Clarence

Why, hello there!

I didn't see ya come in.

I'm Buckey O'Neil.

I was a famous hero

in the Civil War,

and then I fought with Teddy

Roosevelt in the Rough Riders.

But my greatest achievement...

was my chicken!

Yee-haw!

Heh!

When other folks

was pannin' for gold nuggets,

I was pannin'

for chicken nuggets!

The locals loved

my chicken so much,

they traded all their land

for it! Heh!

Pretty convenient.

And that's how the town of...

Aberdale.

...was founded!

Yee-haw!

Why, hello there!

I didn't see ya come in.

I'm Buckey O'Neil.

I only like the fries here.

What?

You don't like the burgers?

No.

What about the nuggets?

Nope.

Not even the burgers?

No.

What about

the fun-dungeon?

Ugh.

Welcome to Rough Riders Chicken.

What can I get you?

Uh, hi. I'll just have

the chicken parfait.

I want that one!

The hip watchers'

chicken salad?

Yeah.

Okay. One hip watchers'

chicken salad. For you?

Uh...

Can I get a...

W-what was that, sweetie?

He said he wants a chicken

burger with rooster sauce.

Okay. Chicken burger

with rooster sauce.

Yeah, yeah!

So...

Can't you hear him?

He wants chicken nuggets.

All right, then.

What would you like?

I would like a scout meal.

Okay, then!

Except--

Take out the burger.

I want fries,

drink, and toy.

Um, sweetie,

we're not allowed to do that.

You have to order

the burger.

But I only like

the fries here.

Why can't I just get it

minus the burger?

'Cause that's how it works.

You order a scout meal,

you have to get the burger.

All right, then.

Here's what I want you to do.

I'd like a side of fries,

a kid's size drink,

and one of those toys.

The boy one, not the girl one.

And you know those bags that say

"Scout meal"?

Put it all in one of those

for me, please.

Honey,

I am not gonna do that.

Jeff, why don't you just

give the burger to Sumo?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I'm sorry, Mary, but I can't.

It's the principle

of the thing.

Ma'am, we can't give him

a scout meal without the burger.

It'd be against the rules.

Just put it on the side.

This is not what I wanted.

Aah!

You guys wanna go

in the fun-dungeon yet?

I-I don't think I will.

You're joking me, right?

Well, I-I'm terrible

at playing, and--

Anyway, ball pits are filthy.

Do you know how many kids have

probably thrown up in there?

But it's worth it.

Hey, Clarence.

Wanna try my blood burger?

Sure! Try all my stuff!

Uh...

No, like this.

I like this.

You want some?

I'm-I'm good.

Okay.

Uh, Mary, may I be excused?

Hey, buddy?

Can I have one of your fries?

No!

Jeff, why don't we use

our inside voices, okay?

Jeez, Jeff.

Take it easy.

I'm-I'm sorry.

I just...

I don't like people

touching my fries.

I guess so.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Clarence,

I want you to promise me.

Make a solemn promise

you will not touch my fries.

I will stand here and pee myself

until you promise.

Really?

Clarence, I'm serious.

Do you promise?

Promise me.

What.

Promise me!

I won't touch your fries!

Really?

Yup.

I'm believing you, Clarence.

I know you're not

gonna lie to me.

Oh, yeah.

I'm walking to the bathroom.

'Kay.

Walking around the corner.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, Sumo.

Hmm?

Guess what?

What?

Are you gonna eat 'em?

No. I'm just gonna trick him

into playing with us.

All right!

He'll be so surprised

when he finds out

they're in my pocket! Tee-hee.

Sumo! Wait!

You gotta put your shoes

in the cubby, see?

And then ya put on a fresh pair.