Chintakayala Ravi (చింతకాయల రవి)

''Hail lord Narasimha..''

'This village is Chinamusudivada.'

'This village in Vishakha district has everything..'

'..along with water, roads, electricity and pin code.'

'From every new releases to every crappy dubbed movie..'

'..they get to see everything. Along with all these..'

'..advantages they have a problem as well.'

'That problem has a name. The name of that problem is..'

'..Chintakayala Seshumambha.'

'She is Chintakayala Ravi's mother.'

'People are scared to cross Seshumambha's path.'

'They take different paths even if they have to walk..'

'..two kilometers more, but they avoid bumping into her.'

'lf they cross her path they are in trouble like them.'

Srinu, come here. - O God! Tyre's punctured.

Wait a minute. - Leave me. - Where are you going?

To that port interview? - What are you doing!

Had you studied computers like my son did..

..you would have been in America right now.

Listen to me and study computers.

l am getting late, aunt. - Ok, carry on.

'She is a problem to the entire village. Now can you believe..'

'..that she too has a problem? Yes, she has one.'

Anjineyalu, are you my brother?

Sister got started again. - You are unable to find..

..a nice match for my son since so long.

l have taken so many leaves in search of a match for him..

..that now l think they might fire me from tourism dept.

Ok, which village did that girl belong to?

Paikaraopeta. - Oh !

A Paikaraopeta bride for an American groom?

Does it sound right? - She looks good, sister. Trust me.

lt began all over again. - What did begin?

My shaving as begun. - You are about to retire.

Cut out those satires.

lnstead of shaving quietly why do you irritate her, bro-in-law?

'lf that's Ravi's mummy he's Ravi's daddy. Dummy.'

'Ravi's sister Srivalli. His uncle and aunt.'

'He is Ravi's nephew Bharat.'

'They couldn't put up with his naughtiness..'

'..and admitted him in a hostel.'

Sister, you didn't see her photo properly..

..but she looks like Mumait Khan from one side.

And how should our daughter-in-law look like?

She should serve food when we are hungry.

She should give a message when we are tired.

She should give kisses when we are in good mood. - Oh !

She looks like she would kiss the entire village.

l didn't like her. - You are building castles in air.

Will he really marry the girl of your choice? - What!

He won't marry her? lt sounds like a joke.

Did my son ever go against my wish till now?

When he was in seventh standard l told him..

..that our neighborhood Prasad won a cup in a race..

..and he went immediately and won this big cup in cricket.

Yes, this big.. - Yes! l told him that like Mr. Ramalingaraju..

..of Satyam he should become a computer engineer..

..and he rushed to America. - He rushed to America..

..only after l mortgaged my house and arranged money.

You talk about money all the times. - Give me chatni.

Some day he will throw a sack full of money at you.

Let him do that. l am eagerly waiting for that since 3 days.

Ask him to throw. - He will throw your money at you..

..along with the interest. - Forget the interest.

Let him first give me the principal. - Stay quiet.

You stay quiet. Sister, your do not worry.

ln accordance with nephew's style and status..

ln accordance with to his age and range..

..l will bring a suitable match.

'Cyber Wave, Ravi works in this company.'

'Let's see what's going on inside.'

What do you want to see? - 'His name is Krishna Reddy.'

'He does website business here.'

Where's Chintakayala Ravi? Where is Chintakayala Ravi?

A software engineer should be punctual.

'His name is Karthik. He is in top position in lBM company.'

Where is that Ravi?

l don't have any tension. l stopped getting tensed.

He got me used to it. - 'He is Cyber Wave's owner.'

'His name is Pinki. He is from Addanki.'

'He is a monkey. He is mischievous in business.'

'And he is a big arrogant.' - l depended on him.

For that l should slap myself. Yes, so many times..

Pinki, why are you getting tensed again?

Why are you getting tensed? Cool. Cool.

Sir, brother's here. - 'When so many people..'

'..are dependant on Ravi shall we see his talent?'

'Cyber Wave is bar. You are thinking that his mother..'

'..thinks he works in software and he works in a bar?'

'That's a long story. She doesn't know the truth..'

'..and Ravi doesn't know how to tell her the truth.'

Mandapeta Martini. - l don't want it. l have been waiting..

..since half an hour. Since half an hour you know..

Just have it. You don't need to pay the bill. - ls it so? Really?

Have it. - Thanks, buddy. - Pay the bill tomorrow.

Lovely person. He handles the customers well.

