Tricky Business (整蠱王)

Let's see who tricks whom?

Please help me press 13th floor.

I'm blind, I can't see it.

You can't see it, OK.

Thank you, thank you.

I fart if I eat potatoes.

Kid, wait, I go to 13/F too.

Fine, be quick.

Wait.

I wait for you?

Deceive an old woman.

Throw me away when your aim is fulfilled.

You'll get bad omen next time.

Wanna trick me? It's not easy!

You scared me.

Got a piece of glass to scare me.

No!

This trick again.

Mind the paint.

Oh, my Giordano suit.

Open the door! Open the Door!

Who tricked me?

It's me.

The person responsible for the Tricking Company Ltd.

I'm the Tricky King, Ko Hing.

What do you want me to do?

I don't want you to do anything.

I come to trick you.

I know.

I'm happy you are tricked.

Joe Yeung.

Joe Yeung is my name.

34 years old now.

A former member of the Special Force.

Good at anti-terrorist activities.

Especially good at attacking.

It's a pity that got fired because of killing a colleague.

Then being unlucky for ten years.

It's only a fake Giordano suit.

Who told you to come?

Do you think you can trick me?

Go to hell, shit!

No more foul language.

I've forgot to tell you.

Now you're sitting on the "Foul Language Arm-chair".

It shakes when it hears foul language.

It works well.

I think you should tell me.

OK! OK!

Mr Shi Chung told me to come!

I'm just his subordinate, please forgive me.

That playboy Shi Chung?

We didn't make him angry, I think.

It's none of your business. We've had fun with you.

So, go

Thanks, thanks.

I admire you!

Really, from the bottom of my heart.

We meet you when we're tricking you.

It's the way we make friends.

Come again when you're free.

Thank you.

Haven't had enough fun?

Joe Yeung, congratulations.

You're the 100th lucky person who got tricked.

We'll give you a precious gift.

A bucket of distilled water.

Who?

Shi Chung? I'm Tricky King, Ko Hing.

How do you know my number?

You sent a guy to test me. Do you need my help?

You deserve your fame.

I just want you to trick an asshole.

500 thousand dollars.

500 thousand?

It'll be $600 thousand if you disagree.

OK, do you think I'm begging you?

If you can trick me Shi Chung on the phone,

I'll give you $600 thousand.

Help yourself.

Mind your trousers.

Mr Shi, thank you.

You've got out-dated underwear.

You should wear the one with bird diagrams on it.

You're great!

I admire you.

Shi Chung family is so inhumane.

Trick the leader of those assholes.

Trick him! Trick him to death.

You can get what you want.

Sorry.

I won't do such inhumane thing.

The Instruction of Tricking states that

we can't trick good people.

We only trick those bad guys.

What's wrong with you?

Do you know whom you are speaking to?

No one can say "no" to me.

I won't give face to anyone.

I won't say yes if I've said no. Money can't change my mind.

I've got plenty of money.

I can trick the guy whom I hate.

I'm gonna trick you!

Comrades,

Shi Chung is over there.

Go beat him.

Leave at once.

Boss, we have lost the gear shift.

I will take revenge.

Have he come?

Tell him come here once he's come.

Ko Hing.

Let me see how long you are happy.

Who tricked me?

It's me.

I've come.

Who are you?

I'm your guest.

I'm called "Handsome and Charming Tricky Emperor".

Lau Ka Ling?

No, Lau Ka Lin.

This nude girl photo book...

- I've saved a lot of money for it. - Mine is better!

Its worth 8 grand.

I bought it in Central, it has sharp color.

Boss, sorry for being late.

- I go to buy clothes. - Sorry.

Don't say I just know punishing you.

It's not easy money.

It's difficult to earn that much.

You just used it to buy nude girl photos and clothes.

It's not spent properly.

You have to think about it.

This is Vivian Chow shiny card. She's in swimsuit.

It's the best shiny card.

It's lost for a long time.

Charming smile.

That kid said it worth's 5 grand.

I said no. After 2 hours,

I bought it for $4998.

I saved 2 dollars.

My money is spent properly.

Great.

- I go singing. - OK.

The one that I loved...

We're so compatible.

We loved each other much.

We trusted each other.

We had our best time under moonlight.

Sir, sorry, this machine is out of order.

What's up?

Why did you play trick on me?

I'm just a little late. Don't be like that.

Tricked me?

Not me.

Maybe it's a plot.

Really?

Who?

I go to make a phone call.

You two be careful.

Forget it, let's eat.

Thanks...

A big lobster.

Look at mine.

Really great! Very cute.

A devil!

Sorry, let me first, thanks.

What's up with you?

Chinese don't beat Chinese.

You lobster wanna set me up?

Alien, help...

What's up.

Look after Lau Huet.

Your wife has come.

Even a lobster scares of his wife.

Deserves to die.

Human Body Sound-controlled Balloon?

Don't touch balloon.

Lie down.

Ko Hing.

It's a great meal, huh?

Lau Ka Lin.

You're my enemy.

But you shouldn't do that to the others.

You should fight with me openly.

I come from the "Plot and Setup Tricky Fraction".

I like plot and setup. Are you scared?

You're a fool.

You'd died if my dad didn't save you.

You have to pay me back.

You have to pay for your father's debt.

Good.

"Bear Missiles".

Simple tricks.

You can't scare me.

So careless?

It's just the beginning.

Wait a moment.

Miss.

Miss, what's up with you?