ER

Oh, god. Oh, no.

Carter: Something wrong?

All right, people, who ate my salad?

Lewis: Keep looking, Peter.

It's there. Yeah.

The ignition's shot.

No. I need someone to fix it today.

Thank you.

I think I'll shove my sister in front of a train.

She burn out your ignition switch?

Yeah. I had to hot-wire it to get to work.

You know how to hot-wire a car?

Learned it from one of Chloe's boyfriends.

He's in joliet.

Grand Theft Auto.

Oh, my god.

We got a rollerblader coming in.

Bashed head again.

Five minutes off.

This place is a mess, man.

Doesn't anybody ever clean it out?

Jerry? Jerry...

Don't turf me a patient without a chart.

I'm sorry. I thought...

Don't apologize. Just do your damn job.

Ignore him.

More charts. That's great.

Any more exciting, I'll check myself in.

Dr. Ross, rescue 61's bringing in a woman

with severe head trauma.

All the neurosurgeons are tied up in the O.R.

Divert the woman to St. Luke.

So who died and left you chief resident?

Mark's got the flu.

I'm covering.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Saint Mark is out?

Must be pneumonia.

Hiya, Peter.

Sarah.

You two excited?

Announcement's today.

I know how to read a calendar, haleh.

What announcements?

Starzl fellowship.

Maybe you noticed

Dr. Benton's a little anxious.

Dr. Ross, they needed your dd-520 minutes ago.

I will send them four pints of my blood.

What is a dd-5?

It's the shift status report.

You're supposed to fill it out.

How does Mark do all of this?

He puts in four hours after every shift.

I will do anything to get him down here.

I'll put him on a drip.

I'll give him my next four paychecks.

I don't care how sick he is.

Mark: Phone...

Don't answer it.

It might be Craig.

Who's Craig?

Judge Franklin's other clerk.

Yeah?

Call him back.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

What the hell?

She called you from the street?

35th, over in bridge port.

Look, are you certified

or do we need to call in a counselor?

I'm certified.

She say anything?

Yeah. Not to touch her.

Jamie?

I'm Carol hat ha way. I'm a nurse.

Can I take your coat?

It's kind of warm in here.

There you go.

Todd knows my boyfriend.

He said Jack told him to pick me up.

I shouldn't have gone with him.

I should've stayed home

but he was a friend of Jack's.

I let it happen.

It was my fault.

It's okay. You're safe here.

It's going to be okay.

Is it?

It was incredibly inappropriate.

Please. I snapped at a desk clerk.

He's not a desk clerk. He's Jerry.

Well, he didn't do his job.

He didn't kill anyone.

He lost a chart.

I'll never snap at a desk clerk again.

This morning it was the cashier

at Starbucks.

I... I don't know, um...

What is wrong?

Well, what's wrong is

is that you're wasting my time

and I'm late for rounds.

Dr. Lewis, call on two.

Susan Lewis.

You're not coming?

You promised you'd bring an ignition switch.

Never mind.

I know someone who could fix your car.

I'll worship you forever.

Maybe you could just help me get into an O.R.

Hmm... I think they're up on three.

Dr. Benton always forgets me.

Carter, important lesson in life...

he who asks, gets, he who doesn't, doesn't.

Oligario: Coming through, coming through.

Give it to me.

Kenny, Michael, 17, passed out at school.

Kid's a wrestler at St. Robert's.

Michael? Michael?

Susan, I need a pill-pusher.

Got it!

Okay.

Let's take him and shake him.

On my count. One, two, three.

Lily, do a dextrose stick.

Carter, get another line in.

Let's get a cbc, lytes

and let's tox screen him for the works.

Hypotensive, 70/60 and falling.

Jarvik: Glucose normal.

Are those pvcs? Rhythm strip.

Could be a nodal rhythm with a block.

Why would he have those?

Susan, it's your call.

What the hell is this?

I don't know.

A 17-year-old with heart trouble...

it doesn't make sense.

Uh-oh. Extra beats.

He's going into arrythmia.

What do we do now?

What exactly am I signing?

Title to your car... belongs to me now.

We have a 300-pound diabetic in two.

She's in ketoacidosis.

See if there's an endocrinologist upstairs.

Mm-hmm.

You are late, mookie James.

Guards wouldn't let me in.

Well, you just get here earlier.

J-o-b, job.

That means be on time.

Don't sweat me.

Hey, how much money these doctors make anyway?

30,000 a year.

That's all?

Mm-hmm.

Underpaid, overworked.

Get used to it.

60/45. Pressure's still falling.

All right, central line is in.

Blood's back.

No drugs, but his lytes are screwed up.

What's his potassium?

2.0.

Piggyback 20 milliequivalents

and watch the EKG.

Why is his potassium crashing?

It could be hyperaldosteronism, bartter's syndrome...

Put that damn book down.

Or, uh... cirrhosis.

Heart's racing. Looks like svt.

Rate's 240 and climbing.

We got to stop this.

Rapid bolus adenosine, six milligrams.

It's not coming down.

Let's shock him.

Hit the sync switch.

100.

Clear!

Pulse?

Faint. I'm barely getting it.

Shock him again. 200.

Benton: Clear!

Still no pulse. We're losing him.

We have to get this guy's rate down.

360.

Clear!

Give me a pacer. I'll overdrive him.

You're going in blind?

I'd wait for a fluoroscope

but I don't think this young man would appreciate it.

Lewis: Carter, come in close.

You're not going to see this every day.

He has to float the catheter

into the heart