Rizzoli & Isles

FISH ON!

I'M STARVING. GOOD MORNING.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

A PIECE OF BREAD OR A MUFFIN.

IN YOUR WORLD, A CROISSANT.

CARBS.

YES. EMPTY CALORIES.

BINGO. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING,

'CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS ON A NEW DIET.

WELL, THAT STILL INVOLVES FOOD, RIGHT?

I NEVER SLEPT BETTER.

WE WERE WONDERING.

FEEL MY HAIR -- THICK, RIGHT?

FEELS HAIRY.

SILKY.

THANK YOU.

DON'T BOTHER. THERE'S NO FOOD IN THERE.

NOTHING WHITE.

IS THIS A GOAL...

FOR...HUMANS... THAT EAT FOOD?

THERE'S A SCIENTIFIC BASIS FOR IT.

NO WHITE RICE, NO WHITE FLOUR, NO WHITE SUGAR.

POP-TARTS?

WELL -- WELL, IT'S BROWN WHEN YOU COOK THEM.

IS THAT WHAT I TAUGHT YOU?

YES!

YOU TAUGHT ME THAT FOOD IS FUEL. GRAB IT, GO.

WELL, THEN, I'M SORRY.

THERE'S A HEALTHIER WAY TO EAT THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.

AND THIS IS IT.

MA, YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU DON'T NEED TO GO ON A DIET.

THANK YOU, BABY, BUT I'M NOT DOING IT TO DIET OR LOSE WEIGHT.

I DO IT TO HAVE MORE ENERGY.

YEAH, AND EATING MORE COLORFUL FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

INCREASES OUR INTAKE OF PHYTOCHEMICALS,

WHICH IS LINKED TO DECREASED RATES OF

HEART DISEASE, CANCER, AND DIABETES.

ET VOILà.

YOU GUYS EXPECT A LOT OUT OF YOUR FOOD.

I JUST EXPECT MINE TO GET ME FROM BREAKFAST TO LUNCH.

AND THIS DIET WILL DO IT.

IT'S GLUTEN-FREE MUESLI, BERRIES, AND NON-FAT YOGURT.

WHAT COLOR'S YOUR YOGURT?

I COULD MAKE YOU FRENCH TOAST.

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS KALE.

GROSS, MA.

RIZZOLI.

ISLES.

GOT TO GO, MA.

I'M GONNA BRING YOU A SNACK AT WORK.

CHOCOLATE CAKE!

OH, GOD. REALLY?

WHAT? IT'S NOT WHITE.

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO MAKE

A MAJOR LIFE CHANGE, THEY GO ON A DIET?

WELL, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU EAT BETTER?

YES, WHEN I HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF

SUGAR AND CAFFEINE AND ALCOHOL, I FEEL AMAZING.

OKAY, SO, CUPCAKES, RED BULL, AND A MARTINI.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL FANCY WITH IT.

I'D TAKE COFFEE AND A SHOT OF WHISKY ANY DAY.

Frankie: ANYBODY WOULD HAVE ANSWERED GORDIE HOWE.

I DIDN'T SPECIFY AMERICAN HOCKEY.

WHAT'S UP?

OH, FRANKIE LOST A BET, AND I GET TO PICK HIS PUNISHMENT.

BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT THE CRIME SCENE, THOUGH.

I GOT THE VIC'S KEYS.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK THE LOT FOR HIS CAR.

CANADIAN HOCKEY.

THE VICTIM IS MARK HARRIS, 32.

TOOK A SINGLE ARROW TO THE BACK.

Maura: OOH.

ACTUALLY, A BOLT. FROM A CROSSBOW.

A BOLT IS SMALLER THAN AN ARROW, AND IT'S METAL.

THIS IS LIKELY FROM A PISTOL GRIP.

IT'S EASY TO GET, EASY TO HIDE.

A SHOOTER WOULD NEED TO BE WITHIN 35 YARDS

FOR AN ACCURATE SHOT.

ANY OTHER INJURIES?

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME BRUISING

FROM THE FALL AFTER BEING SHOT.

HE WAS COMPETING IN A VERY IMPORTANT REGIONAL BASS-FISHING TOURNAMENT.

REALLY? VERY IMPORTANT?

WINNER HERE GETS $100,000 AND GOES TO THE NATIONALS.

TOP PRIZE THERE IS $500,000.

VERY IMPORTANT IT IS. HE WAS IN THE LEAD.

WITH WHAT HE HAD IN HIS TANK, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYBODY TO BEAT HIM.

CROSSBOW'S KIND OF PERFECT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

I MEAN, IT'S COMPLETELY QUIET.

AND NOT UNUSUAL FOR AN OUTDOORSMAN TO HAVE ONE.

HE HAS A SUNBURN ON ONE SIDE OF HIS FACE.

SO IT'S LIKELY HE WAS DEAD IN THE BOAT FOR HOURS.

I'M SURPRISED NONE OF THE OTHER FISHERMEN SAW HIM.

