Death Do Us Part

They just found her like this?

Yeah. She was wandering down the highway in a daze.

Hasn't said a word?

Nothing so far.

What the hell do you think happened?

No idea.

One way to find out.

Hey, I got to hit the road.

Are you going to be okay here?

Yeah. I called the sheriff. He's on his way.

You sure?

I think I can handle her.

My name is Harry Simpson.

Do you know where you are?

Can you tell me your name?

Kennedy.

Kennedy, that's...

that's nice.

Can you tell me what happened, Kennedy?

Whoo! Let's do this!

Can't wait to get you hammered. It's been way too long.

Okay, let's not get carried away.

That's the whole point. We're supposed to get carried away.

Hon, we need to have a stag.

The wedding's not gonna fall apart if you're gone for two days.

It's just a party. Loosen up.

Oh, and for the record, I'd just like to say

that a joint stag is a very bad idea.

And for the record, nobody cares what you think.

Okay. All right, good.

Keep that up, and I won't strip for you later.

You know what? I think we'll take our chances.

I'm really excited about hanging out with all you guys.

Yeah, Kennedy has told me so much about you.

Really?

What has Kennedy said about me?

Hey, Derrick, I'm glad you could make it, man.

I was surprised to hear from you.

You kidding me? I wouldn't miss it for the world, cuz.

Oh, shit. Hannah, give it back!

You need to relax. You have a wedding planner.

- Let her do her job. - What if she has questions?

Everything will be fine. It always is.

It's going to be perfect, Kennedy, okay,

and you're going to look amazing.

Oh, my God, the dress.

I can't wait to show you the dress.

- You brought the dress up here? - Yeah. I picked it up last night.

- You brought the dress? - Wow.

Okay, this is officially the gayest bachelor party of all time.

This old road

This dirty road

It's all I know...

Chet, where are we going?

You booked a dump, didn't you?

Relax, sweetheart. It's going to be perfect.

Found it on craigslist.

Looked cozy.

- Cozy? - Yeah, cozy.

It's amazing. It's totally isolated,

which means we can party all night long, right, guys? Whoo!

You know you're not in a fraternity anymore, right?

Yeah, but when do we all get together like this, huh?

I think the last time was actually

when Chet got arrested for indecent exposure.

Actually not my fault.

That place used to be a nude beach, I think.

Pretty sure it wasn't.

No, used to be nude. There were nakeds everywhere.

Never was, so...

This old road -'

This dirty road

It's all I know

I keep going...

Are you ready to party tonight?

Yeah, sure.

Good, 'cause I brought some treats.

Hey, Derrick, how's Rebecca?

I wouldn't know. She dumped me.

Surprise. You seem like such a catch.

Shit, man, I'm sorry to hear that.

It sucks.

Actually, I think it's...

better to be single.

So, Chet,

other than being a jackass,

what do you do?

I'm this guy's best man.

Easy, easy, easy, tiger, all right?

Chet and I were in the same fraternity back in college.

I actually hooked them up.

You know, it was kind of a funny story.

Couple years ago, I'm banging Hannah,

and it's how these guys met.

Yeah. It was the worst year of my life.

Yeah, it's hard to believe

being set up by this retard would lead to marriage.

Shut up. Beer me.

You're not drinking and driving.

As fascinating as this pantie party is,

I need to take a piss.

Can't you just wait till we get there?

Nope.

Oh, fucking hell.

Seriously, Ryan?

Sorry, hon.

- She's uptight. - Yeah.

You have no idea.

Look at us, huh,

hanging, you know, just like old times.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?

I thought it was time to reconnect.

I miss you, buddy.

Don't fuck this up for me. You understand me?

Come on. You know I'm not going to do that.

So hostile.

Keep your fucking mouth shut.

She's got you tense.

It's not good for your health.

Did you hear that?

What was that?

Jesus Christ.

You're such a loser.

- That, that was funny. - Not funny.

Not really.

Ah, it was kind of funny.

Dude, just take it down a notch, all right?

Wow. This whole Jack-and-Jill stag thing

is going to be way better than Vegas.

All right, just get in the truck, dumb-ass.

Get in the truck. Let's go.

Wow. This is fun.

All right, kids, here we are.

Now what?

We're supposed to meet the guy that owns this place...

here.

His name's Bo.

Is that him?

Hello.

Guy looks like a real winner.

We're here for the cabin.

Y'all having a party?

I don't want my place wrecked.

Buddy, we're not going to wreck your pad.

It's going to be fine. How you doing?

Honestly, man, we'll take good care of it.

I'm Ryan.

Okay.

I'll unlock the gate, and you head on down.

- Sweet bones. - Great. Thanks a lot, man.

- Do it. - Holy creepy.

Did you see how he was staring at her?

Jesus, Chet.

Wow.

It's all right, huh?

We should have gone to the spa.

I'll give you a facial, babe.

Yeah, thanks. I'll pass.

Chicks.

If they didn't have tits, we'd throw rocks at 'em.

- Ryan! - Yeah? Hold up, Ken.

- Oh, my God. - What is it?

Holy shit.

This place is disgusting.

You mean the birds?

Yes, I mean the birds.

It's dead.

Yeah, we got that.

You mind cleaning it up?

I don't know. I don't know about this place.

Oh, Kennedy, come on. It's going to be fine.

- We're going to have fun. - Yeah, she's right.

He'll get it cleaned up. It'll be fine.

You know what's interesting? A lot of hotels

go for the whole swan-on-the-pillow thing,

but you went for actual carcasses.

It's nice. Nice touch.

- What's wrong with you? - Nothing.

Just want to smack her sometimes.

Who?

Kennedy.

I bet. I just met her. I want to smack her.

Done.

Great. Let's do this.

It's all right.

So this is it. Plumbing's no good.

We're on a septic,

so only flush if you have to take a shit.

Did he really just say that?

Pretty sure, yeah.

So you going to take it?

Yeah. Heck, yeah.

It's all there.

Now, don't think you can go and wreck the place.

I live close by, and I'm going to keep my eye on you.

All right, just give me the fucking keys. Come on.

Great, thanks.

I mean it.

Okay.

Ow.