Heart of a Dog (Cuore di cane)

Dog's Heart.

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IS REJUVENATION POSSIBLE?

Admire the visions this machine offers you.

Not even in cinema will you see such images. Indeed. I am telling you again.

Not even cinema shows such amazing images!

Four automatic images cost one kopek.

Come on calmly, one at a time.

Thank you, that will be four kopeks. For you it's free!

Observe the magic lantern!

Hmm, they made their revolution...

but they remain peasants and egoists.

The shoes...

We are not all equal yet.

I'm not talking about me. I am a dog!

You cook of shit! And you call yourself a proletarian!

Have you ever been kicked, comrades?

I've been through everything and now I am crying.

But only for the burn. My spirit is still alive.

The heart of a dog is strong!

I don't trust porters.

No collar... it's a stray dog.

What do you have here?

- You're hungry, huh? - He understood!

Your excellency, open the paperbag and I will lick your hands...

- and your feet. Let me have this salami! Be nice... - Down, down!

Let's go, Bobi, come.

Come on, Bobi.

- You want another slice? - Of course, I've only smelled it!

Follow me.

- Come on, Bobi. - Good evening, professor. - Good evening.

- Even here there is a porter... - What now? Are you afraid?

Don't be afraid, Bobi, come.

Hmm, I've met a big shot!

Look at this son of a bitch, he makes fun of me!

- Is there any mail for me, Fjodor? - No, nothing today professor.

They've placed new tenants in appartment 3.

What?

- Four persons. - Where did Piotr Pavlovich go?

He went to buy boards and bricks to pull up partitions.

- Do you like salami? - Yes sir, thank you. - Bobi!

It used to be a decent building...

- Good evening, professor. - Good evening, Gina.

- Where did you find this mutt? - Welcome to the house, Bobi.

- Excuse me... - He is scraggly!

He has a burn too. Good... Don't be upset.

How warm! How luxurius!

- What a soft carpet! - Thank you.

I'm a mess. I suck!

Which bastard did that to you?

Gina, take him to the treatment room and get me a gown.

Yes, professor.

Bobi, come.

Where are you going? Come!

- Stupid dog, be quiet! - No, this is a trap!

You are a real mutt! Come here.

Bobi, come here. Pff!

Shut up!

Bobi, come here!

- What is going on? - Doctor Bormenthal... - Don't be afraid. I'll take care of this.

- It won't be easy! - Come here.

You evil beast!

Now bite if you can! Bite...

That was it.

What a nice feeling!

I was wrong, they are all so nice!

They love me!

Sit down, be quiet!

- Good evening, professor. - Good evening, general.

You are a true magician! Are we alone here?

Yes. - May I speak then? - Of course.

So many naked girls every night! I live in ecstasy! You are a sorcerer!

Take off your pants, please.

It's been 25 years since the last time this happened to me!

The last time was in '99 in Paris, in a brothel in Rue de la Paix.

Be careful, do not overdo it.

For so long as it works, I will overdo it!

Be nice and quiet. Don't worry, he doesn't bite.

We're all right here... here too...

- Everything is OK, you may dress now. - Well done, professor.

- Come again in two weeks. - All right.

Thank you.

Come in.

She says she's 45. She has slow pulse rate.

Let her in.

See? You'll pay for that!

Ye, right... I am a friend of the professor, I!

Professor!

Good evening. Would you like to tell me your age?

I give you my word... If only you knew what I'm going through!

- Your age, madam. - I give you my word of honor. It's true.

I'm 45.

Look. I have no time for that. There are many patients waiting.

I trust you. You are truly enlightened...

You have to believe me, it is terrible... Your age!

- 61... - Take off your clothes, madam.

I speak to you as if you were my confessor.

My last boyfriend is a real tramp,

but he's so young and handsome...

How stupid! She makes me nervous.

- You have the ovaries of a monkey. - What? - Indeed.

I can arrange your operation for Monday, but it will cost you 500 rubles.

All right.

