The Office

HERE ARE OUR FINAL ACTUAL COSTS FOR THIS YEAR.

OKAY.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE DID PRETTY WELL.

YES, YES, I CAN SEE...

THAT WE DID INDEED.

WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I AM AN 8-YEAR-OLD.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, THIS IS THE OVERALL BUDGET

FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR ALONG THE X-AXIS.

YES. RIGHT THERE.

THERE'S THE "X-AXIX."

YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY ON THIS PAGE THAT

WE HAVE A SURPLUS OF $4,300.

??OKAY.

BUT WE HAVE TO SPEND THAT BY THE END OF THE DAY

OR IT WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET.

WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I'M FIVE.

YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY GIVE YOU $10

TO OPEN UP A LEMONADE STAND.

SO YOU GO OUT AND YOU BUY CUP AND YOU BUY LEMONS AND YOU BUY SUGAR.

AND NOW YOU FIND OUT THAT IT ONLY COST YOU $9.

- SO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DOLLAR. - YEAH.

SO YOU CAN GIVE THAT DOLLAR BACK TO MOMMY AND DADDY,

BUT GUESS WHAT? NEXT SUMMER--

I'LL BE SIX.

AND YOU ASK THEM FOR MONEY, THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU $9,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK IT COSTS TO RUN THE STAND.

SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO

IS SPEND THAT DOLLAR ON SOMETHING NOW,

SO THAT YOUR PARENTS THINK THAT IT COSTS $10 TO RUN THE LEMONADE STAND.

SO THE DOLLAR'S A SURPLUS. THIS IS A SURPLUS.

WE HAVE TO SPEND THAT $4,300 BY THE END OF THE DAY

OR IT'LL BE DEDUCTED FROM NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET.

WE SHOULD SPEND THIS MONEY ON A NEW COPIER WHICH WE DESPERATELY NEED.

OKAY, BREAK IT DOWN IN TERMS OF, UM...

OKAY, I--I THINK I'M GETTING IT.

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The Office S05 EP10

GUESS WHAT, EVERYBODY?

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY THIS YEAR.

OSCAR VERY SMARTLY HAS DISCOVERED AN EXTRA $4,300 IN THE BUDGET.

THANK YOU, OSCAR.

AND I HAVE DECIDED WITH THAT MONEY I AM GOING TO BUY A NEW--

DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.

CAN ANYBODY GUESS?

- NEW CHAIRS? - NO.

A NEW COPIER.

UNLESS EVERYBODY CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING BETTER?

NO, NO, PLEASE. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS.

YES, MICHAEL, NEW CHAIRS.

THESE CHAIRS ARE TERRIBLE.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET NEW ONES LAST YEAR.

SO WE ALL AGREE TO GET NEW CHAIRS THEN. GOOD?

YEAH, HE SAID GOOD. I'M GOOD.

NOW LISTEN, WE ARE A PAPER COMPANY.

HOW CAN WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS

IF WE HAVE TO PUT OUR FINE PAPER IN THIS WRETCHED MACHINE?

OSCAR, NO. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR ONE OF YOUR PRINCIPLED STANDS.

PAM, YOU MAKE MORE COPIES THAN ANYONE.

EXACTLY. THAT SHOULD TELL YOU HOW TERRIBLE THE CHAIRS ARE.

OKAY.

OKAY, GOOD SUGGESTIONS.

ALL GOOD SUGGESTIONS. UH,

LET'S JUST DECIDE AND AGREE UPON ONE.

I'M WITH PAM. CHAIRS.

ALL RIGHT, SO TEAMS FORMING.

WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE THE OFFICE'S AIR QUALITY TESTED.

WE HAVE RADON COMING FROM BELOW.

WE HAVE ASBESTOS IN THE CEILINGS.

THESE ARE SILENT KILLERS.

YOU ARE THE SILENT KILLER. GO BACK TO THE ANNEX.

YOU'LL SEE.

- MICHAEL. - YES.

I'VE TALKED TO MEREDITH, STANLEY, AND JIM ABOUT THE CHAIRS.

I KNOW THEY'RE WITH ME ON THIS.

ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA GO WITH COPIER.

WHAT? JIM.

EVER SINCE PAM AND I STARTED DATING,

I JUST FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD ASKING HER TO MAKE COPIES FOR ME.

SO I MAKE MY OWN COPIES.

AND THAT COPIER SUCKS.

LET ME TELL YOU, I--

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

PAM AND I DON'T HAVE TO AGREE ON EVERYTHING.

JIM, GOOD FOR YOU STANDING UP TO PAM LIKE THAT.

THE BALLS ON YOU, MAN.

SO MICHAEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHY ME?

YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION.

