Kadın İşi Banka Soygunu

“What is the robbing of a bank compared to founding it?” -Bertolt Brecht

CREDIT AND DEPOSIT BANK

I am trying to rob a bank now.

The lady looking at me in shock is my mom.

The hostage is my friend.

I know how I ended up here.

But I have no idea how I will get out.

GIRLS' ROBBERY

Mommy will go to work,

make money,

will get nice toys for Poyraz...

Poyraz! Give me a kiss.

THE DAY BEFORE

One. Here. One kiss. One.

Poyraz, tell your mommy that breakfast is ready.

Poyraz, tell your mommy that breakfast is ready.

"Mommy," say "mommy."

Mommy needs some morale today.

As if she is mothering...

Goes out in the morning and doesn't come back until late,

then expects the kid to say "mommy."

As if being a mom is easy.

Poyraz, tell your mommy to sit and have breakfast.

She should look after her health a little.

Mom, the kid cannot even speak properly yet.

Mom, I've been trying to look you in the eye since I got here.

Please don't act like this, talk to me.

As if she'd listen.

We told you many times back in the day...

that man wouldn't bring you any good.

He wouldn't be a good husband, we said.

But no one listened.

I am heading out.

Poyraz, tell your grandma,

that mommy wasn't hungry.

Poyraz, huh?

You're a donkey's baby.

Ms. Gülay, we're doing tests now that we should've done eight months ago.

God willing, we're not too late.

Your blood counts are too low.

Your hemoglobin and hematocrit counts are much lower than normal.

We're going to conduct more detailed tests with the blood we're drawing today.

We found a small lesion with the MRI.

We're waiting for the PET scan results to see if it has metastasized,

We'll have those tomorrow.

We'll call you depending on the situation.

Be prepared for anything.

Miss, as I said before,

no payments have been made for four months.

You haven't presented a reasonable payment plan either.

I am very sorry.

-But I paid for eight months. -You only paid some of the interest.

You haven't paid the principal.

If you pay your debt with interest in the legal period,

you can take the machines back.

I asked for some credit now via SMS, I'm waiting for a response.

What did the doctor say?

You didn't say that when you approved the credit.

I fulfilled your requests.

Anything else I can help with?

Thank you, have a nice day.

-Hello? -Gülay?

Miss Gülay?

I am calling you from Credit and Deposit Bank.

I need money. I need it urgently. The most urgent consumer loan.

Can you please tell me the first and fifth letters of your mom's maiden name?

There must be a misunderstanding.

-Her maiden name has four letters. -Yes.

I asked as a method of verification. Thanks.

Your debt has come due, and in three days--

One moment. One moment. I applied for more credit via SMS.

There's some sort of misunderstanding.

Your application is being processed.

-We will get back to you when that's done. -One moment.

One moment. I have a textile workshop. I am working, making money.

I will pay it back.

You can't pay it.

There's interest on top of interest, are you nuts?

Would the bank do you a favor for nothing?

-What? Hello? -You're fired. Security!

Hello?

Is there anything else I can help with?

You can't fire me. I quit!

Miss Bilge, let's not make this harder.

Let go! Take your hands off!

Please sign here.

We'll leave the machines to depository in your name.

We can't wait for a while for the payment.

Miss Mesude...

I am sorry.

Maybe this will cover what you need.

Wait a second.

-You take this. -No. No.

A wedding ring cannot be taken.

As if there's a husband around. Take it.

Eylem, you...

You have become a puppet for the corporation.

I am still a revolutionist.

Oh, good.

A fascist in the morning, a real man of the order,

then a keyboard revolutionist in front of the computer in the evening.

Stop rambling.

We were working at the same place 15 minutes ago.

Opportunist animal! Be a man for once!

Choose one, your job or me.

That is stupid.

We're neck-deep in debt.

Also, you think it's easy to find a job with my name?

Awesome, bro!

From now on, you can sleep with the bank you work for.

I wish you two happiness!

GUNS N' TULIPS LIVE

Arda--

Arda, listen, I owe a huge amount to the bank because of you.

No, I know it's my fault,

but how bad would it be if you came to play for a single night of the week?

Huh, would you die?

Dürdane...

I don't get what you don't get.

I don't have the time. It's over. Over.

-Bye! -Hello?

-Yes? -I can't reach Gülay. I'm going crazy.

-Did you talk to her? -No. I didn't.

-She was going to call. What happened? -As far as I know she is out.

"I need money, I'll get credit", she said.

I hope nothing's wrong.

Hang up. I'll call Nihal.

Okay, see you. Bye.

Hello?

Thank God. Where are you? Did you talk to Gülay?

-What happened to her, something bad? -No, I hope nothing is wrong, but...

-did she call you? -No, she didn't.

I am going out for lunch. I'll let you know if I hear from her.

I like you a lot, Nihal.

-Why don't you get it? -I get it, Selçuk. Do you think I'm dumb?

I understand you too.

If we get each other, then why don't we do something new together?

All we do is go out for lunch.

What do you mean by new?

Something else.

Listen, Selçuk...

I'm over 30.

I want to get married and have kids.

If you are serious, we can move on to the next step.

Is that clear enough?

-You're saying we should get married? -Well...

Okay, Nihal, but everyone's getting divorced.

Don't you see?

Is there any proper couple that you know?

I don't know of any.

They say marriage kills love. That's completely true.

It doesn't work like it used to.

Why not? My mom and dad still make it work.

For marriages to last long a long time,

there is this thing called 5S rule.

Five words starting with S. Think about what those could be.

Sex, sex, sex, sex...

and sex.

I don't have anything else to say to you!

-Sedat, can we get the bill? -Okay, wait.

I know the 5S rule, of course.

There's sympathy.

There is... Sex is there, right?

-Sex is there. -Selçuk?

Together. I'll pay.

Never give up on asking the same question every day.

Separately. Still separately.

What can I do, Mrs. Nihal? Mr. Selçuk makes me ask.

Nihal!

Nihal!

Nihal! Nihal!

Okay, what is this 5S rule? Tell me.

Sympathy, respect, loyalty, patience.

Patience... I'll need a pass on that.

Then--?

Hold on, one second.

You counted four, right? What's the fifth?

Selçuk!

-But what is it? Tell me. -Sex!

What?

I said sex, sex, sex!

I have a headache, I have been telling you!

And you keep coming after me, even all the way here...

What? What, huh?

What? You braked and stopped!

Okay, I made a mistake. But why the honking? Huh?

Why?

Of all the things that could be protested, you chose me to protest against?

Me? Do all the roads belong to you?

These streets, this country?

These buildings, these parks, are they yours?

Yours?

There is a difference between living and surviving.

For the last three years,

I've been trying to survive on my own.

Actually, saying "on my own" would be a disgrace to my friends.

I should say, "with their help."

Some acted as a guarantor for me so I could get credit,

others took a loan out for me.

I don't know how I'll repay them.