Kissing My Sister (Der Kuss meiner Schwester)

Arses... Arses...

Nothing like awesome arses.

Oh man, Mattis, Mieke is not coming anymore.

I must have missed the train.

Oh man, we can already lie on the beach.

What about chicks and so on?

What do we do instead?

Get your sister off the train.

Crazy.

To be continued...

Hi Mattis, what are you doing here?

Hi Lena, I'm waiting for Mieke.

Your next visit is in an hour.

Will you take me home?

Dad, don't turn it off.

I'm not doing anything.

Oh, Mathis, the trick is really old.

But it still works.

Yes, of course.

That's it.

Now I know what I missed the last few weeks.

We can eat at half an hour.

At the end of the day, there is Mieke's favorite food.

You ungrateful children.

Thank you for picking me up, brother Herz.

I was at the station, but you didn't come.

Have you heard anything about waiting?

Well, I met Lena.

What do you have to do with Lena all of a sudden?

Well, I carried her bag home and...

And?

And then her mother came.

Oh, and she's still on you, isn't she?

Oh, Mattis, my dear, could you oil your back?

Something like that.

You won't believe it, it was pretty boring without you.

No one else who steals my t-shirts or my pens.

Life is really boring as a single child.

Oh, it was actually quite relaxing with grandma.

Hello, is Jan in?

Hello.

You are Mieke, right?

Mieke?

This is...

...Simona.

I've heard a lot about you.

That's interesting.

I have to go to the kitchen.

I'll come with you.

How long has it been?

A while.

Oh, I couldn't stand it without you.

Simona, not the children now.

Your children are not so small anymore.

We have to be careful. Mieke...

Your daughter and I, we will understand each other wonderfully.

That's what I thought about the rumor.

It just pops in here.

Dad got it.

He's listening to Eros Ramazotti now.

And when you're in the car with him, he suddenly turns the radio on and says,

this is our song.

Well, love makes him stupid.

And how is she like that?

She stands on men like Jan, listens to Eros Ramazotti and

comes to our school as an English teacher.

Aha.

I always thought fathers are too stupid to put the open grill and decorate the Christmas tree.

But that they also have to fart.

I thought it was over when I was 40.

I think that will never stop.

Why did you straighten that again?

Don't you like it?

It's a typical Mika earring.

My other face.

Mathis?

I'm glad I'm back with you.

.

So far away, so far away.

Yes, also a paparazzo.

Yes, also a paparazzo.

May I put on your T-shirt?

Like before?

Yes, like before.

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Ah, Miss World is coming. Can you tell me what Mieke is up to again?

That means it's because of the nonsense of his old man.

I'm going to take a shower.

Yeah, and what's the problem?

She doesn't want her new one to go out.

It's clear what's behind it.

She's jealous of her father's luck.

Maybe she should look for someone else than Frederik.

A little more action, you know?

Hi, Mieke.

Hi, Lena.

Where's Frederik?

There's time.

I am your surprise egg. If you want, you can take me out.

Yes, it's okay. I'll go already.

Felix? Wait, I'll come with you.

What's wrong? Are you crazy?

Oh man, you're so stupid.

The hottest girl in school is coming.

And you?

You're pulling the tail.

You're so stupid.

Andi isn't my type.

I'm so bored. I don't know what to do.

I don't think I know what it is.

You're so stupid.

She's got too much power.

She's got too much sex.

I don't like that.

Take her if you like her so much.

Then I should go to bed.

I need a towel from you.

Hey, man, I can show you one experiment.

If you keep going like this, you'll die as a young man.

Or are you suddenly no longer into fiber?

Okay, one thing is clear.

For a few days now, you only have glances for your pretty twin sister.

So, if you didn't know that you're twin sisters, you could really mean that you're in love with each other.

Mieke!

Lie!

Felix lies!

Amelie, did you see Mieke?

Hi, Frederik. She's in there.

Saki, you should hurry, or we'll drive without you.

Michaela?

Where is Mathis?

He has no boss.

I wish that I could fly into the sky.

Thanks for watching!

I fly from the trees, over the seas, in all the grease, to anywhere I please.

I wanna fly away, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's go and see the stars

The Milky Way

Or even Mars

Where it could just be ours

Let's wait until the sun

Let your spirit fly

The way I want

Just for a little fun

Oh, oh, oh yeah

I want to get away

I wanna fly away, yeah

First you go to school, then you call because there is something urgent to discuss,

and then you don't say a word.

Are you kidding me?

If you have a problem, you have to open your mouth.

Maybe I just have my mouth full of this damn complicated life.

In John, then he's completely gone.

Gone with the shit?

Hey, watch it!

Who's got the problem?

When I'm at home, there's a war going on, you know?

My parents are still fighting.

And if not, then they don't yell at me.

I don't give a shit.

To be continued...

That was love.

A very big love.

There is no love. Love is just a rumor.

You really have no idea.

Tell me, man, could it be that you...

Did you fall in love?

Awesome, man, you fell in love.

Hey, relax.

Do as I do. Just go to a club.

Ice cream, cinema, pizza or something with candlelight.

Hey, come on. Hey, come on now, stop this shit.

Mathis! Mathis! Mathis!

Do you want to kill yourself or what?

Mathis! Mathis! Mathis!

So far away from the dancing cats, I love you so much.

But that is quite far away.

Hey, what are you doing?

I want to go to Mathes. I found his popcorn.

If you're lucky, he'll be in the bathtub.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

I found your wallet. At the lake.

Some people say you're gay.

Are you?

If you want to make me happy.

And what makes you happy?

I don't know.

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Hello, my child.

Hello, dad.

Hello.

This is a nice book.

Yes.

It's from dad's library.

Can you get me a glass of water?

I'll be right back.