Knock Knock 2

Jordan is asleep

But I'm bored, so let's wake her up and see what happens.

- Hey. - Mmm

Jordan? Jordan?

Hey.

- What? - Good morning

- Good morning. - Good morning!

Hey.

- What? - C'mere. Give Daddy a kiss

- Seriously?! - Give Daddy--

What? Give Daddy a kiss

It's not even on. Give Daddy a kiss

Then why is it in the bedroom?

Um, you know, it's just--

- Just to add effect? - Yeah, exactly.

- Hmm-mm. - Give me a kiss

- You in the mood? - No, I'm not in the mood

Yeah, I'm really in the mood now, now that you've woken me up.

Listen...

Hey hey

- C'mon. - Are you serious?

- Yeah. - Are you for reals right now?

Yes.

The people need to know

C'mon.

- Give me a kiss - I don't want to.

You'll want to in, like, a second

No, I won't! You have bad breath.

And do I? I do

Last-- oh God

Last chance

- So your hand doesn't work? - Oh wow.

That's-- okay, well

Tomorrow is another day

Okay

Um... ahem.

I've been thinking about this a long time and...

I don't know. I'm pretty sure that this is--

but I'm just-- I'm really nervous today

I think--

I think it's gonna go well

Um, this video's for you, Mom, Dad.

Mark, Karen, it's your daughter

Lovely lovely lady and I just--

This moment's going to change my life, so..

Yeah, let's do it

- We did it - Cool.

And-- I don't know-- I was really nervous,

- and I was really-- - I made a believer out of him

I don't know, I--

I can't wait

It might sound corny, whatever,

but it-- it's true It's like...

it's a decision that you make and it's one

that makes me really happy So, Mom, Dad,

I didn't tell you guys about this, I didn't tell anyone about this,

- and-- did you have any idea? - No.

- Yeah, I didn't think-- - Surprise! Ba-bam.

But you know what? We're young.

- We're in love - In love.

And I don't see any reason not to,

so this is the woman I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.

Show 'em the ring

One more time.

What the fuck?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh fuck

Ah-

Fucking Christ, dude

- Oh ohh. - Oh, fuck

What up? why are you laying down?

- Oh, fuck. - What happened?

- What's happened to you, man? - Jesus Christ.

You're a-- you're an asshole, dude

You're a fucking asshole

- Oh my God. - You don't mean that

You don't mean that. How are you feeling?

I-- I'm-- I'm shvitzing.

- I'm-- oh my God - Want a beer?

- Yes. - You probably want one

I probably want one. You probably want one?

Here you go

- why, dude? - Huh?

- Why? - Because it's funny

You can't fucking knock like a normal person?

How's, um, how's married life treating you?

How's the married-- not married yet.

- Yeah well. - The engaged life

Oh yeah. It's on the way

it's not bad, dude. It's the same shit, other than--

you know. I guess there's a--

Win-ifs? mmm

The no-- the no-- it's been kicking in

It's been three weeks now, not even a nipple.

Nothing.

It's okay. I still remember-- I have the image in my head

- for days when we used to-- - For sure. Yeah well, that's good

- Well, cheers to memories - Cheers to those days.

And here she is. Jordan!

Speak of the devil. Jordalini.

- Jordan! - Oh hey, did Jordan and Steph

tell you what they were planning? Anything?

No, she just told me that they're fucking planning.

She didn't talk to you about it either?

No, she didn't tell me shit

They told me they're planning something

It's gonna be a huge huge surprise when they walk in.

I keep thinking we should have just downplayed it,

because I don't want to be let down when it's the worst plan ever.

It's gonna be like a movie It's gonna be a movie.

I'm gonna be like, Really? It'll be a date?"

And go chocolate tasting. And we were like, "What?"

- I don't know about that - Yeah, so--

Jordan!

Okay, now she's fucking funny

She took a cue from you Let me scare him a little

Jordan!

Hey, come here for a second, seriously

We've gotta talk about this surprise.

- That's it - Jordan.

Where dis foo'?

Jordan?

You're really fucking funny

- Awwww - Yes.

- That's right. - Oh, you guys

- Hey! - Okay, I see

- One-two combo. - This is cool, this is funny

- This is funny. - Hey, Aiden, where's Jordan?

I don't want to talk to either of you right now

- I had a question - That's a lie.

- I'm actually upset - I think you're not.

- You're not upset. - Look at me. That's my mad face

- Look at me - I'm sorry.

Really? So you're gonna have her pop out?

- Ohh! - Hey.

What-- okay. ls-- is she hiding?

- Is she about to pop out too or what? - Are you hiding?

I don't know where she is Is she at work?

No

Party on

Party on

Woman versus machine-- woman prevails.

Hey, lookit. This is like haunted Hollywood

- Okay. All righty - Um...

basically it's really all the stories

that are haunted

the history behind them-- the haunting.

Screw the history. We want to know the gore

- The gore? - The gore.

Okay, what about this site that I found? Look at this.

- It has all the addresses - Look at it-- see, a map.

We can just go right there

"The Sharon Tate house as it has become known

for its part in the infamous Manson murder spree,

was actually built in 1944

Awesome. it's still--

I mean, that's really close to us

- That's really close. - That's right in Beverly Hills

Right down the street, okay?

So that's one. Should I copy the map onto our webpage?

- Yeah. - Uh... oop

January of 1947

January 15th

Oh my God. January 15th, 1947, a passerby

spotted her nude body in a vacant lot near Hollywood.

Her body, cut in half, was bruised and beaten

Grass had been reportedly been forced into her vagina

and she had reportedly been sodomized after death."

- That is a cruel Friday night. - "Rumors of henna in her hair

and 'B.D.' carved into her body

as of yet to this outlet have not been verified.

- Henna in her hair? Why? - Oh, that's--

"The restless ghost of TV's Superman George Reeves

supposedly haunts the Beverly Hills home

where he was found dead of a gunshot wound."

1579 Benedict Canyon Drive

- Oooh. - Copy that one

Was he a friendly ghost or a not-so-friendly ghost?

- Is he like Casper? - I don't know.

In a Superman suit?

We should go find out

All these are so crazy

isn't that--

what's his name? --Charles Manson?

Isn't that actually-- that's what The Strangers" is based off of,

- isn't it? - Yeah, and then Marilyn Monroe--

- we can go to Roosevelt - Type the address there.

I feel like the boys are gonna try to get out of this,

- but they're not going to - No, it's mandatory.

It's mandatory fun

They got a fucking- they got a presentation?

Yes, they are going to present us with a presentation.

- A little pitch? - Yeah.

Dude, they worked hard on that shit, dude.

All day, dude. She didn't even answer her phone?

She was like, "Not now

- Oh, shut up, shut up - Hey, we gotta-

- hey, chuckle a little bit - Oh...

- Little bit - Oh!