Kadaseela Biriyani (கடைசீல பிரியாணி)

Greetings to everyone.

In the journey of life, I have listened to many people's stories.

Most of those stories were interesting.

I met a guy the other day.

And I couldn't believe most of what he told me.

Let me narrate that story here, and tell me what you think.

This is actually a story about a family.

Chikku pandi and brothers.

Let's begin with their father.

His name is.. Well, I don't know his name.

Their family is violent by nature.

He, however, is a silent man.

But his wife prefers violence.

Her eldest son, her father-in-law and her second son have accepted

her inclination to violence.

But their father couldn't stand them.

Along with his youngest son chikku pandi, he separated from his family.

He believed that chikku would prosper in life

if he was raised without the bad influence of his brothers and grandfather.

He nurtured some casuarina trees along with chikku.

That was his business.

Apart from that, he was also a small-time financier.

Chikku pandi would always have questions about nature.

Why don't trees run?

Why do they stand still?

If trees could run, how would dad make money out of them?

Where would these poor crows build their nest?

What would a poor old man use to build a hut for himself?

Can two trees fall in love and lay eggs?

Is it believable?

You will believe if I say that they are crow eggs.

A tree would stand still even when it's about to be cut.

This is the nature we know, and it helps his father's business.

No one has ever answered chikku pandi's foolish questions.

So, don't waste your time. I don't know the answers either.

I get carried away very often. Just turn a deaf ear to me.

Now let's get into the story.

I'll give you an idea about chikku pandi's nature.

He pretends to be very busy and wanders about in the morning.

He attends school on weekdays.

He happily plays cricket.

People believed in the myth that if you are well-educated,

you can become a big shot. His father believed it too.

Our government also promotes the idea, and chikku pandi is no exception.

Isn't that true?

Instead of being a hooligan like his grandfather and his brothers,

he preferred to live the way his father wished to.

He knew that his father is always by his side to protect him.

He believes that his life will always be simple and tranquil.

The Pearl that fell amidst the Thorn from its shell.

The treasure I hunted for contentment.

Finding joy in love and affection.

The world waits in anticipation.

Look at the world around you.

You will learn new truths.

Even birds will turn into your kith and kin.

The ground that expectantly waits for rain.

Showers of rain are nature's bountiful reward.

The sun fixes its direction.

And the rays shine on us.

I will see the reflection of my eyes.

When your eyes act as a mirror duly.

Heart line and head line on my palm.

I will write with your hand.

He won't even go to pee while he's on guard duty.

That buffalo will lean on the wall, rooted on the spot like a tree.

No matter how difficult it is, we should spear him from the bottom.

And then, wipe off the blood and shit stains.

According to your plan, we must kill loaded shit in the end.

- That's what I said. - Listen to me.

Carpet head is your last victim.

Chikku will take him to the forest at the count of 12.

How come?

What is he doing in the forest at that time?

- He got there earlier. - Listen, man!

We go into the forest to attack number 3 and number 4.

- Then big ass.. - That's right, bro.

Now tell me, where's chikku?

Where is chikku?

Hey, chikku!

Chikku!

Hey!

What's going on with you?

Focus your attention here.

We are planning a murder,

not a trip to the toilet!

Switch off the light.

And get the candle here.

Let's start from the beginning.

There's 60 acres of rubber plantation and a bungalow at the center.

Our Casanova target sathyan will be in there.

Sorry. Big ass nasty shit.

And we are here to kill him.

This seems to be the perfect time.

There aren't many people around.

There are only five to six henchmen here and there.

And they look worn to a frazzle after their duty at night.

We must finish our job before their shift ends.

Of course.

We will leave this place at 5:00 A.M.

I will get down at the junction before kanjirappally at 5:45 A.M.

And walk for two miles through the grove and arrive at the neighbor's plantation.

At the same time, I will get down at the kanjirappally bus stop and start walking.

Fifteen minutes later,

I arrive at big ass's plantation surrounding his house.

And when periya Anna gives us a missed call, we'll move 200 feet into the forest.

Spit face and slipper chomper will be guarding the forest area.

With the weapon in my hand...

I'll knock them out from behind.

And then, I'll meet you at the place where we have hidden our weapons.

You'll be digging out the weapons which we had buried a week ago.

I'll help you.

I'll take the weapon from the dead spit face, and...

I will kill dragon nose and drill nose.

After getting the weapons, I'll hide them just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

- Spit face is mine. - Sole skeleton is mine.

Tac tis fart is mine.

Before we attack tac tis fart, we ought to hit him with a Boulder.

Or else, we won't be able to tackle him.

Tac tis' fart is stronger than his personality.

What a nasty stink! What does he even eat?

Unbearable!

His fart is rather pungent.

After I tie this kerchief around my head...

There will be only action.

Because that's when...

I have a nine-inch weapon.

I'll come to you with lal.

Do you even remember the work I gave you?

Otherwise I'll come there with my weapon.

Lal and I will come there.

When we do, you'll get it from me head to toe.

I think I have said enough.

Do you expect me to fall at your feet?

How many times do I have to tell you? I gave you the key, right?

Strawberry flavor.

There are so many of them, and we are just three people!

Is it really possible?

We are doing this for our father.

I really don't know if we will come back alive.

But there is no other way.

It has to be done.

If we dispose all of their bodies cleverly,

we can, happily and with immense pride, hunt down big ass nasty shit.

Chikku pandi was like a pet pomeranian.

His brothers have dragged him into the jungle.

If they point a finger at an enemy and ask chikku to mangle him, what will he do?

This timid dog only knows to bark behind closed doors pretending to be brave.

A pet dog will run back home with its his tail between its legs.

Next stop.

What will I do with a 1000 rupee note so early in the morning?

- I don't even change for a 100 rupee note. - Last stop.

Here. Collect the change before you get down.

Stop!

Hey! Stop!

Hey! Who's that?

Where are you running to?

How far will you run?

Hey!

For god's sake, stop running!

I can't run any longer.

Let me go, Anna.

I'll go away quietly.

I'll just go away.

I'm not coming back home, Anna.

Please, Anna.

I'll just go away.

Twenty miles!

I can't talk now.

- Hold on. - Wastrel of a man!

- Is he next to you? - Yes, he's here.

Talk to him.

Hey, chikku!

Hey! Come on, take it.

- Hello? - Hello?

Are you my son?

Were you born to me?

Your father threw us all out and raised you alone!

That bloody mongrel!

A son of a bitch killed your father.

Don't you have the guts to kill that person?

You coward!

Slit his throat and prove that you are your father's son!

Or else, just drop dead! Let me talk to your elder brother!

If he tries to escape once again, show him no mercy just because he's your brother.

Just do as your mother says and finish him off!

It's the festival of onam the day after tomorrow.

Sing me to sleep with your lovely melody, manjadi.

Tie up the seeds for harvest, manjadi.

Stack them up for threshing, my lady.

Wow! What a huge head!

We can spare these guys just for this delicious food.

Not just spare him, but we can celebrate life!

How is this pork?

Anna, it is even better than what we thought.

We have slightly botched up our plan.

We were late by two hours.

We can't do it tomorrow.

Laborers work only alternate days at the rubber plantations.

Today was their day off. That's why we had chosen today.