Gol Gappe

Praise thee, the Sun God!

"Hail Lord..."

Sorry, Lord.

My moustache doesn't need to point up in your presence.

"Hail Lord Almighty..."

Jaggi isn't up as yet?

Jaggi, you idiot! Why aren't you up as yet?

Do you plan to get up when the bed kicks you out?

Get up!

"You take all our worries away."

"Hail Lord Almighty..."

Jaggi!

You have to do all the chores.

You have to do the dishes

- and clean this place. - Someone make him stop.

We don't have a maid.

You will have to do all the chores.

I'll kill him one day.

Best revenge would be to fry you in a wok of boiling hot oil.

"We get whatever we want."

"All our sorrows go away."

"All our sorrows go away, Lord"

What?

Stir the wok. It's easy...

There is no milk in the wok.

What do I stir?

Stop holding that and start making some money.

I don't know about making money,

but try to argue with me again and I will certainly slap you, that too hard.

If you would talk to customers instead,

you too would make some money for yourself.

I can only make money if you get any customers.

Whom do I force to buy our sweets?

Punditji, your sweets need to be powerful for the customers to come here.

Powerful? Should I add energy pills in them?

You should be powerful.

I am powerful, aren't I?

If I want, I can see dirt.

Then why do you have me here.

Just fill this place up with dirt and end the story.

Nothing here is worth selling.

Like you are worthy.

You must be the first employee to badmouth the things you sell.

What is wrong with fresh sweets.

- Fresh sweet, huh? - Yes.

Look at this.

This looks like it was made pre-independence.

Even the bus and the road was made pre-independence.

They still work, don't they?

This won't work. That Barfi?

It has turned so yellow that I had to say it was made from gram flour to sell it.

And these Ladoos?

They are so hard that you can use it to nail something into the wall.

Tell me what is harm with having hard Ladoos?

Tell me one benefit of them.

There will come a day when there is a fight at my shop.

We will then use these Ladoos as stones.

You will realize your mistake the day...

You will realize your mistake the day these Ladoos send you to prison.

Why do you need to make sweets with fake milk?

Use some sense, you idiot.

If you doubt my talent then give me what you owe me.

Let's settle my account.

I have it all on my fingertips.

After deducting charges for your stay, food, drinks, it's Rs. 30,737.

Fine, I will give you a discount of 37 rupees.

Give me 30700 cash. Give it here.

Give you what? That's what you owe me.

Why do I owe you?

I haven't seen real money since the time I have started working in your shop.

After demonetization I don't even know whose face is on the currency notes anymore.

Your mother's photo is on them.

Didn't they have Bapuji's photo on them earlier?

You guys will never change.

You two fight like old hags whenever I come here for my money.

Why? Do you get billed for our fights?

No, I don't. But I do feel pity on you.

Let me give you a free advice.

You should distribute pamphlets along with the newspapers.

Start doing home delivery.

It will be good for your business.

You will be able to return my money.

They keep fighting all afternoon.

Hey?

What he said makes sense and is powerful.

I think he is powerful.

Want to join him?

I regret joining you.

Joining anyone else would be better than joining you.

Join away then.

I'll go prepare the matter for the pamphlet.

Good riddance.

Hello, Mom.

God bless you, son.

May you succeed in life.

How's your work at the bungalow going?

Work is great, Mom.

I think I will have to clean all the bungalows.

What?

I had made so many bungalows.

I need to look after them too.

I am sure your boss must be happy with your work.

He is so happy that he wants to give me a promotion of 30,737 rupees.

But I refused. I said I'll take all the money at one go.

Thank God!

I will pray to God that you two always share such a good relationship.

By the way, Neetu, your fiancée is here.

Here, talk to her.

Here.

I'll go make us some tea.

Talk to him, dear.

Hello?

Hi. How are you, Neetu?

You don't talk to me anymore.

Looks like you have fallen in love with the city.

It is all because of love.

You don't know what kind of Gol Gappes I am making for your love.

Wrong phrase, the one to be used there is popadums.

Everyone makes popadums.

I feel I should always keep making Gol Gappes for you.

You can make whatever you want,

but my parents cannot wait anymore.

They have already fixed three dates, but you keep postponing.

I do that for a reason.

How can we get married so soon?

I want to have a wedding that the world watches.

Bye. I'll talk to you later.

Look...

Help her up.

You will have to admit her.

She will get an injection every day.

You should go to the counter and deposit 10,000 rupees.

What?

- You alright? - Deposit the money,

I'll prescribe the injection.

Okay, so I will get a room ready for her.

Deposit 10,000 rupees at the counter.

Okay.

How will you arrange for that kind of money, son?

If you want, I can ask them to give you a 10% discount.

No, I just need to make a phone call

and 100,000-200,000 will be deposited into my account.

Don't worry, Mom. Your son will take care of everything.

Okay. If you still need any help then let me know.

I will help you.

No, we have everything with the grace of God.

We have a lot of money.

If you need any help in getting a promotion then tell me.

I'll just need to make a phone call.

No, thank you.

God bless you, son.

Don't feel shy, dear. Let us know if you need any help.

- Sure. - Yes.

Let me know. It's not a problem.

Mom, you wait here, I'll go and withdraw some money.

- Okay? - Okay.

Excuse me, please wait.

You were saying that you could get me a 10% discount?

If you can then it would be of great help.

You just had to make a phone call, didn't you?

What happened?

You forgot the phone number or the account number?

You know that my mother doesn't keep well.

I was pretending to be rich in front of her.

Actually, my mother sewed clothes to raise me up.

I don't want her to know that I am unemployed.

If you can help me then I'd be grateful.

Fine, I'll try to get you 20% discount.

You can deposit 8000, can't you?

Wait, wait.

If you could have it reduced some more?

Fine, I'll try to get 30% discount saying that you are related to me.

- Okay? - Hear me out.

I was trying to say the more you can get it down the better.

Fine. How much money do you have?

750 rupees.

You should take her home.

Treatment is a little expensive out here.

It's not so.

I will get her treated here.

Even if I have to sell my kidney for it.

No, that's not what I meant.

Where are you from?

Janetpur.

Then buy these injections from the market. They are cheaper there.

I will inject them to her on my way home.

Are you sure?

That works for you?

Thank you.

"Looks like she is covered in the hue of my love."

"I can see love in her eyes."

"Looks like she is going to open her heart out for me."

"Looks like she is going to say yes to me."

"Looks like she is going to say yes to me."

"Now my name beats in her heart."

"Now her love for me is visible in her eyes."

"Beats in her heart."

"Now my name beats in her heart."

"Now her love for me is visible in her eyes."

"My eyes always seek her. She too is going to fall for me."