Fear Itself

What the...

Happens all the time.

Aah!

Good morning, Seanna,

and good morning, Milwaukee.

Our lead story...

Dad. There was another vicious...

Mm-hmm? Animal attack last night...

Dad in a parking garage...

Not now, Oliver. I'm busy. Near the corner of...

Dad.

Yes, Oliver, what?

You got jelly on your shirt.

What?

Aw, damn.

Oh, man.

Well, I can tell you that changes are on the way...

You think I could get away with that?

Not if mom sees.

Aw, damn.

Good morning, Oliver.

Good morning, Wilbur.

Hi, mom.

Measles are back. A second case of...

Patty.

Come on, Patty.

Good morning, Wilbur.

Good morning, Patty.

What is that on your shirt? No.

You've gotta change your shirt.

Oh, it's fine. Who's gonna complain? The animals?

Wilbur.

Are you ready, Ollie?

Change your shirt, Wilbur.

All right. All right.

Bye, dad.

Yeah. All right.

Ear infection.

Worms.

Ehh, ehh.

9 lives, my ass.

You ain't gonna make it.

Oh...

Ah, yeah. Stomach virus.

Diarrhea.

Hemorrhoids.

Erectile dysfunction.

I know.

Police are still searching for the mysterious animal

that viciously attacked a man last night in a local parking garage.

The remains of the county sanitation worker

was found in a driveway at the 16th street residence

by a passerby just after 7:00 this morning.

We're halfway through our day, Dr. Orwell.

That's great.

That last puppy was so cute,

like a wittle muffin.

Mm-hmm.

Dr. Orwell,

it's 2 P.M.

Thanks for the news flash.

Geoff was scheduled to work at 9:00.

He's super late.

I don't think you should let him

take advantage of you like this.

Mm-hmm.

...construction company and plans

a $6 million expansion of his corporate office in the town of Minocqua.

The project, which is scheduled to break ground this July,

will add 46,000 square feet...

Aw, Geoff.

The addition will allow additional office space,

conference rooms, and an expansion of the health and fitness center...

Construction is scheduled for completion in fall...

Some help here!

Uh...

What is that ungodly ruckus?

Mikaela...

Drivin' down the road,

and it just jumped out in front of me.

Oh, my gosh. Don't move!

Oh, there you are. Ok, I know what to do.

I know what to do. I know what to do. Ok. Ok.

What the hell is it?

Hang on.

Well, stay back, Mikaela.

Aah!

Uh...

We're gonna need a bigger gurney.

Turn it. Turn it. Turn it.

Come on, Mikaela. Come on. Turn. Sorry. Sorry.

Now straight through. Straight through.

Straight through. Ok, bring it.

Bring it back. Bring it back.

All right. Right.

Right... right there. What happened?

Damn, man. I don't know. It just jumped out in front of me.

You hit it? Yeah.

Who expects a bear to jump right out?

Brother, this is not a bear.

Then what is it?

Aah!

Stay still. Stay still.

Man, I... I could use your help here, huh?

No way, man.

Stay still.

Uh, Mikaela, please make yourself useful.

Hold him down.

Ok.

Aah!

Mikaela, are you

all r... aah!

I'm outta here.

Uh...

A little help.

Oh, damn it.

Ow!

Jeez, Louise.

Wilbur.

Aw, turn off... Turn off the light.

It's only 10:00, Wilbur. And you're still dressed?

I don't feel well.

Oh. You want mama to undress you, Willie boy?

Aw, Patty, come on.

Come on what, Wilbur?

You know, Wilbur, I am beginning to think

you don't find me attractive anymore.

Aw, please. Not tonight.

I'm thinkin' I might...

Wilbur, my dear, that's your problem.

You think too much.

You need to turn off your worry machine

and take one teensy, tiny,

little peekaboo at me.

Eh...

Oh, no.

Oh, god! Wilbur.

What happened to your arm?

Uh, what? Oh.

It was an animal.

A dog? I don't know.

You don't know, Wilbur?

Could you, uh...

Open up the...

Window?

Uhh.

You are listening to WJHB radio,

where you get all the news, weather, and traffic all the time.

In today's top news, police are still baffled

by the rash of animal attacks that have occurred in our city.

Police have reported yet another savage attack

that left a 28-year-old woman found dead late last night

just outside of Mequon town.

A spokesman for the Mequon town police department

said they had very few leads to go on

and are reaching out to the public for any information regarding...

Ah.

This bizarre photograph was taken at the latest crime scene.

Oh, detective Deane is here.

Let's see what he has to say.

Detective, can you confirm that the same animal is doing all these killings?

Hold on a second.

Let me stop you right there.

Uh, we're just beginning our investigation at this time,

and we can neither confirm or deny that it was

a single animal that was involved in this attack.

So we'll give you information...

Is somethin' wrong with the TV?

Hey, Ollie. Hey.

What?

Good morning.

Good... Good morning, dad.

You ok?

Yeah.

What the...

Pierced ears?

That doesn't make sense.

Is that a filling?

You just wait one itty-bitty moment.

I promise the doctor will be right here.

He will answer any questions you may...

Where is he? Huh?

Where's Michael?

Where is he? Where is Michael?

Calm down.

I'm Crane Dougdale.

This is my wife Moonflower.

We're looking for our s... animal.

He went missing last night.

We think he might have been hit by a car.

He was very badly hurt when he came in.

There was nothing I could do.

Ohh.

Ohh.

We'll need the body.

We just wanna give him a proper burial.

Well, uh...

I'm sorry, Mr. Dougdale, but...

With an animal of this size, I'm not supposed to...

He's ours.