

"This stone shall guide its master to a Land of Treasure!

The fields bloom with glittering emeralds!

Golden mushrooms grow by the water!

The night is filled with diamond stars!"

Amazing!

Yeah!

Let's go there!

Yeah!

Where is it?

I don't know!

Um...

I'll ask directory assistance!

Good idea. Hmph.

Um, hello?

Ah, Mario, my boy, there you are.

I've been looking for ya'.

Well, whatever. I'll send a messenger for ya', so come quick.

Bye!

Did they have the answer?

Yeah, they said they're picking me up.

Pick you up? What a bad joke!

There's no dog food here.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Wait up!

Hey, wait up! Darn it!

Wait!

All right!

Bishi-bishi-bashi Rock'n' Roll Don't hold back and Rock'n' Roll

Tsukue wo tataite Rock'n' Roll Bash your desk and Rock'n' Roll

Bro...!

Tesuto wa chochoi to yattsukero Finish up that test with ease

Wait up!

Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh

Doki-doki-doki Do it Heart thumpin' thumpin', Do it

Saomatsu-sensei Rock'n' Roll Mr. Saomatsu, Rock'n' Roll

Hachamecha no rokkunrooraa I'm a crazy Rock'n' Roller

Dakedo aitsura ga My Love koitsura mo My Love But, those guys are My Love, and these guys are also My Love

Mochiron ano ko mo bishibashi bacchishi And, of course, that girl is freakin' bangin' too

Ah~ atarikishariki hazumi de hazunde Ah~ It goes without sayin', let's spring into action

Tsuppari tongari rokkunrooraa And be rugged, sharp Rock'n Rollers

Welcome, Mario Brothers.

Please pardon my rudeness.

You were summoned here to the Mushroom Kingdom...

by none other than me!

Mushroom Kingdom?

Mushroom Kingdom...

Did you say "Mushroom Kingdom?!"

You mean the Mushroom Kingdom also known as the Land of Treasure?!

Hey!

We're gonna be... super rich!

Multimillionaires! Hey!

You see, the Koopa Clan in a neighboring kingdom has this great evil king, Koopa...

Koopa! Koopa!

He's a big villain!

Koopa! Koopa! Oh, so cool!

He's still bitter because Princess Peach turned down his marriage proposal,

and has taken it out on our kingdom by trashing it and kidnapping Princess Peach!

Trashing, trashing! Trashing, trashing!

Princess Peach has been kidnapped!

Trashing, trashing! Trashing, trashing!

Princess Peach has been kidnapped!

- Trashing, trashing! Trashing, trashing! - Princess Peach...

Princess Peach has been kidnapped!

To make matters worse, King Koopa used his magic

to change the inhabitants of our kingdom into bricks, horsetails, and more!

How horrible!

You two are the only ones who can save our kingdom from this crisis.

Please rescue Princess Peach and restore peace to this kingdom, however you can!

But why us?

Oh, there's a legend.

"Male twins shall journey from the Kingdom of the East...

donning sailor caps and overalls.

Knobby noses, goggling eyes, and cute little mustaches.

Kindhearted, but also money-seeking."

Princess Peach believes in this legend, and that is why she sought the help of you boys.

At least that was her plan...

Mario! Please rescue me!

Mario!

So then...

At this rate, the Princess will be forced to marry King Koopa!

Marry?

On the next Friday the Thirteenth.

Princess Peach... married?

I won't have it!

["Kuppa" is the Japanese word for gukbap, a Korean rice dish. King Koopa was named after it.]