The Dark Military

Halloween is in need of an upgrade.

You people forgot what fear tastes like.

This man's gonna die and to prove it

his body' will turn up in the next 24 hours.

The world acts like its safe but with little or no effort

you could take the world hostage.

This Halloween, with Kane and Judas at my side,

we're gonna do something this world will never forget!

Halloween is next week.

We're coming to change Halloween forever.

I'm Barabbas, and others from the dark world

will be joining us for this game.

This is your only warning, world!

This Halloween, the Dark Military's coming to play!

- Good Morning, it's October 31st, Halloween,

here on Satellite 16, Dark Radio.

It's been one week since a group

calling themselves the Dark Military

broadcasted on the dark web the grizzly murder

of Ron Rubens.

Film of this murder has now been witnessed worldwide.

Mr. Rubens's body, who disappeared from Idaho,

was discovered in St. Michaels, New York.

What does this mean?

You're live with Late In the Morning,

First caller, Wendy from Blairstown.

Wade, this is unacceptable.

All this time and still no one knows who they are?

I'm keeping my kids home this Halloween.

- I just wanna say our town

has something fun and different goin' on.

You've heard of Survival Ground by now, haven't you?

The Survival Ground broadcast

will go as planned on Halloween.

- More pictures have recently surfaced

of the Dark Military on the dark web.

- How do we know the hostages are still alive?

- The buyrates are through the roof.

- The town of St. Michaels will move forward.

- I mean, what are the rules to this game?

We're the hostages.

We don't know what's coming through the front door.

- Is provoking world history.

The whole world will be watching.

- All news outlets will be covering this.

- So how's everything going with the school play?

- It's going great, tonight's the big night.

My daughter can't wait for her scene.

You know, even at home she's never outta costume.

She's always in character!

Yeah.

Hey, um, where's the chief?

He oughta be here any minute.

He's showing a little bit more face since, uh...

Hey, it's okay but you gotta get over this.

I know.

It's just all week with the media,

and then the video goes viral and makes world news.

- Listen, listen, those guys aren't gonna show their face

and their gonna get caught.

Everything is gonna be fine.

Caller has now been able

to close the front--

Henning, Martel, good morning.

Morning, Chief, how's it goin'?

- I feel like shit but everything else is cool.

Besides the press making rounds where the body was found,

all is well.

We gotta get through tonight, guys.

After tonight, everything will be back to normal, all right?

But if anything is outta the ordinary,

I wanna know about it.

- Survival Ground is gonna be in town tonight.

It's that survival game that's been

getting all the buzz on the internet.

Well, those people are gonna be here in a few hours

and these idiots are havin' some kind

of a meet and greet at the community center.

- Well I, for one, think this is good for the community.

I mean, this'll get the town's mind back

on Halloween and a little bit less on what happened.

Right.

I'm gonna try to make it to your daughter's play, all right?

No promises.

Jesus, all right.

Guys, get on the job, let's go!

What's up, brother?

Yo, we are so doin' this shit tonight.

You gonna be ready now?

You see those two hot chicks in the video?

- Yeah right, like you got a shot with either of them, Dean,

with your class one jock mentality, come on.

- Dude, you have a tribal band tattoo from 1995.

Hey, maybe we could do something extra rad

like get a tongue piercing for the broadcast.

That would make it really cool.

Please don't make me do this.

You know I don't like goin' to places

where I don't know anybody.

Lainie, all you do is work.

Okay, that's not true.

I go to school full-time and I also--

- Work for a son of bitch that gives you shit.

Look, I bought two spots for us tonight.

I really want you to go to this with me.

I don't wanna be on TV.

It's not even TV, it's the web.

At the most, you'll be a Facebook and Twitter star.

Not even Fox News is even gonna be coverin' this one.

- Work sounds like a great idea after hearing that.

- Let me guess, you're scared to ask her, aren't you?

All she does is push you around.

Gives you shifts with no notice.

Fuck it, just tell her you're taking a me day.

Scared?

Roman, you're the one that fears your father.

I mean, does he even know you're doing this?

No.

Out of all the places they had to pick

for a meeting spot, they had to pick this town?

- What were you expecting, a Hollywood movie set?

- All I'm saying is we just drove nine hours

to do this shit and now we're sitting in some coffee shop

just waiting for it to start.

I mean, we could do that back home.

- Well, you're the asshole that wanted to get here just

in case god forbid we didn't get a good parking spot.

Look at us, we look like teenage assholes

waiting outside a venue before the band's bus even shoes up.

She's right.

What can I say, I'm punctual.

You're an idiot.

There's a hair in my coffee!

Dee, I was wondering if...

Guess you didn't notice I was reading.

Tonight I was going to--

- I have a date tonight, we're watching Survival Ground.

That is, if he can keep his hands off me.

Well, that might be kinda hard.

Because it's not good for business for him to be

touching you when you're working your shift.

Lainie, this is a joke right?

- When you're watching later, pay attention.

You might see somebody you know.

Can you tell me a little bit

more about the game?

- I thought Halloween could use an upgrade.

Year after year, it's the same thing over and over again.

I decided it was time for a new era of fun.

Tonight, live on pay-per-view the world

is in for something different.

You heard it here first!

- All right, so where do we sign up for this?

This isn't gonna be any of that kid shit, is it?

- We can still hit the road and make the party.

Fuck that, a party's just a party.

I wanna be on pay-per-view!

Did you get that?

We got that.

- We're still rolling? - We're live.

- Ooh hoo, speaking to the enchanting Jezebel.

The website states you don't receive the rules

until the bus arrives at the hunting ground.

Well, in a short bit, Mother Nature

will be addressing all of those questions.

Yes, but can you tell us who

will be the one doing the hunting?

- You'll have to wait for the pay-per-view to start.

Could be anybody really.

Freddy, Jason, maybe even Frankenstein's monster.

- Where is Christopher Lee when you need him?

John Hedberg reporting.

I'm out.

All right, well, that was great, thanks a lot,

thanks a lot, Jezebel.

Did you get that?

Clear?

Off to the next one.

Hi, I'm Travis.

Well, hello, Travis.

- Question, if I get killed off early in this thing

what are the chances of you and I getting some alone time?

- And do you think alone time would be fun?

I can think of a few ways to kill time.