Undercover Duet (猛龍特囧)

Let's order drinks.

Order drinks.

- Beer, soda - And?

- Brandy - What else?

Wow, perfeCt timing.

All the stars are aligned perfectly.

...this mission will be a big success.

Wow, yummy yummy food.

Where's your manners, the boss' not here yet.

Be serious.

Big boss!

Let's start eating.

Boss, the business has been bad.

...and the rival gang is chasing after our gang.

Question question!

You know how my Chinese is not so good.

What's the difference between the two gangs.

Aren't we all just members of organized crime?

You kidding, they are just a street gang!

Right, boss?

Damn.

Damn!

Let's eat, boss.

If the street gang wants to mess with us.

Alright, let's get everyone to make a move!

Make a move!

You stupid idiot.

Hitting on your Bro's wife.

Beat him up and kill your own mother?

But couldn't take a couple of punches.

Damn you!

I'm really sorry, I'm cheap...

I'm stupid, a loud mouth!

I'm really sorry... Master Dragon!

I'm sorry, really sorry!

Why are you holding your fist so tight?

It's none of your business, eat.

Bro, can I bum one off you?

Help yourself...

Thank you.

Boss, he's gone, no need to be scared.

Who says I'm scared?

It's just the air conditioner.

Why were you holding me back?

You would have died 20 times over if it wasn't for me.

I don't think so man!

With so many of us here, why should we be scared?

Since you're not from Hong Kong.

You wouldn't know

He's the legendary one punch killer, "Dragon Punch"

But not many people have seen him.

...because 9 out of 10 people die after seeing his face.

Come on man!

Legends are just nonsense!

You are bull shit!

Back in the days.

He single handedly armed with weapon.

...fought his way from Lok Fu to Tsim Sha Tsui.

...and back to Mong Kok.

...and made the gang infamous overnight.

But isn't that route inconvenient?

Gosh, he used the underground.

That's true.

That's not it, he can punch through walls.

It's easy man!

My master is.

Muhammad Ali.

I have a 400 pounds punCh.

As if, you couldn't even lift anything.

400 pounds?

It's not the same, if you give me 3 minutes to charge up.

I can punch up an elephant so bad!

You'll think it's a...

Beated up elephant and it's whole family!

Stop messing around... Let's eat.

Come on, the stars are going out of alignment.

It's time for business!

Question again, if our rival is just street gang.

Then are we triad?

Good question.

How did you think of it?

Of course we are, triad.

Did you get that?

Got it!

The news said it's not aCtually the year of horse yet.

Shut up! We all know that!

Boss, did you watch that undercover film yesterday?

Quite stupid right?

The cop put the wire in the food.

Of course he was uncovered and hack into pieces.

Who would be so stupid?

Disguise the mic as a douchi.

It's so easy to spot.

Doesn't this douche looked just like the miC?

DouChi an incredibly awesome man.

I like Douchi, Douchi is yum yum.

What's that sound?

This douche is so crunchy.

It is so crunchy?

What the...!

They've added plasticizer to our food!

Manager!

The food hear crunches when my bro eat, you expect us to pay?

I'm sorry, really really sorry.

The meal is on me, on me.

Alright, get us another 2 dozens of beer.

Sure...

Boss, you are a genius to say it was plastiCizer.

You're so up to date, cheers!

Another free meal for us!

Now he's ate the wire, let's get an ambulanCe on standby.

Thought the stars were aligned, bullshit!

Are you alright, you're so weak?

I'm fine...

They call that initiation...

That's not the way us triad do things.

Yeah, at least pay us.

...a joining fee up front for luck.

Yeah, who would pay to watch this sort of crap.

How can I help you officer?

You are arrested on suspicion of breaking the societies ordinance.

Round them up!

Yes sir!

"Wuxi, China"

Hey douchebag!

Get a move on!

You think you're a superstar?

Damn extra!

Walking the red carpet doesn't make you a superstar.

I'm still waiting my turn to put my arms round girls!

"One week later, Hong Kong"

Stop it.

Can you play another song, it's killing the mood.

Who Cares, it's just music, let's make out first!

We just did that.

Who will say they have make out enough.

You're so bad.

It wouldn't be me, if I'm not bad.

I'll give you two extra shots.

Why are you just standing here, go and take a look.

Why didn't you stop me.

Hurry Up!

Look at him! He is just lying down there, not responding.

Please stand still, do not move!

Our deepest sympathy is with the family of the victim.

We will fight to find justiCe for my husband.

The witness to the drunk driving accident.

...said he has nothing to say.

The fatal car accident was at Wo Keng Shan Road.

...and according to insider information...

...the driver was Ho Wing Yat.

who saw a penguin looking dog crossing the road.

...so he swerved to dodge the animal.

...and crashed into the onComing motorcyclist.

But then, we heard from another reliable sources.

The car is actually registered to.

Roger Li, whose father is one of the richest man in town.

He loves to show off, driving around in his Ferrari.

...how come the one driving is his friend Mr. Ho?

Roger Li has this to say through his attorney.

Just so happened I had a few drinks so I sat with the bodyguards.

Like fate has it, I let Mr. Ho borrow my Ferrari.

And coincidentally...

...the CCTV on site was hacked into.

Everything is deleted.

There are more Coincident to this story.

The CCTV repairmen company is operated by the Li's family.

Aren't there just one too many coincident?

Or are the Li's behind this?

We treat every single case the same...

...do it by the books.

Bingo! That's why according to the books...

...you've charged Mr. Ho.

...but there are a lot of conspiracy theory flying around.

Let me ask the people online.

It was a pay off.

It was a switcheroo!

Where is the Penguin?

Apart from "The Man of China"

I would not answer any other questions...

So who is he?

Maybe he is The Man of China.

Stop here... Losing contestant, right here.

He says he's really popular and has done a lot of films.

...and he is the only witness to the accident.

Let us ask see what the liar has to say.

I am not the liar.

So I can't speak for them.

Stop pretending!

We've heard you are.

...in debt to one of Li's family business.

...and had to go to court for it last year.

With the case still on going.

...are you being force into some pressure?

Hey, hey... Come on, tell us some more.

Your breath, stinks.

Remember not to eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

There are so much there to digest.

So what is the real truth?

Why was Mr. Ho driving Roger's Ferrari.