WOW, OKAY. WELL,

I SWALLOWED ALL YOUR IDEAS.

I'M GOING TO DIGEST THEM AND SEE WHAT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.

DWIGHT, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT SOME OF THESE DIRECTIONS TO SCHRUTE FARMS.

YEAH, DO TELL.

I MEAN, LIKE, "156 PACES FROM THE LIGHT RED MAILBOX, MAKE A LEFT."

"WALK UNTIL YOU HEAR THE BEE HIVE."

HOW COULD IT BE MORE CLEAR?

I THINK ANDY MAKES AN EXCELLENT POINT.

OKAY.

BUT MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS THAT THERE'S ONLY ONE BATHROOM.

WE'LL DIG A TRENCH.

AS LONG AS IT'S DOWNHILL FROM THE WELL, WE SHOULD BE FINE.

NANA MIMI CANNOT SQUAT OVER SOME TRENCH.

WE'RE GONNA PUT OUT STUMPS. COME ON.

LET'S THREE-WAY THIS LITTLE ISSUE

AND COME TO A SOLUTION BY THE TIME WE GET TO SCHRUTE FARMS.

HOW'S THAT FOR A PLAN?

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED AT SCHRUTE FARMS,

NO MATTER WHAT.

I HAVE LOOKED AT 12 VENUES.

I HAVE LOST EIGHT DEPOSITS.

AND I HAVE SEEN ANGELA NAKED ZERO TIMES.

I AM NOT LOSING ANOTHER DEPOSIT.

HEY.

SO, UM, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE CHAIR/COPIER THING.

I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.

OH, PAM, I REALLY...

HATE THAT COPIER.

- YEAH, I KNOW. - YEAH.

BUT I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.

BEESLY, ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

JIM.

JIM, JIM, JIM.

I'M NOT THREATENING YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'RE ON VERY DANGEROUS GROUND.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL HAVE YOUR RECEIVING LINE.

OF COURSE WE'LL CLEAR OUT ALL THE LIVESTOCK AND HAY INSIDE.

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.

MANURE. GET RID OF IT.

MANURE COVERS UP THE SMELL OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE.

DO YOU HAVE TO SLAUGHTER ON OUR WEDDING DAY?

YOU WANT TO EAT, DON'T YOU?

HONEY, SAY SOMETHING.

DWIGHT, IF WE PAY EXTRA COULD YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTREES THE DAY BEFORE?

I'LL CONSIDER IT

SEE?

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!

MAKIN' PROGRESS HERE.

DARN!

THERE'S A HOSE OUT BACK.

OKAY.

REMEMBER YOU WERE GONNA GET A NEW CHAIR

AND YOU WERE GONNA GIVE YOUR OLD CHAIR TO ME.

- REMEMBER THAT? - YES.

- WELL, THAT NEVER HAPPENED. - MICHAEL.

I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

I'M JUST GONNA GRAB SOME LUNCH. WANNA COME WITH?

REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY! YEAH, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

- WHOA, YOU GUYS GOING TO LUNCH? - ??

- YES. - MIND IF I JOIN?

- OH, GOD! YEAH!BEST LUNCH EVER! - ??

LET'S DO IT.

ALL RIGHT! COOL.

- WHERE WE GOING? - I HAVE NO IDEA.

SO I GUESS THAT'S HOW THEY'RE GONNA PLAY THIS.

IT IS ON.

SO ON.

LOOK, I REALLY NEED THIS NEW CHAIR.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IN FIVE YEARS,

I'VE HAD TWO ENGAGEMENT RINGS AND ONLY ONE CHAIR?

MICHAEL.

MICHAEL, THAT IS HILARIOUS.

OH, IS SOMEBODY MAKING FUN OF ME?

THE BEST!

GREAT FRIENDS. THANK YOU, MICHAEL.

I GOT YOU SOME TIRAMISU.

NO HARD FEELINGS.

YEAH.

THAT'S COOL.

GOOD STUFF.

YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY.

THANK YOU.

YEAH.

- MICHAEL. - YEAH?

HEY! OH, HEY! YOU GOT A SECOND?

I DO.

OH, GOOD.

OH, THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO FUN.

IT WAS FUN. WE HAD A GOOD TIME.

HEY, HAVE I TOLD YOU YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TODAY?

OH, THANK YOU.

YEAH, IS THAT A NEW TIE?

UM, NO, NOT--

NO, NO, I GOT IT AT TJ MAXX, $4.

THAT IS AMAZING.

YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD.

CHECK OUT THESE PANTS.

$9.

- WHAT? - $9.

THE BOYS DEPARTMENT.- NO.

LOOK AT THE ASS.

CHECK OUT THE ASS.

- NO WAY! - LOOK AT THAT.

YEAH!