Robot Chicken

Man: It's alive!

Congratulations.

You're the very first human to make it to heaven.

I'm so excited that you're here.

These are for you. I made it myself. This, too.

It's all pretty self-explanatory.

Um, okay, enjoy eternal paradise.

Uh, let me get that started for you.

Ah, people are going to love this.

Ah, it looks so calm and blue from up here, don't it?

But the ocean's the deadliest place on Earth.

Aah!

I bet this fish

has seen some shit.

We, the Sons of Anarchy, need new blood.

Our brothers keep getting shot,

run over, or infected with gonorrhea.

I got three new prospects, but they're kind of weird.

Biker Mice from Mars?

Originally from Mars, then Chicago for a bit,

then an unsuccessful reboot back on Mars again.

Careful, Jax, we don't want to let in a rat.

Rat? My mama didn't raise no rat.

Hey, relax. To survive all the organized crime

that, for some reason, is centered

in this one small town in California, we need numbers.

Let's see if they work out.

Oh, they definitely work out. Look at those abs.

That mouse has never touched a piece of cheese in his life.

All in favor of the new recruits?

-Aye. -Yes to the weirdos.

Here we come, and we got lasers.

You watch out for that kitty cat there.

- -Oh, God!

And that, boys, is why we wear helmets.

Wow, I really used to sound like that.

Luckily, I found Al Kaplan's alien-accent reduction course

Who here feels they've been judged

because of the way they speak?

Over the next four weeks, my vocal command course

will transform your weird alien sounds

into perfect English.

E.T. phone home.

First-person singular.

I phone home.

Nicely done.

Before Al, I was unemployed,

living in a swamp.

Virtually no love life.

Hurt did it went from heaven you fell?

Hmm?

Since mastering my speech, I started a business,

bought a better swamp, and got engaged.

Remember, change your speech...

All: Change your life.

Thanks, Al.

I'm not sure which birth control to use.

What's the pill like?

Why don't I let it tell you?

Wow, it sounds like the pill is the way to go.

I beg to disagree.

Back off, you uterus usurper.

This is my turf.

You want to go?

I think I'll just stick with abstinence.

Yeah, well, you didn't seem that cool anyway, so...

I need to give this to the one man I can trust.

I thought long and hard about this,

and it's you, Batman.

Batman. Batman.

Huh? What? What?

Fine. I'll entrust this kryptonite ring

to somebody else to defeat me if I ever go insane.

I really thought you'd give a damn.

Don't look at me cry. Up, up, and away.

No! Wait! No, wait!

I-I -- I d-- I do.

I do, Superman.

Meep, meep!

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