Nights and Weekends

You wanna just get a bunch of shit and share it?

Yeah, like, let's eat on the ground like animals.

O.K., great.

I made both of your towels wet. Sorry.

That's O.K.

Mmm...

One second. I'm almost ready.

What's up, my man?

Feels good to have you here.

I know. It feels good to be here.

You O.K.?

Yeah?

You hungry?

We're gonna get food.

O.K.

What? You have sad face still.

What's your sad face about?

That's not happy face.

That's artificial happy face.

I'll be right back. One second.

So who's your new lab partner?

Well, they haven't assigned...

...them yet because...

There was, like, the number of people...

...in the class didn't match up...

...and everybody else was happy with their lab partners.

But the good thing is...

...number one: she didn't have to know that I complained about her...

...and number two...

What are you doing?

Number two?

- What are you doing? - Number two?

Are you taking off my stuff?

Number two?

Number two is that I get...

...to do it all myself...

...which is all I wanted to do in the beginning anyway.

You're your own lab partner?

- Mm-hmm. - That's so sad.

No, that's awesome.

No, that's lonely.

No, everybody else screws up my work.

Can I come be your lab partner?

Absolutely not.

- Really? - No.

They wouldn't let me into nursing school?

No, they'd let you in if you applied and were...

You know, had a... burning desire.

Button me back up, please.

Mm-mm.

- No? - Mm-mm.

Thank you.

What time is it?

Arms up.

You were thwarted by the inner bra.

Oh, shit.

So that's how these things work?

What?

Yeah, that's what they do.

You girls with your multiple layers and stitching.

That shirt cost $80, didn't it?

No, not that one, but I do have a running shirt...

...that cost a lot of money.

It's for special running.

I was... need that.

It's for special snow running.

Oh...

- Go take a shower. - I'm sorry.

So that we can start...

- Our day. - Our day.

Are you gonna make me breakfast or should we get some?

Well...

You're eating already.

I'm about to spoil my breakfast, but...

Yeah, you are.

I'm hungry.

Um... O.K., well...

I'm gonna take a shower.

Don't spoil your breakfast too much 'cause I haven't eaten yet...

...and I want to eat with you.

O.K.?

Are you sure you don't want to take a shower with me?

Hold on.

Hold on what?

Do you wanna take one?

I mean, are you asking me to take a shower with you...

'cause I want to get clean...

...or because you want to take a shower with me?

Because it'd be nice taking a shower together.

Well, then, totally.

I just was saying that I didn't need a shower.

Don't eat the brown part.

Eww!

I think that one of the grossest things in the world...

...is somebody else eating a banana.

It's the way it smells and it sounds.

And I love you, but it's gross.

Eww! Oh, God!

I just saw it inside your mouth.

You still want to take a shower with me?

Yeah, I still want to take a shower with you.

Just get the smell of banana off you.

I like bananas when / eat-

You're just gargling banana.

Can I please throw this away?

No, don't take it off with a chip.

That's gross.

I don't want to meet people.

I feel like it's gonna take a long time and I'm not gonna know...

...what to say to them...

Because they're all video gamers...

And I'm not.

I know, but you're not some antisocial freak...

...who can't meet people and say "hi" to strangers.

But I don't really...

These are my... friends and my people that I work with.

I know. I want to meet them.

I just don't want to meet them... today.

But when are we... O.K.

We're not gonna come back.

I'd rather meet them in a social situation.

What social-

I don't meet them in a social situation.

I don't know them outside of this space.

But you said you might have, like, um...

A work gathering at some point.

Probably not.

Why not?

Not that you're gonna be at.

Well, I don't know. I just feel weird.

O.K.

Well, then let me go...

...so we can get out of here as soon as possible.

- Go. - O.K.

Let's roll.

Are you done?

I am done.

That took a while.

I'm just saying...

It didn't seem like you were just dropping something off.

O.K., I'm sorry.

Well, were you?

Were you just dropping something off?

I don't know how to answer that question.

Was I lying to you or was that all that I did?

My brother called, so I talked to him for a second.

What did he say?

So that wasn't just "dropping something off," I guess.

Is that what you're asking, though?

Or are you asking was I lying to you...

...and I didn't just have something to drop off?

Don't attack me. I wasn't the one who lied.

Well, what the fuck's with the tone and the attitude?

Well, you said you had to drop something off...

...and then you're in there for like-

"That took a while. "

Well, it did! It took 10 minutes.

You said you had to drop something off.

It's been 10 minutes since you went in there.

I don't even care. Let's just go.

It looks like it's... clearing up.

Well, it doesn't matter. We're not in any kind of rush...

...because we're not gonna have dinner with my brother tonight.

Why?

Because they have a fucking baby and because he called...

...and he said that they can't have dinner tonight...

...so we got moved to tomorrow night.

I didn't know that.

Don't get upset. I didn't know that.

O.K., but I feel like you've been fucking pissy...

...about this whole thing.

I'm sorry that I had to come by here today.

I thought buying you lunch was like...

I don't care if you buy me lunch.

I just didn't...

Like, I can't believe you didn't deal with this yesterday.

That's it.

I came to get you from the airport.

I couldn't stay late yesterday.

Yeah, or anytime earlier this week.

I don't wanna fight about it.

Let's just go.

Did you do any other work here?

Are you still fucking asking this?

I'm not... O.K., never mind.

It makes me dizzy.

Come do it with me.

I like that.

Just be fun for a second.

Put down the umbrella and be fun with me.

Well, you put it down, but you're not being fun with me.

I don't respond to sarcastic fun!

Stop!

I don't respond to sarcastic fun!

It's not funny when it's not meant with sincerity!

You didn't mean that sincerely!

I don't want to do it if you're just doing it out of anger-

I only want to do it if you're actually gonna have fun...

...and right now you're just fucking making fun of me...

...and I don't think that's funny!