Rizzoli & Isles

Man: WILL YOU TELL?

NO. NO.

PLEASE.

WILL YOU TELL?! NO.

Stanley: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. Angela: I'M SORRY, MR. STANLEY.

I NEVER EXPECTED SO MANY CUSTOMERS. YEAH?

YOU AND YOUR MENU ADDITIONS ARE MAKING MY LIFE HELL RIZZOLI.

HEY, HEY, HEY, ZIP IT.

AND IT'S MRS. RIZZOLI TO YOU, STANLEY.

THAT'S IT.

YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH.

NO, THAT'S -- THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S FOR YOU.

THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

YOU'RE RUNNING THIS MORNING. COME ON. MNH-MNH.

YOU'RE TOO LATE. I ALREADY SHOWERED.

LAST NIGHT OR THIS MORNING?

NEVER MIND. LET'S GO.

NO, I-I CAN'T. MY STOMACH'S FULL.

JANE, YOU NEED ENDORPHINS FROM PHYSICAL ACTIVITY...

because you're depressed.

I'm not depressed.

SEE?

YOU'LL GET OVER CASEY.

WHO SAID IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH CASEY?

I-I GOT A NEW... DING IN MY CAR DOOR.

YOU LIED. YOUR LEFT EYEBROW MOVED.

YOU ARE IN STAGE FOUR OF THE FIVE STAGES OF RELATIONSHIP GRIEF.

I AM IN STAGE FIVE OF IGNORING YOU.

I CAN'T TASTE, TOUCH, SMELL... SEE, OR HEAR YOU.

DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING, DEPRESSION, ACCEPTANCE.

A GOOD RUN WILL GET YOU TO ACCEPTANCE.

WHY'D SHE HAVE TO MAKE BUNNIES?

MNH-MNH. I LIKE THEM BUNNIES.

TASTE BETTER WHEN THEY GOT A SHAPE.

MMM.

YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE THESE, TOO.

YOU SURE? YEAH.

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU LOSING ANY MORE WEIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE MY DETECTIVES WITH A LITTLE MEAT ON THEM.

RIZZOLI, GET OVER HERE.

WE'RE TOO BUSY FOR TABLE SERVICE.

I WAS JUST GETTING A TO-GO CONTAINER FOR THIS GENTLEMAN.

YOU HEARD THAT? GENTLEMAN.

Rondo, hurry.

YOU'VE BEEN GIVING FREE FOOD TO RONDO,

AND THAT'S WHY THE SANDWICHES COST 12 BUCKS.

I TAKE IT OUT OF MY TIP MONEY, DETECTIVE.

THAT MAN'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES ]

OH. WE GOT A MURDER.

YOU GONNA RUN TO THE CRIME SCENE?

FIVE MINUTES. THREE.

Artie: READ MY LIPS.

GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE SEAT AND GET THIS BUS IN SERVICE.

NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN TO DRIVE.

Jane: HE'S A TRANSIT COP. IT'S NOT EVEN HIS CRIME SCENE. IT'S OURS.

Korsak: I KNOW HIM -- ARTIE McMURPHY.

HE'S ALWAYS IRRITABLE.

HIS WIFE RAN OFF WITH HER BOYFRIEND YEARS AGO

OR MAYBE DIED, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YEAH, I THINK THEY HAD A KID.

SO YOU TWO WERE CLOSE.

MUST HAVE BEEN 10 YEARS AGO.

NO, HAD TO BE 20. I WAS STILL IN THE DRUG UNIT.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED HELP FINDING YOUR CAR.

OH. SHE LOOKS LIKE SOME... BIG WEIRD DOLL.

DAME DE VOYAGE.

WHY ARE WE SPEAKING FRENCH?

SEX DOLLS ORIGINATED IN THE 17th CENTURY.

RANDY SAILORS TOOK THEM ON LONELY VOYAGES.

BUT THIS MIGHT BE AGALMATOPHILIA.

ANYTHING ENDING IN "PHILIA" IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD.

A FETISH INVOLVING THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND A DOLL.

A MAN, A DOLL, HIS LOVE, AND WHAT?

A 2x4? A HAMMER? HOCKEY STICK?

DEFINITELY A SOLID HIGH-DENSITY OBJECT.

IN COMMON PARLANCE, SOMETHING HARD.

THAT'S A BRILLIANT DEDUCTION.

HER WRISTS WERE BOUND TO SOMETHING.

THERE WAS NO CAST-OFF OR BLOOD SPATTER.

SHE WASN'T KILLED HERE. NICE SCRUNCHIE.

YEAH, HER CLOTHES ARE VERY EARLY '90s, TOO.

MORE FORMAL BEFORE SWEEPING CHANGES TO FASHION MADE GRUNGE CHIC.

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE WHY?

SHE WAS TRANSPORTED HERE FROM THE '90s?

UH, NO, DETECTIVE SMARTY PANTS.

BECAUSE HER CLOTHES ARE 20 YEARS OLD,

AND THEY DON'T FIT HER.

HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. BREAKFAST LINE WAS LONG.

GOT TO HELP YOUR MOM SET UP THAT ONLINE ORDERING.

ALL RIGHT, AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE SWALLOWING THE PETER RABBIT PANCAKE,

CAN YOU GO THROUGH THE SUITCASE, PLEASE?

THIS IS TOO EASY.

Frost: IT'S ALL HERE -- DRIVER'S LICENSE,

BUS PASS, CASH, PHONE.

