Drop Kick on My Devil!! (邪神ちゃんドロップキック)

Dragon Books

Grimoire

Jashin-chan...

Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past...

I am Black Xavier,

the one who conveys the will of the devil to the people.

Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.

Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.

Zurazza, zavai...

Infernum!

Huh?

What? Where am I?

Hey, the light came on.

Did you summon me?

She's real...

Are you... Jashin?

That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!

The weird one?

I'm not weird...

L-Listen, you—

My name is Yurine, not "you."

And? Why did you, a human, summon me?

No reason.

I just thought it might be sorta interesting to summon a devil.

Huh?

I got my answer. You can go back now.

Excuse me?

We devils live busy lives, you know!

Don't summon me if you have no business with me!

Well, sor-ry!

You looked half-asleep when you appeared,

but if you're that busy, just go home!

Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?

Okay, then. Use the return spell to send me back to Hell.

Return spell?

Let's see...

Oh, here we go.

"And the spell to return a summoned devil to Hell is..."

Continued in Volume Two

This book has a second volume?

"This book has a second volume," my ass!

I guess it does say "Volume One" here.

Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!

This was all they had.

D'oh!

Oh, no!

I can't go back to Hell without the return spell!

You can't get back any other way?

Well, there is one way.

When my summoner dies, I'll be automatically returned to Hell.

So I can't go home until your life force runs out!

If you had an unfortunate accident...

Oh, how could I even think that?! That's simply...

Unforgivable!

That was careless of you, human!

The day your life force runs out... is today!

To us devils, humans are just worthless scum!

Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me without the second volume of that grimoire!

Now die, human!

Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!

Upsy-daisy.

Huh?

What?!

Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!

I guess I hold it like this?

I'm in midair! I'm gonna fall right on top of it!

This is a machete. It's more of an agricultural tool.

I can't dodge or evade!

Run away!

No running away.

Top Secret

Yurine, huh?

All of this feels so nostalgic.

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Jashin-chan Commander

We've been through all kinds of hardship because of her.

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Jashin-chan Fighter

No need to dwell on the past. Let us discuss the future.

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Jashin-chan Genius

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Jashin-chan Origin

Is everyone here?

SJ hasn't arrived yet.

Can't she even show up on time?

This is a real problem.

I'm rather busy with my research.

Origin, let's begin.

Our situation is urgent.

Yeah, but...

Let's wait a little longer. We can reminisce in the meantime.

Oh, brother.

I'm in!

Origin! We need to get this meeting started!

Yeah, that happened not long ago, too...

Vlad III spears Set of 5 For skewering

Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears?

Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.

Dies by dropkick.

Yurine

Dies by dropkick.

Dies by dropkick.

Dies by dropkick.

Death... NOT!

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Dies by dropkick.

What are you writing?

I just wrote down your name.

Huh?

Wait, is that a Death No—

Tsk, tsk, tsk!

Death NOT

Don't assume it's on the same level as that era-defining masterpiece.

Death NOT

Death NOT

Death NOT

Death NOT

Death NOT

This is a Death NOT!

A Death... NOT?

It's my personal memo book.

A simple notebook where I jot down whatever comes to mind.

Oh, so I'm not actually going to die from a dropkick?

You had me going there.

Of course not!

Wahahahahahahaha

It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.

I kinda want one, too.

You let your guard down, Yurine!

The Death NOT is an ordinary notebook,

but it still distracted you, just like I planned!

When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,

even the scribblings in a simple notebook – a Death NOT – become reality!

Death NOT

And now that you've left yourself wide open, my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!

It's over, Yurine!

Death... NOT.

Delivery!

Coming.

Yurine Dies by dropkick. Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with Vlad the Impaler's spear.

"Jashin-chan..."

Sign here, please.

Yurine Dies by dropkick. Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with Vlad the Impaler's spear.

"Dies by being stabbed with Vlad the Impaler's spear..."

Sure.

Thanks a lot!

Prime sure is fast, isn't it?

Why?

Damn it!

Curse that Hanazono Yurine!

Not only did she outwit us, she made an example out of us!

Unforgivable! I won't forget this!

Who would've thought the idea I proposed would fail?

I'm gonna make dinner tonight and then throw it away!

You put the plan together. Shouldn't you bear the responsibility, Commander?

You shouldn't waste food.

No! Not yet!

I can still fight!

Commander, that's enough.

I'm sorry. I got too worked up.

Save that fire for your online games, Commander.

Commander was right.

The situation demands urgency.

Yes, ma'am!

I hope SJ gets here soon...

Still waiting...

She's finally here.

You're late, SJ!

What?

What is this?!

It's 'cause I'm so tiny...

What's this thing?! We've discovered a new species!

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Jashin-chan Water Bear

Probably just a bit of trash.

What was that rumbling sound, then?

All on Heaven and Earth are filled with conceit.

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Jashin-chan Buddha

Oh, it's just Buddha.

Buddha?!

She's stupidly huge!

Is this the end of days?!

Sorry I'm late.

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Super Jashin-chan AKA SJ