Andi Mack

Previously, on Andi Mack...

Did you tell Buffy and Cyrus?

It's not like you can start a conversation with, "Oh, hey, guys,

guess what? My sister's my mother and my mother's my grandmother."

Celia: I'm not your grandmother.

What word should I use, then? Nana?

Celia: No!

Your sister has a secret baby?

Yes.

We are supporting you in your thrilling new endeavor.

Talking to Jonah Beck.

Hey, friends of Andi!

Hey, Jonah Beck!

You made this?

It's not that hard.

Why can't we talk about the secret baby?

I'm the secret baby!

Bex is my mother, and my mother is my grandmother,

and Amber is wearing my bracelet!

I have some questions. Do you?

One or two.

How about "Meemaw"?

What am I, 100?

Well, what should I call you, then?

Because you don't wanna be called "Grandma,"

but you're not my mom anymore.

For now, why don't you just call me Celia?

I can't call you Celia. That sounds like we just met at a luncheon.

Eat your muesli before it gets soggy.

Too... late.

Maybe we can just grab a donut on the way to school?

Thank you, Celia.

Morning.

Those look good, can I have one?

- Yeah. - No.

Oh, right. 'Cause sugar doesn't set you up

for a successful day.

Come on, Mom, you gotta have a little fun.

What are you even doing up in time for breakfast, anyway?

For your information,

today is my first day

at my new... job.

You got a job? Cool.

How?

I grew up in this town. I know people.

I've got connections.

Isn't this, like, so crazy?

I mean, did you ever think

that one day the kid

you used to babysit

would be your boss?

I honestly never did.

So, you said I'm going to be giving makeovers

and stuff like that?

Totally. I used to be the one giving makeovers,

but the guy that owns this place said that I look "too scary"

and "like a vampire."

No, really?

I know, right?

Real talk? I think he just likes to start drama,

which I hate. That's why I got this.

Oh, uh-huh. "Down 2 Earth."

Please tell me that's fake.

It is.

So I can show the tattoo artist where I want the real one to go.

Obvi.

Brittany... wow. You know, when I used to babysit you,

I had no idea that you were gonna turn out so, um...

interesting.

Okay, I get called that all the time.

But it's just because people can't put me in some convenient tub.

Don't you mean box?

No, Bex... tub.

Because I'm a very multi-fauceted person.

I think that's multi-faceted.

Ohh...

Oh. So, where do you want me to start?

Start anywhere you want.

Only, can you want to start by cleaning

out the masks in the costume department?

Someone tried them on and got concealer in all the noses.

Thank you, love you, heart you, xoxo!

I unfroze you.

I was never frozen.

I was only pretending because I hate PE.

Can I pretend with you?

I'm not really in the mood to capture anything today.

Things still weird at home?

Two moms, one house, and they agree zero percent of the time.

- Yikes. - On the bright side,

I did have my first Toaster Tart today, so I guess...

Buffy! It's not a tackle sport!

Thanks!

Nice work, Buffy!

Thanks, Mr. Reznikoff. I'm not gonna lie, that felt really good.

Oh, suck it up, Ian. Next time, get outta the way faster.

Come on, guys, be happy for me.

Mr. Rez thinks I'm so fast,

he asked me to join the track and field relay team.

I'd be happier for you if I could turn my neck.

You do recognize us out there, right? Andi and your old friend Cyrus?

Eighty-eight pounds of quivering jelly, no core strength?

So, I like winning!

When did that become a bad thing?

Yo, Andi!

Oh, I gotta go. My, uh... Bex is here.

Bye, guys.

What are you doing?

I thought I'd surprise you and come pick you up.

On your motorcycle?

Did Mom... I mean, did Celia say it was okay?

It's okay to have a little fun.

And let me worry about Celia.

Plus we don't have to tell her.

Atta girl.

Whoa.

Is Mrs. Devlin still around?

She was the librarian when I went here.

Have you seen that old horror movie that has a librarian

that looks just like her? It's called "Shhh!".

No. I'm not allowed to see scary movies.

I wasn't even allowed to see ET

because the kids ride bikes without helmets.

Well, guess what? You're watchin' one... tonight.

No way. This is not happening.

I'm not asking your permission.

Besides, it's more funny than scary.

The tagline is, "Revenge is overdue." Get it?

I will not have horror movies in this house. Or puns.

Mom, you've never let loose. The wildest thing

that you've ever done is your own taxes.

I understand more than you think.

For instance, I raised you. And we both know

that there are some things

that Andi is not ready to experience.

Okay, Andi...

Mm-wah-ha-ha-ha...

move over, it's time for "Shhh!"

What did Celia say?

There's not much she can say.

Wow, I actually have butterflies.

You said it's more funny than scary, right?

Yes, exactly! Like an angry squirrel, or a golf cart accident.

Heh...

Hey, look, if you get really scared,

I'm gonna be right here with you the whole time.

- Okay? - Okay.

Andi?

Jeez, Cyrus, can you warn me the next time

you wanna just talk outta the blue like that?

Okay, what's your deal? I don't know whether to tell you to perk up,

or calm down?

Bex had me watch this super scary movie last night.

It's about this librarian

that looks just like Mrs. Devlin.

Except when she tells you to "Shhh"... then, you start to gag,

and then you can't breathe, and then you die!

But the worst part is, when they look at you later,

there's nothing in your mouth, not your teeth, or your tongue,

it's just a big, black, stinking hole!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you going to be okay?

Yeah, I just have to make it through this class.

Andi! Andi!

Andi!

Andi Mack, do you want detention?

You got it.

I can't believe I got detention for sleeping in class.

And now I'm gonna miss my first Jonah.

Game.

Right.

Isn't that what I said?

Cyrus, whatcha doin'?

I'm being a fan.

You know, most people just say, "Go team."

What about me makes you think that I'm "most people"?

Good point. See you guys.

Dude, Cyrus, this spread is wicked sick.

I was going for "classy casual," but I'll take it.

I think you might be our secret weapon.

After, Andiman here, right?

Uh, Andi? Isn't there something you need to tell Jonah?

You have a nice smile.

Detention?

Right! Right. And, I got detention.

You got detention?

Whoa! Andiman's got layers.

Sorry I can't play today.

Yeah. We'll miss you.

Tell old Mrs. Devlin hi for me.

Mrs. Devlin? As in the librarian?

Wh... Wh... Why would I be seeing her?