Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Did you hear that?

Y-yes. Maybe we should call the police.

Psh! Police.

Hand me my nine-iron.

There's only one law in this jungle.

Mom's law.

Marco? It's 3 a.m.

Is it?

Honey, what are you doing up?

Nothing.

Barco Diaz, stop, we're sad now.

Act sad.

I'll take care of this.

Maybe it's time

we take down these decorations.

Mom, that's too soon.

What if Star comes back?

I want it to be like nothing's changed.

Oh, honey, I know this is hard.

Look, I...

Raphael, what are you doing?

I was just going to call

the Teen Sadness hotline.

I told you.

I got this.

Well, how does your oatmeal taste?

Like empty nothingness.

Mom, can you be addicted to crying?

How about some Captain Blanche's Sugar Seeds?

Star loved Sugar Seeds.

I'll pour you a bowl.

I tried, I can't even find the box.

They're in the cupboard behind the dog food.

I hid it so well.

Behind the dog food, Diaz!

Star would eat all of them.

And now they're both gone!

Its behind the dog food, Marco. Stop being so dramatic.

Why do you have to be such a cute idiot!

Oh, Marco, yuck!

When was the last time you washed this thing!

Star! We need to be quiet!

We don't know who might be listening.

Sorry, Mom.

Sorry.

It's okay. Can you check on the Commission?

Yeah, they seem... okay.

Still in their stasis.

Oh, looks like ol' Heckapoo is gonna be an aunty!

So how exactly are we going to de-balloonify them?

Once we're at the sanctuary,

the Well of Magic should be able to rejuvenate them.

And Lekmet's gonna meet us there?

Yes, he'll meet us there.

Okay, great.

So what's up with that warnicorn?

What?

Mom!

Mom, what is going on?

Its the fritz!

It's causing all magic to...

to weaken and...

fade.

It's okay, we're all right,

as long as we have this magical path to guide us.

I guess we're setting up camp.

I got this one, Mom.

Stop! It's corrupted!

What? No, no, no, it's fine! Don't worry about it.

It does this all the time. Glossaryck never cared.

Glossaryck isn't here, and, ugh, he's probably not coming back.

Wait. What do you mean?

Toffee has Glossaryck,

and your wand seems tainted by his magic as well.

It's the same magic I saw when I fought Ludo.

Now let's start a fire,

and we'll head for the sanctuary in the morning.

There must be something helpful in here.

"I corn't wait to see you again."

Uh, did your father pack this with nothing but...

Ugh, no.

What are you doing?

Starting a fire. Duh.

Did your father teach you that?

No, Marco did.

Marco taught me a lot, like how to mope, self-pity,

ya know, all the cool teen stuff,

and now that's all I have.

What... Mom!

Shh shh shh!

It looks like they're just scouts.

We'll let them...

Mom, check it out!

Star! No!

Ugh! Fine!

Stick blast!

Yah!

Star!

Aah! I did it! I did it!

Yeah! I did it!

Star, we need to get out of here immediately.

I can't believe you would be so foolish as to...

The High Commission!

Where... Where did they go?

They're right there.

Guess we're goin' up.

Ugh, fine.

Ugh, never listens to her mother.

C'mon, Mom! What's the big deal?

The big deal is your recklessness has put us in harm's way.

It's just a little danger.

I've been in way worse than this.

You know what I'm talkin' about.

Mmm! Mmm!

Mmm mmm mmm!

Mom!

Are you okay?

Let's just get the Magical High Commission and get out of here.

Okay.

The Sanctuary!

Is it, like, a little Sanctuary guardian?

No, he's the gatekeeper.

Wait, what?

- Wah! - Wah!

- Rahh! - Wahh!

She's lost her marbles.

Wah!

Wah! Wah!

Whoa.

Whoa!

- Look at all the Glossarycks. - Yes, Star.

The queens of Mewni have been coming here for generations.

What now?

All right. Let's get the Commission

into their pods so we can revive them.

Lets go, guys!

All right, I'm going to open the Wellspring.

Stand clear.

Is that stuff supposed to be all black and goopy like that?

No, it's not!

Oh, I feel like that's not how its supposed to look.

Its worse than I'd feared.

Mom?

We'll have to go with plan B.

All right, plan B?

What's plan B?

We'll talk about that after we get settled in.

Look at you, you're covered in scratches.

Let's fix you up.

What are you doing?!

Star, what do you want me to do?

It's in tatters already.

Uh, Mom?

If the well is messed up,

how are we going to revive the Magic High Commission?

We don't need to worry about that right now, Star.

This sanctuary is very well hidden.

Now, do you want creamed corn or corned cream?

- What? - To eat, Star.

Generations of Butterflys have come here in times of danger.

We'll be safe for as long as it takes.

Now, do you have any change?

So we're just going to hide?

That's your plan B?

That's a terrible plan B!

Your safety is my priority right now.

Uh, I didn't blow up my whole life just so you could give up!

Come on, we could track those rats back to Toffee

and end this whole thing!

Even if the Magical High Commission was okay,

we still wouldn't be strong enough to defeat Toffee.

Our best bet is to lay low until the situation changes.

You lied to me.

Star, what are you doing?

What else have you lied about, Mom?

I bet Lekmet isn't even meeting us here!

Lekmet is dead, Star.

And it could happen to us, too.

Toffee won't stop until he finds this!

Did you take that from my closet?

And you're just carrying it around?

It's too dangerous to do anything but stay.

No! I am not hiding here until I am old and gray like you!

This has to mean something!

No, Star!

The wands are linked! He'll find us!

Oh, like he won't find us

with you carrying his finger around!

I defeated him once, I can do it again!

Fantastic exit beam!

Star, stop!

Why? What happened to cool warrior queen Mom?

I was never a cool warrior queen, Star.

I was a happy-go-lucky girl like you.

And then Toffee and his monsters killed my mother.

I thought you sent Grandma to a grandma farm

to hang out with other grandmas.

Oh, Star.

Tell me.