But it's tough to handle him. - Here is your Bapatla Blast.

Thanks, Ravi. Repeat it three times. - But you have..

..just one glass everyday. - Mood's not great, Ravi.

lf you drink too much your liver won't be great, boss.

Did you see that, sir? What is more important?

Customer's health or our business? Just see him.

A healthy business is important.

That's what Ravi is doing. Bapatla Blast.

Mandapeta Martini. Takkala Tequila.

He is creating many such cocktails with a local touch..

..and increasing our business. lnstead of complaining..

..about such non-issues find some new complaints.

l'll hear them. Ok?

l brought the bill as well. 10$ discount. - Ravi, why do you..

..have such soft corner for software engineers? - Oh !

You touched a weak spot. There's a story behind it, friend.

l'll tell you that some other time. Have a good time. - Ok.

Hey, Hummer car. Hey, take my photo here.

l will send it to Seshu. Take one. - Give a great pose.

Take it.

Ok. - Hey, why don't you tell your mother the truth..

..that you are not a software engineer.

How long will you lie to her? - Friend, if we lie for others'..

..happiness it's calling managing things.

But if we lie for our sake, it's called fooling others.

Right now l am managing things. - But for how long?

Till he clears his father's debt that he took for him.

Even after that l can't tell the truth.

The matter is pretty serious. Come, let's go to the apartment.

'You might say that those who know Ravi's condition..'

'..should tell his mother the truth, but they are also..'

'..covering the lie as she won't be able to take that shock.'

Sister. Sister. - What? - We got a suitable match for him..

..after all these days. They were left amazed..

..on seeing nephew's photos next to the cars..

..and with Bill Gates. l set up the stage for Chintakayalas'..

..alliance with Mamidikayalas. You heard about..

..Mr. Mamidikayala Ramachander Rao, didn't you?

Of course, l heard his name. He is a well-reputed man.

Not just that, sister, but he is a very gentle human being.

He doesn't hurt even an ant.

He has two younger brothers.

Brother's wish is their command. - Thrash him.

Tell me. - Beat him till he confesses his mistake.

Sir, l made a mistake. Sir, forgive me.

We handed you over the responsibility..

..of the coconut farm and you give us fake accounts, rascal.

Had you asked me for it l would've given you the garden !

lf you try to fool me or my family l will kill you.

Ok, now tell me about the girl.

She's the only girl in the family.

Like tender collector mango, like banginipalli mango..

..she's very beautiful. She's one in a million.

Out!

She is the definition of culture and tradition, like you..

Out! - Fool.

l am out? - Thank God!

Finally you got a laptop-like girl for your computer-like son.

Don't fix anything till l see her.

Hey, somehow hit fifty. l betted on you.

Lavanya. - What's this! l heard someone's coming to see me.

Tell them not to come. Hey, bat well.

He is a software engineer, girl.

Send him back even if he is the president of lndia.

l told you that l won't get married. lf you ask me again..

..l will jump into the well. - Oh ! What is she saying!

She too got out. - And this cricket obsession !

Uncle, send them 100 kilo mangoes. - 100 kilo?

Last time you lost two buffaloes.

At least from now onwards tell us once before betting, girl.

Why should l ask you? Are you fixing my match..

..with my permission?

lf they come here l will push them as well into the well.

Don't be so stubborn, girl. - lf we send them back now..

..it won't look good, girl. - l think this match won't work. - Shut up!

Oh ! Don't tell me anything. Even if you tell me anything..

..l won't listen to you. l won't listen to you.

He has got a foreign car as well.

Foreign car? - Yes, he lives in America.

ln America?

Foreign car. America.

Think about it. lt's a great match.

Here's all bars fine, except my bar.

Sir, l have got a nice idea. Will you use it..

..or shall l open a new one and use it? - Don't get excited.

Tell me the idea. - lf you offer a free massage..

..to everyone who drinks here.. - What will l get?

You'll get profit. - That's right.

But l can't learn to massage so fast.

That's why l brought a person who can massage.

l am touched. l didn't know you are so loyal.

What crap! l want 25$ profit. - Ok.

Take as much as you want. Start it tomorrow.

Why? Do you have a problem if l start it today?

No problem. But who is that person? - Brother, who's that?

Tell me who it is. - Tell me who is coming.

Brother, tell me fast who is coming.

Yes, please..

l will be the first customer. - You shut up.

Who is it?

Hi, friends! Nice to meet you.

She's great.

This is bar owner. - Owner?

Owner? Hello, owner!