Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya

Jigae Pot

"The Late Night Himatsuya"

Paid in exact change.

Thanks, come again.

Man, we're wasted.

Yes, we are, Karamatsu-niisan.

Hey, who are you calling "Charisma-niisan"?

Yeah, I didn't say that.

Hey, I want to order. Can you push the button?

Got it.

Ding dong!

Hey, you're not the button. You're Jyushimatsu!

I can't breathe!

Hey, what's so funny?

I don't get it at all.

You don't?

I don't.

Ding dong!

Now I'm the button! I'm the button!

Pepper

Man, that was fun. Should we head home?

Yeah, I guess we should.

We need to get our check, then.

Our check...

We need to get our check...

So what do we have to do to get our check, Ichimatsu?

Huh?

Come on, tell me, Ichimacchan! What do we have to do?

Push the button.

Ding dong!

Ding dong.

Ding dong!

My stomach hurts! Please stop!

Ding dong!

So much fun!

Hey!

Shut up.

We got in trouble...

Ding dong!

Just don't.

End

Shibuya Station

What am I going to do?

I work and work, but can't seem to save any money.

I wonder if there's some job I can do for a little while and make lots of money.

I want to turn the tables!

B! N! N! Banana

B! N! N! Banana

We'll support your money-loving lifestyle

Get paid under the table!

Super high income! Check out our available positions

Banana banana banana

Banana banana, strike it rich

We'll support your money-loving lifestyle

Banana banana make money quick

Super high income!

Get paid under the table!

Stupidly, stupidly high income

Banana!

Banana banana make money quick

Get a stupidly stupid amount under the table

Banana!

Wow! Maybe I can turn the tables after all!

Let's find a part-time job

Banana!

Let's get ahead of everyone

All right, let's start the interview.

Kitty Shack

Good evening. I'm Ichimatsu, the manager.

Pleasure to meet you.

S-Sir, thank you for having me.

Are you nervous?

Could this be your first time working in a place like this?

Um... Yes.

Don't worry.

It might be a little rough at first, but you'll get used to things quickly.

Really?

Yes. Now, why don't we have you change?

Yes, sir! I'll do my best.

Here you go.

I can't! There's no way I can wear that!

Then what about this?

I can't! No way!

Then how about this?

No way! More importantly, what's the theme here?

Is this really what the customers want?

Well, there are all kinds of people in this world.

Y-Yes, but...

Just so you know...

These are the services we provide at our shop.

One-shot Jokes Oogiri Impressions What's in the Box? Bungee Jumping Kissing a Wild Alligator

One-shot Jokes

One-shot jokes.

Oogiri

Oogiri.

Impressions

Impressions.

What's in the Box?

What's in the box?

Bungee Jumping

Bungee jumping.

Kissing a wild alligator.

Kissing a Wild Alligator

I can't! I can't do any of those!

You'll get used to it.

I won't! This isn't what I imagined at all!

No way! I can't!

I can't!

I-I can't!

Sir...

I don't think I'm cut out for this job after all.

That's what everyone says at first, but don't you worry.

Hot Mustard

You'll get used to it.

No! This isn't what I wanted to do!

That's right. What I wanted to do is...

Money

I'm so bummed.

Same.

We're way too broke.

The wage gap is too steep.

Totally want to turn the tables.

B! N! N! Banana

Wow!

B! N! N! Banana

Sutabaa Coffee

Banana banana banana

Banana banana, strike it rich

Banana banana make money quick

Stupidly, stupidly high income

Banana!

Banana banana make money quick

Get a stupidly stupid amount under the table

Banana!

Let's find a part-time job

Banana!

Let's get ahead of everyone

Banana!

Overseas vacations, brand bags

Wow!

Spas, nails, gourmet, condos, way too fancy

It can't be true... Yes it can, banana!

Hey!

Banana banana make money quick

Stupidly, stupidly high income

Banana!

Banana banana make money quick

Get a stupidly stupid amount under the table

Banana!

Let's find a part-time job

Banana!

Let's get ahead of everyone

Banana!

Overseas vacations, brand bags

Spas, nails, gourmet, condos, way too fancy

It can't be true... Yes it can, banana!

The Ultimate Sentai Show VS Virgin Rangers

Hey!

B! N! N! Banana

Akatsuka Hall

Spring Tour

Arena

B! N! N! Banana

Banana banana banana

Banana banana, strike it rich

Banana banana make money quick

Stupidly, stupidly high income

Banana!

Banana banana make money quick

Get a stupidly stupid amount under the table

Banana!

Yay!

Same day super celebrity

I was able to turn the tables!

Let's get ahead of everyone

End

"NEET Correctional Facility"

Hello, it's your neighborhood salesman.

I'm terribly sorry to show up unannounced.

Please take this high-class pound cake from the Grand Hat Hotel

as a token of my apology.

You see, I just happened to hear a rumor

that you happen to have six NEETs

who absolutely refuse to work no matter how old they get.

That must be hard. You have my sympathies.

R-Right...

So I was wondering if you'd be willing

to try sending them to a facility that we created. It's called...

"We'll immediately change any failure of a human being!

The NEET correctional facility: NEETZAP."

Oh, don't worry.

There's nothing shady about our facility.

We call all the children we take in our friends.

We truly treat them as friends.

Probability of finding a job after graduation

Many of our graduates go back out into society and do great!

You just have to leave them with us for two years!

Life

90 years' worth