Aloha Scooby Doo (Aloha Scooby-Doo!)

ALOHA SCOOBY DOO

Over here!

-Over here! It was a blast!

Whoa!

Yeah, Manu! You show them, Manu! Yeah.

Yes.

Hey, man. Chill out.

-Hang loose, bro. -Get real, man.

Just because you live here doesn't mean you own the ocean.

Whoa!

Yeah, that's right!

-All right! Nice work!

All right! Yeah!

Oh. Way to go, Manu. That was awesome.

You're my big kahuna.

Aw. Snookie.

Manu, you're my big kahuna too.

What's up with all these mainlanders anyway?

The Big Kahuna of Hanahuna contest is supposed to be a local thing, man.

Hey, do I look worried?

I've got surfing in my blood.

My ancestors have been riding these waves for generations.

I still don't think those mainlanders have any business here.

No worries, Little Jim.

The competition only makes me get more into my groove.

-I say, "Bring it on, baby." -Yeah.

I don't know, Manu.

The island spirits won't like it.

Spirits? Trying to scare us...

...with your island-spirit mumbo jumbo won't help.

You're going down this year, Manu.

Let's hit the waves, dudes.

Come on. Let's go.

Look.

Ow!

Snookie! Look out!

Get off of me!

Help! Help me!

Help!

Oh, help!

Oh....

What happened? Where's Snookie?

They-- They took her.

The tiki spirits. The curse of the Wiki Tiki!

Like, I don't mean to be picky, Fred, but are you sure you know what we're doing?

Of course. I read the instructions.

Well, part of them, anyway. Now, there's nothing to it.

Just wait for a gust of wind, and off you go!

Like, you gotta be kidding me. The problem with being chicken, Scoob...

...is that chickens don't fly!

Whoa....

That's it. You've got it. Now, just hang on.

No problem there.

Whoa!

I think we've got it, Scoob.

Yeah.

There was one thing I was wondering, though.

-What's that? -Like, how do you land these things?

I don't know. I didn't get that far in the instruction book.

Aha. Hold it. Hold it.

Just stay right there, little fella.

Look, Daphne. I got a shot of a rare nene.

Wow, cool!

Ah.... This is the life, isn't it?

Boy, it sure was neat of the Goha Aloha Company...

-...to let you try designing clothes. -I'll say.

And this all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii sure is some perk.

I know. I think these geckos are going to look super...

...on my new swimwear line.

Huh?

These digital pictures can be silk-screened right onto the swimwear.

I hope Jared Moon from Goha Aloha likes my designs.

Jeepers. Some of these critters sure are weird-looking.

Tell me about it.

Now, that's what I call smooth sailing.

Whoa!

I guess us chickens can fly after all.

Yeah, they just don't know how to land.

Jeepers. For a tiny island, there sure is a lot of traffic.

What the heck is going on?

Like, where's everybody going?

Anywhere but Hanahuna, that's where.

Hanahuna? That's where I'm supposed to meet the rep from Goha Aloha.

The island guide gives Hanahuna an eight on its charm-o-meter.

Yeah. Well, I give it a 1O on the it-creeps-me-out-meter.

That Hanahuna is one spooky place.

If you're heading there, you'd better hurry.

The place is being overrun by evil tiki spirits.

I'm so out of here.

Evil spirits? Like, you can count me out.

-Evil tiki spirits? I doubt that highly. -Well, whatever it is, we'd better go...

-...check it out and pronto. -Let me get this straight.

There may be something spooky going on on Hanahuna...

...and you think we better go check it out.

How about you send Scoob and me a postcard?

Well, if you insist.

But I wouldn't be surprised if over in Hanahuna...

...we found some delicious macadamia nuts.

Ooh. Macadamia nuts.

Why would anyone want to leave here?

Something must have frightened them to make them want to move...

...from such a beautiful place.

What's that stuff they're mashing?

They're pounding taro into a unique Hawaiian food called poi.

It was a staple in the diet of ancient Hawaiians.

Would you like to taste it?

Yummy.

We are making this special batch as an offering.

An offering to who?

Uh....

Never mind. Please enjoy your stay.

Aloha.

Now, that's what I call an island retreat.

Even the locals seem to be really spooked.

Maybe those surfers were right. There could be something weird going on.

I'll bet the Goha Aloha guy, Jared Moon, will know.

Beware of Hawaii's most terrifying spirit...

...the scourge of the Pacific.

Get your Wiki Tiki charms now.

Don't wind up as a human sacrifice.

Get your Wiki Tiki charms now.

That's it.

Better safe than sorry.

Folks, today only....

This is your contact from Goha Aloha?

Cool van.

Not as styling as the Mystery Machine, of course.

Mr. Moon. I'm Daphne Blake.

I was supposed to meet you.

Oh, yeah. Right. The hot new Goha Aloha designer.

The flavor du jour.

Step into my office.

-Your office? -Um....

Excuse me for saying so, but isn't it odd for a company rep...

...to work out of a van down by the beach?

Company car, sweetie.

This little venture's something I'm doing on the side...

...when I'm not moving and shaking with Goha Aloha.

First thing you gotta learn about sales, sister:

You gotta strike while the iron's hot.

And these babies are H-O-T, hot.

-Boy, business is booming, huh? -Are you kidding me?

I can barely keep these babies in stock.

Once I sell my last batch, I'm out of here.

And if you know what's good for you, you'll do the same.

-What are these things? -Charms. Talismans.

To ward off the Wiki Tiki.

What exactly is a Wiki Tiki?

Everyone on the island knows the Wiki Tiki...

...is an ancient spirit who dwells on Mount Pulanana.

An ancient spirit?

He's said to be 1O,0O0 years old, give or take a day.

And he must be appeased with a human sacrifice.

Human sacrifice?

I'm afraid so. Legend has it that long ago...

...the people of this island would appease the Wiki Tiki...

...by sacrificing one of their own into the volcano.

Wait a minute! I recognize you from Surf Rider Magazine.

You're Manu Tuiama, the big kahuna of Hanahuna. Wow!

Surfing's not that important to me right now.

How would you feel if your girlfriend had been kidnapped...

...and was about to be thrown into a volcano?

Oh, sorry. But it's true.

The Wiki Tiki sent its evil tikis as a warning.

They came, and they took Snookie.

Are you sure she was kidnapped?

Well, Snookie's no rocket scientist...

...but she definitely knows her way around the island.

Now, Manu, Jared, Little Jim...

...if you keep up this silly Wiki Tiki local-legend talk of yours...

...you're bound to scare off these nice kids. Let me assure you...

...Hanahuna is 1 0O percent safe.

You're more likely to get struck by lightning...

...than become some silly sacrifice.

Oh!

I still say you should ban mainlanders from the surfing contest.

Now, now.

You kids know that as your duly elected mayor...

...who got 51 percent of the votes...

...I have opened the contest to include everyone this year.

Yeah, and now Snookie's going to be sacrificed to the tiki spirit.

Oh, Manu. You and your colorful island stories.

Tiki spirits, sacrifices.

What an imagination.

I'm sure that you've heard that Hanahuna...

...scored an eight on the island charm-o-meter.

The charm-o-meter was my idea, you know.

Well, this tiki terror doesn't sound too charming.

You don't get it. None of you do. This isn't some kind ofjoke.

My Snookie's gone, and now we're all in danger.

Manu is right. We must not ignore the warnings...

...of the great and mighty Wiki Tiki.

Manu! Wait up!

Oh, poor Manu.