The Adventures of Prince Florisel

You, of course, found out. Crown Prince Bacardia - Florizel.

I had the rare happiness of being an assistant

and, I dare say, a friend of His Highness.

No, in black - it's not me. This is his servant Mark.

I had the honor of being the steward of the court of His Highness.

That's me.

And this is our main parrot - Farry.

There are many stories about the ruler of our incomparable Bacardia.

Newspaper writers have completely distorted, for example, the story in which the prince has shown

not only great courage, but also deep state wisdom.

I consider it my duty to tell, at last, how everything was in reality.

What are you saying? How is his highness?

He's bored.

This story started like this.

As usual, we dealt with state affairs.

You do not blow? - He's eating.

But it's very nice.

So boring, that even a simple draft is entertainment.

Handicraft.

From the carriage spring.

I think we could leave here about ten minutes ago.

Leave, perhaps.

Find the carriage spring in the knife.

What a deep insight into the essence of things.

However, the prince always delicately analyzed the most difficult situation.

Life is made up of banal circumstances, and therefore boring.

It seems to me that there was nothing interesting in this stabbing.

All knifes are similar, and therefore boring.

I'm talking about other accidents.

I hope we're lucky, and we'll meet what's the only one that decorates life.

A real surprise.

Are we choosing too many noisy places for searches?

I see you have cooled off to our walks.

Oh no. I sometimes worry about your imprudence.

Boredom is more dangerous for the soul than for the body.

Let me offer you help.

What? I do not want any dating.

We offer you help, not acquaintance. -Yes.

Let's hold the stone in weight,

Or, better take it to your chest, and we'll tie it around your neck.

Here and so.

Do you want to? Me not...

I can not with people.

It's a pity. Very sorry.

My name is... -Theophilus Godolus.

Yes. Mr. Hammersmith and I, too, have completed earthly affairs,

and gathered there. -At the same time...

You too? -Yes.

But we do not hurry.

Because such an act does not tolerate fuss.

I think so too.

If you fuss, looking around, hiding your eyes,

It's disgusting.

And I do not have forty pounds.

There are collectors who for this stone and rope

will pay more than forty pounds. -Yes.

Would have paid. After application.

I turned out to be a convenient target for your wits.

I will not let anyone take myself for a man,

capable of the sharpness of such a variety.

Yes.

So, where can we discuss

aspects, so to speak, of our common cause, Mr....

Perkins. - Let's say, Perkins. Where?

I live here, not far. -We accept your invitation.

This is my workshop.

Oh, you look...

Paintings.

I would probably spend twenty pounds and bought one of the canvases.

I would, you know, have bought this one...

architectural fantasy.

Sorry, but this is a portrait. And it is not for sale.

This is a portrait of a woman.

You saw.

You saw it!

And she?

She did not understand anything.

In general, everything that is here, she rejected!

What is it?

It's the Tower. -ABOUT!

Tower... -I do not quite recognize him.

It's the Tower, well, from the inside.

Tower from the inside. I will take him.

And I, I, perhaps, will take...

this. -ABOUT. This is the "Jockey Breakfast".

It's better to look like this.

Yes, that's better.

You are the first buyers of my paintings.

However, and the last.

Yes... I must thank you. -Oh, what are you, what are you...

You have already thanked us,

that they left the idea of suicide. Do another favor...

Make up with her.

So you did not understand anything.

With this money, my death is just as inevitable as sunset.

Then why do you need forty pounds? -Express, we are waiting.

One minute.

Only later did I understand that at this moment

By the lips of a modest artist, fate itself spoke to us.

I know one secret gate for eternity.

I can guide you through it, once you've made up your mind.

We decided? -We... decided.

Excellent.

The main thing is that such care will not cause rumors.

On the memory of you there will be no spots of suicide. -Yes, it is important.

Yes. And... there are guarantees? -Yes.

Do you have money? -No.

Forty pounds.

We have money.

And tell me, what is this magical sum?

This is an entrance fee

in the club of suicides.

It's here, gentlemen.

But here nobody lives?

Here no one lives long enough.

What naivety...

Perkins, of course, did not know what he was dealing with

with the two bravest men of Europe.

Gentlemen, it's not too late to change your mind.

For the present, you can return to your chains.

Yes, indeed, maybe...

I never change my word.

Good. Then wait for me here.

Of all our recklessness, this is the most reckless.

Totally agree with you, quite.

Let me ask you to take this opportunity and leave.

Now? When will fate give us a real surprise?

Well, a little bored today would be much more sensible.

Are you afraid? "Well, you know it's not for yourself."

This is a cork of champagne.

Clicquot.

Clicquot. It's a hangout of some kind!

Take a look.

It is filled with bullets. -Well, do not fill it with shells of nuts.

I vouched for you.

Please, answer all questions with complete frankness. -Meally.

Come along.

Oh my God...

No, no, Mr. Godol. I ask you here.

The chairman will come now.

What?! Who let go ?!

I do not know you!

We need a chairman.

We would like to join a suicide club.

Where?! Whom ?!

In the club of suicides. -Go away!

Here is a private house!

I will not let. -In this house

the society gathered, undoubtedly. And we would like to join him.

Join. In London is full of all,

to which I would like to join.

You sat in my armchair, Lord knows who!

Let me, I am a person, usually peaceful,

but I want to warn you. Either you will stop grimacing,

and you will render that little courtesy, what kind, you yourself know perfectly well,

or you will have to regret that I crossed the threshold of this house.

Well, to the point.

Be kind, stay in that room while I talk to your friend.

You immediately liked me, and do with me whatever you want.

But here it is... -What are you, what are you.

In it I am absolutely sure. Absolutely.

You know, he is bruised from the blows of fate.

The other day I was kicked out of the regiment.

I jerked it into the cards. -Yeah, that's the reason...

And you do not serve yourself?

No, I'm too lazy.

Why did you decide to cease to exist?

Irreproachable laziness.

Oh, and the money's out.

If I had a little less experience, I probably would have pointed you to the door.

But I've seen everyone.

Your reason is convincing.

Well, all is well.

Now...

read,

sign,

pay, and you are members of the club.

ABOUT!

Interesting.

To break this contract,

it means completely lose honor.

So do not break it, for that and written.

Yes, but we can not give such terrible obligations,

not knowing the terms of the statute.

The oath is designed to protect the secret of the club and the honor of its members. And also, mine.

For my part, I give you my word that you...

that you will die.

This - time. Two - it will not be suicide, and no one will suspect you of this.

Such, you know, a very decent, very ordinary death, not at all painful.

I do not bear the blood. It's three.

In all this I give you my word, and do with me whatever you want.

On the other hand,

What power can a signature have under this document? Only conditional.

It's not for the police to carry it to me, in case you break it.

I rely entirely on your word, gentlemen.

My word against your word.

This is true?

Right! -Yes. -I have no objections.

Wait.

If we sign, are we slaves to this oath?