VICTORIA GREEN. SHE'S 25.

SHE LIVED IN BRIGHTON.

OKAY. NOT SO EASY.

SHE PASSWORD-PROTECTED HER PHONE.

HMM, OKAY.

SO, SHE WAS PROBABLY KILLED WEARING THAT.

THE KILLER REDRESSED HER IN THOSE CLOTHES.

AND POSED HER ON A BUS BENCH.

SO WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR JUST ANY OLD KILLER.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FREAK WITH A DOLL FETISH.

WHERE IS KORSAK?

IS THE OWNER CHASING YOU?

I'M JUST GONNA HEAD ON BACK -- YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU TELL US

WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT DOG.

HOW DID YOU RIP YOUR PANTS?

OH, MAN. THESE ARE NEW.

YEAH, NEW IN 1995.

STEALING SOMEBODY'S DOG IS A FELONY.

I DIDN'T STEAL HER.

I'M JUST TAKING CARE OF BARNEY MILLER

UNTIL I CAN FIND HER A GOOD HOME. BARNEY MILLER?

SHE WAS... I RESCUED HER.

SHE WAS TRAPPED AND CRYING. SOMEBODY ABANDONED HER.

I'M NOT VISITING YOU WHEN THEY SEND YOU TO WALPOLE.

I WILL. I WILL VISIT YOU.

THERE ARE REMNANTS OF A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA

JUST ABOVE THE RIGHT EAR.

SHE WAS KNOCKED OUT WITH WHAT?

AND DON'T SAY "SOMETHING HARD."

IT WAS HARD.

BUT THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE

MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO DETERMINE THE TYPE OF INSTRUMENT USED.

WAS SHE RAPED?

DOUBTFUL. THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF TRAUMA, TEARING, OR BRUISING.

DOUBTFUL? SO YOU FOUND SOMETHING.

WELL, SHE DID HAVE SEX WITHIN THE LAST 36 HOURS.

OKAY, WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY DOLL MAKEUP? IT WAS APPLIED POSTMORTEM.

SEE THE BLOOD UNDER THE MAKEUP? MM-HMM. MAYBE A SEX GAME GONE WRONG?

WELL, THE KILLER DID EXHIBIT A CERTAIN DEGREE OF TENDERNESS.

OH, YEAH, REAL TENDER, STARTING WITH TENDERIZING HER HEAD.

GOT A SUSPECT -- HERBERT BUCKLEY.

SERVED TWO YEARS ON AN A&B, RELEASED TWO MONTHS AGO.

HE LIKED TO HIRE HOOKERS

AND MAKE THEM PRETEND THEY WERE DOLLS.

AND HIT THEM IN THE HEAD WITH A CROWBAR. NICE.

CAN YOU USE FRANKIE?

I'M JUST NOT UP FOR A PERVERT TODAY.

SEE YOU, MAURA.

Psst! Hey, doc.

WHAT? SERGEANT KORSAK. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I was, uh, wondering if, uh --

if you could give a friend of mine a little checkup?

HERE?

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A LITTLE CHECKUP.

I'D HAVE TO --

OH.

HELLO.

Dax: MAN, THIS IS A DOWNER.

HERBERT GOES AT MARLENE ALL THE TIME.

SHE NEVER CALLED THE COPS BEFORE.

WHO'S MARLENE? HERBERT'S OLD LADY.

Herbert: YEAH, YOU BET I'M FRUSTRATED!

I GOT MUSHROOMS ON MY BURGER, AND I HATE THEM!

THAT WOULD BE HERBERT.

AND NOW YOU GOT SPROUTS ALL IN MY KETCHUP! STAY BACK.

I'M GOING LEFT. YOU TAKE RIGHT.

BOSTON POLICE, FREEZE.

NO. NO, NO. WE WERE JUST TALKING.

WE WERE JUST WORKING THROUGH OUR ISSUES.

BABY, I LOVE YOU. I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. TELL THEM.

ARE YOU HURT? NO.

WE WERE JUST WORKING ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I-I WASN'T GONNA HIT HER.

UH...OH, HEY, EASY, BRO. DON'T, UH...CRY.

IT'S MARLENE.

SHE HATES TO BE ALONE. I CAN'T LEAVE HER ALONE.

TAKE HER, FRANKIE.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S BEEN. YOU TAKE HER.

BARNEY MILLER IS IN EXCELLENT HEALTH.

WATCH THIS.

BRING ME MY KEYS, BARNEY MILLER.

BRING ME MY KEYS.

OH. THANK YOU.

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, BARNEY MILLER.

OH.

GOOD GIRL. YEAH. LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

OH, AN RFID SCANNER. THANKS, SUSIE.

WELL, IF BARNEY MILLER IS CHIPPED,

THIS WILL TELL US WHO SHE BELONGS TO.

OKAY.

SHE'S REGISTERED TO THE TRUCE VETERAN CENTER.

ARE YOU A SERVICE DOG, BARNEY?

THAT'S WHY YOU KNOW ALL THOSE TRICKS.

I GUESS A WOUNDED WARRIOR NEEDS YOU MORE THAN I DO.

YEAH.

WHY DON'T I TAKE BARNEY MILLER HOME?

SPARE YOU THAT.

WOULD YOU? I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.

GOODBYE, GIRL.

OH, WAIT. UH, BARNEY MILLER.

Casey: ELSIE?

GOOD GIRL.