Come in.

We've come, professor...

The gentlemen go around without overshoes...

and have soiled my expensive carpet!

- We are not gentlemen, to begin with. - To begin with, are you a man or a woman?

- What's the difference? - I'm a woman. - You can keep your hat on then...

you gentlemen take it off, please. A tribute to the bourgeoisie!

- You see, we're here to... - And, excuse me, but you are...?

We are the new building committee.

I am Schwonder, she is Vjazemskaja...

and these are comrades Pietruskin and Sarovkajam.

And what is the reason of this visit?

We have to resolve the problem of a rational use of this building.

- What? - We have discussed... - Enough, thank you, I understood.

You know that according to this act of August, my apartment has been excluded...

from any occupation or requisition.

We know, but the committee thinks you occupy too much space.

I live and work in 7 rooms and I need the 8th one for the library.

- 8 rooms? - I've never heard anything like that!

The discussion is over. May I have my dinner now?

Excuse me.

The committee proposes that you voluntarily give up your dining room...

making a gesture of proletarian self-discipline.

Nobody in Moscow has a dining room!

Not even Isadora Duncan has a dining room!

Excuse me but, where will I be eating?

In the bedroom!

Maybe madam Duncan is eating in the bedroom...

she may be dancing in the kitchen and experiment with rabbits in the bedroom

but I am not lsadora Duncan!

- Gina dear, escort the gentlemen. - Yes. - And serve dinner

in the dining room! I knew it!

I have already prepared the complaint against you to give to the authorities!

Is that so?

Could you please wait a moment?

Miss, could you get me 2421 please?

Yes, thank you very much.

Hello? Could I speak with Piotr Alexandrovich?

This is professor Preobrazenski. Piotr, I'm so lucky you're there.

I'm fine. And you? I'm really sorry.

I have to inform you that your operation has been postponed.

For ever. I won't be practicing medicine in Moscow or in the whole Russia any more.

Just now, four armed persons entered my apartement...

and a butch! They attacked me in my office...

threatening they will confiscate my appartment. - If I may, professor...

That's why I give up my profession. I intend

to close my house and go on vacation.

He says his name is Schwonder.

What? Yes, of course.

Yes, of course this is the best thing to do.

But under the condition that this will be a definitive certificate.

A "bulletproof vest". Good.

Of course, I'll pass him on.

They want to talk to you.

- You have distorted our words. - Hello?

I am the president of the Kalabuchov building committee.

We have applied the regulation. The professor is privileged.

I know his profession...

I understand...

Yes, if that's the way it has to be...

As you wish.

- This is a scandal! - If you were not connected...

to powerful people, you would have ended up in prison!

- Why? - Because you hate the proletariat!

It's true, I don't like the proletariat.

Gina, set the table!

You are happy it's lunch time, huh?

Let's go. Come.

- State Distilleries? - No, they make a 30% alcohol vodka!

This one is 40%.

Well done!

Thank you.

- Try Darja Petrovna's masterpiece. - Thank you.

- Incomparable! - This is the correct term!

One will only eat such delicious things...

in the tables of those who did not get carried away by the Bolsheviks.

Let's see how you behave in table.

Well done!

The dog will be eating in the dining room?

- Why does she interfere? - I educate him with sweetness.

Yes, he already shows progress.

When it comes to animals, it is pointless to use terror.

Regardless of their development level.

Terror blocks the nervous system. Same holds for humans.

Let us try this wine.

A friend from Georgia sent it to me.

Her legs smell so nice! I really like Gina!

- Here's to you. - Here's to you!

Gina, what is this noise?

They do it for retaliation. They are mad at you!

- Schwonder has called a meeting. - The building is doomed.

Now they sing and dance with their Isadora Dunkan, but times will change again...

and who knows what is to become at the end!

Do not ruin you appetite, professor!

- Did professor like my food? - He did. But he is very nervous today.

Yes, he is.

- Maybe you are being too pesimistic. - No, I am being realistic.