WELL, THE WATER'S TOO SHALLOW FOR BASS HERE.

NOBODY WOULD HAVE COME BY.

HUH.

WHAT IS IT?

THIS BLOOD POOLING. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

I'M GONNA HAVE TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

Hey, Jane. You there?

Yeah, I found his car.

OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

THIS IS THE CAR MARK HARRIS DROVE?

YEAH.

DOESN'T REALLY FIT IN, DOES IT?

I'M GUESSING MARK HARRIS DIDN'T REALLY FIT IN EITHER.

ACCORDING TO TOURNAMENT OFFICIALS,

HE WAS A COLLEGE PROFESSOR -- TAUGHT POETRY.

OH, WELL, THAT'S THE PERFECT TRAINING

FOR BECOMING A FISHERMAN.

I KNOW. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

IT ALSO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THAT HE WAS LEADING THE TOURNAMENT.

THE EMERGENCY CONTACT ON HIS PHONE IS HIS WIFE, CARLA.

I'LL GIVE HER A CALL.

OKAY.

Korsak: JANE?

YEAH?

THIS IS SKEET MARTIN.

HE WAS FISHING IN THE COMPETITION.

HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. ONLY YOU.

THIS IS DETECTIVE RIZZOLI. EXCUSE ME.

DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE THIS MORNING?

UH, NO.

DID YOU KNOW MARK HARRIS?

NO, MA'AM.

SO, WHY DID YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME?

WELL, I TRIED TO HIRE A SKYWRITER WITH MY CELLPHONE,

BUT I COULDN'T SEEM TO GET ANY RECEPTION.

A SKYWRITER?

TO ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER.

THAT'S IT?

AND TO WATCH THE SUNSET.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

HEY, WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT FISHING.

I -- OR WE CAN TALK ABOUT FISHING,

IF IT'LL HELP YOUR CASE.

IS IT THE AIR? IS IT THE TREES?

THERE'S JUST GROUP INSANITY GOING --

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FISH SCALES.

WELL, CAN YOU SNIFF THE TIRES AND TELL ME WHERE THE CAR'S BEEN?

IT'S ADDRESSED TO MARK. PROBABLY HARRIS.

"SAY ANYTHING, AND YOU'LL SLEEP WITH THESE."

THAT'S NOT VERY ORIGINAL.

SOMEBODY THREATENED HIM. HE DIDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

WELL, HE HAD ABOUT 100,000 REASONS NOT TO.

SAME NUMBER OF REASONS SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE HAD TO WANT HIM DEAD.

MARK WAS A COLLEGE PROFESSOR -- ELIZABETHAN POETRY.

HE LOVED IT.

WHEN HE WAS DENIED TENURE, IT WAS AN ENORMOUS BLOW.

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE LOST HIS JOB?

HE LOOKED AND LOOKED FOR ANOTHER.

WHEN HE COULDN'T FIND ONE, HE FELL APART.

SO DID OUR MARRIAGE.

WE FILED FOR DIVORCE.

HOW DID HE GET INVOLVED WITH, UH, COMPETITIVE FISHING?

HE WENT UP TO MAINE TO A FRIEND'S CABIN BY A LAKE

TO CLEAR HIS HEAD

AND WORK ON HIS LONG-NEGLECTED BOOK OF POETRY.

BUT MARK HAD WRITER'S BLOCK.

SO, ONE DAY, MARK WENT FISHING TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF

AND FOUND OUT HE WAS A NATURAL.

THE FISH JUST... CAME TO HIM.

HE ENTERED A TOURNAMENT AND WON.

AND HE WON TOURNAMENT AFTER TOURNAMENT.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR HUSBAND?

THE FIRST DAY OF THE TOURNAMENT.

UM, I BROUGHT HIM THE DIVORCE PAPERS

SO HE COULD SIGN THEM AND EMBRACE HIS NEW LIFE.

AND DID HE?

NO.

HE RIPPED UP THE PAPERS.

THIS WAS TO BE HIS LAST TOURNAMENT.

HE WANTED TO COME BACK HOME.

WELL, MRS. HARRIS, THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.

AND, UM, WE'RE VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE...

UH, MARK DID MENTION ONE NAME.

UM, THE WOMAN WHO MADE HIS LURES --

LINDA HENDRICKSON -- SHE WAS HIS CONFIDANTE.

I'M SORRY TO ASK, BUT DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW

THE NATURE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP?

FRIENDS.

I THINK.

WE WERE SEPARATED WHEN THEY MET,

SO IF IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE, THAT'S OKAY.

GOD, IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.

NONE OF THIS MATTERS NOW.

HI. IS THE AUTOPSY DONE YET?

UH, KENT'S FINISHING UP THE REPORT.

SO, DO YOU WANT THE BAD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?

MM, YOU PICK.

THE THREATENING NOTE TO MARK HARRIS

WAS ON STANDARD PAPER, WITH STANDARD INK,

USING A STANDARD PRINTER.

THERE ARE NO FINGERPRINTS.