Kanoon

Oh, the goddess of justice!

Oh, the mother of lawmakers!

We are indeed your sons...

...but not worthless like them.

So that you don't see their misdeeds...

...they have blindfolded your eyes.

They have turned you blind.

So that you don't strike us being blind...

...we have surrounded you with shackles.

Just like Kauravas snatched the kingdom of Pandavas.

Similarly we have snatched the authority of this city from the clutches of the law!

But we have kept your name intact.

We are feeling extremely sorry to see your state.

But we are extremely happy to rule this city!

We seek blessings from you so that...

...you allow us to keep ruling this city!

'Om, swaha'!

Master, may you rule this world forever.

It is my daughter's wedding. I want mercy from you.

May God give you millions, master.

Don't worry. Your work will be done.

It is a good deed. You earn some merits as well.

Go to our hospital and donate blood for the poor.

- It is a very good deed. - Hail the Lord.

I'll go and donate my blood right away.

- Vicky. - Yes, brother?

He is an extremely poor man!

He cannot handle two kidneys.

When he comes to donate blood in the hospital...

- ...ask doctor to remove one of them. - I got it!

I know a client who is ready to pay Rs. 300000 for a kidney.

Raja Thakur, I have a message of DCP Pawar.

He said you can unload Dubai's consignment at the port.

Before DCP Pawar says anything...

- Vicky, sent Rs. 200000 to him. - Brother.

- Wow! That's great! - Fine, brother!

What's the status about the land in Kurla.

Residents are not willing to vacate their shanties.

They are ready to vacate but are demanding for Rs. 200000 and flats too.

Is there a shrine or mosque near that slum area?

There are both!

Oh, yes! I'll move the idol out of the shrine.

I'll damage the wall of mosque and there'll be a communal riot!

Absolutely! There'll be communal riot between hindus and muslims!

Of course and then we'll construct a sky-scraper over there!

- - 'Om, swaha'!

'Truth Alone Triumphs'

Laksha! Hey, Laksha!

Good morning, sir!

Good morning! Very good morning!

What were you doing outside?

You had ordered me to exercise in the morning, so I'm doing that.

Oh, very good. Very good.

- It is necessary to exercise. - Yes.

- But it's just that you should do the household work, too. - Yes.

- Bring tea for me. - Yes. Yes.

- Sir. Hello, sir. - Hello.

- Look, the tea... The tea is here as well. - Keep it.

Tea. Tea. Tea. Tea.

Laksha, you called Laxmi as tea?

Laxmi is everything, sir.

Goddess Laxmi (Indian Goddess). Laxmi tea.

Laxmi spices. Laxmi asafoetida.

Laxmi snuff. Laxmi Dairy. Laxmi is a big general store, sir.

- It is a big general store. - Shut up.

Laxmi, did you give morning tea to everyone?

Yes, sir. Except junior master.

As in? Vishal has not woken up yet?

Daughter-in-law.

They don't even let me offer the veneration in peace.

- Daughter-in-law. - Coming.

- Greetings, Father. - Bless you.

- Greetings, Grandpa. - Bless you.

He is my dearest son.

Look, how he gets ready so early in the morning like his grandpa.

- Do you know why? - Why?

Grandfather, I will also grow up and become a judge like you.

Very good. What is Pankaj doing, Daughter-in-law?

He is shaving.

And perhaps your brother-in-law is still sleeping.

Today I'll catch his ears and wake him up.

You drink tea. I'll wake him up.

- Mummy, I'll come, too. - Yes, come.

- Vishal, wake up. - Let me sleep, Sister-in-law.

Get up, Vishal. Otherwise, look, I'll pour water on your head.

Uncle, shall I bring water?

Don't do this atrocity. Let me sleep.

Vishal.

One. Two. Three.

Uncle, exercise is not done on bed, but on the ground.

- Yes. 21.22.23. Sister-in-law, count it. - Yes, I am counting.

- 24. - 24. - 25. - 25.

- Hey, Vishal. - 26. - 26.

What are you doing?

81.82. Count it.

- 83.84. - 85.86.

Hey, what's this? The other way around?

Not the other way, Father. The right way.

Very good. Bless you. Bless you. Very good.

Get up. Get up and hug me.

Enough, Son. Enough. What condition have you made of yourself?

It is enough for today. Now take a shower and get ready.

- No, no, he is going to do 50 sit-ups more. - Really?

- 50 sit-ups? - Yes.

- Why are you scared, Uncle? I do 50 sit-ups. - Yes.

Okay, Ravi, stay here and count.

Your uncle should do 50 sit-ups in all.

At least he has changed a little.

- Uncle, come on. Begin. - I know. I know.

- One. Two. Three. - Not three, but 30.

- And this is 40. - What? You are counting 4 as 40?

Wait, I'll call grandpa right now.

What do you lose by saying that it's 40?

I don't lose anything, but I don't gain anything either, Uncle.

- Here. Rs. 5. Now? - Now you have done 50 sit-ups.

I have fooled uncle.

He will never improve, right?

- Sita. - Coming.

Sita, where are you?

- Sita. - Oh, what is it?

- Where is my towel? - It is lying before you.

If you are scared about getting up late...

...then why don't you get ready quickly? Take it.

Because you wake up early.

And I keep on searching you on the entire bed...

...as to where my wife has gone.

Mom!

At least let the children have breakfast peacefully.

Oh, no! Please allow them to have breakfast, will you?

You start nagging since morning. Why this and why that?

Let it be if he dislikes the police job.

Well, I am very proud of Pankaj.

And then a job in the police force is not only a job...

...it is serving your country, too.

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"People call it the symptoms of love."

"People call it the symptoms of love."

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"People call it the symptoms of love."

"People call it the symptoms of love."

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"There is a pleasure spread across the heartbeats."

"I feel like acting as per my will now."

"I feel like committing a lovely mistake."

"If I get the one...

...who I am looking for...

...then you will get to see the magic of love!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"It's the heart!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"It's the youthfulness!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"It's the heart!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"I wish I meet a gorgeous girl on the street."

"I wish I meet a gorgeous girl on the street."

"I wish she shies a bit...

- ...and gives me a hug." -

"I'm sure she would be...

...different from everyone else!"

"I will surrender everything...

...I have on her!

"I will keep her a secret from everyone."

"I will sneak her right under everyone's eyes."

"I will place her into my breath."

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"People call it the symptoms of love."

"People call it the symptoms of love!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

"Heart is out of control!"

"Youthfulness is crazy!"

Do you want another peg, sir?

Let me get rid of the waste first.

The door of the toilet has not opened since an hour.

Come on, come out.

Oh, God. You are relieving yourself inside, I'll do it outside.

Come out.

Hey, what is this insolence?

Oh, Mr. Govinda (Indian actor). Oh, God. I am so fortunate.

Sir... Sir, autograph please.

Sir, your autograph.

I'll be proud to show it in my locality.

I watch your movies, too.

Come to your senses. I am not Govinda.

Come on, sir. Why are you fooling me?