Ahmed Noterdame (أحمد نوتردام)

You sleepy head, it's 11:30 pm

What should I say to my dad when he asks where I have been?

Tell him that you were taking a course in the center

What center that opens till 11:30 pm, you stupid?

- How unlucky am I! - What? Is it him again?

Is there anyone but him? I'll block him and get rid of him

Pity him, he loves you This block may let him commit suicide

Let him do it or go elsewhere Is he one of my relatives?

Will you stay alone without getting married?

Either I find the man who could pamper me well

or it will be better to stay alone instead of being in a miserable marriage

Listen, will you leave with me in this station or stay till the end?

No, I have to go home My mum is so ill

Your mum?

Oh God, protect me!

- Give me some money! - I will kick you

Leave me! I have enough problems

What are those weird troubles!

Can I understand what do you want from me exactly?

"The Cairo subway trail"

If you need any money I'll give it to you

Be straight forward

No need to let me smell this stinky socks. I slept for 5 hours

You seem kind and you feed birds

Is this the woodpecker? Not him?

It looks like it

What is this, man? Is it a camera?

Are you going to take a video for me?

If you are from the hidden camera prank shows, I won't leave you

If you asked me, can we show it on TV? I'll refuse

I won't accept even if you gave me money

What is this? Is it tape or duct tape?

Why?

Why?

Ahmed Notre-Dame

"The Cairo subway trail"

"The Cairo subway trail"

"Crime and Punishment"

"Hunchback of Notre-Dame"

We are waiting for the death train after the driver lost his control

due to the brakes failure

All efforts to stop it went in vain

Unfortunately, there is a defect in the bypass

Yes, Mr. Adely I'm on the pedestrians bridge

No, the two trains have only 5 minutes left before crashing

Did you interview any of the officials?

No, not yet. Ahmed didn't arrive yet

Don't worry. All the other channels and sites interviewed them all

- Why didn't you do it? - No, sir

We agreed, it is a great incident Millions watch it on the site

Don't worry, as soon as I fix the cave in my mouth

I'll compete with Mona El Shazly One second, sir

What is it, Abo Hemeed? Where are you?

Where will I be? Am I playing balling?

What can I do to you? There is a traffic jam

The car doesn't move There is an accident

No, you must do something, Ahmed The two trains will crash now

Ok, I'll do something. I'll take the costume of Super Man

and fly over the city. Are you crazy?

If we didn't shoot this report, Adely won't allow us to enter the site again

Is it the CNN? Close now, I'll try to find a solution in this miserable day

Hello, yes, Hajj. Did I delayed the order?

I'm going through the location which you sent me, Hajj

It led me to the pyramids

What is it, Hajj? Is it for Khofu?

Take it? It costs 300 pounds May God take my revenge, Hajj

I hope to see you on the grill soon God help me! Go now

- Listen, Motorcycle Prince - Go away, man

What? Am I begging you for money? I want this Kebab kilo

Look! If you're being silly in the street I'm a crazy me

If you took the Kebab bag I'll take it from you again

- Will I take it for free? - Here is a 1000 pounds

I want you to drive me to the train in less than two minutes

I could take you to Sanaa, if you want

Wear the helmet and get on it

Get on it, man. Wear this helmet

- Are you a believer? - Sure

- Say your prayers - No God, but Allah

Sorry, man

You man!

- Yes, Shaker - Why did you come now, Ahmed?

They solved the problem and both trains passed by

We lost the most important moment

No, the most important moment didn't come yet

The clever reporter doesn't wait for the news to be delivered to him

- What should he do? - He must jump to it

- Oh dear! - Be brave!

- Oh! - No, calm down, you're not my aunt

Oh!

Oh dear! The train doesn't want to stop

Thanks God, Mokhtar We changed the route of the train

- How is everything? - It's so bad

The brakes are blocked and doesn't want to move

I can't push it alone It needs 10 men, help me, guys

- Lubricate it - I did. Shall I add margerine?

Here it is, I can't do it What can I do?

- Hello - Oh my God! What brought you here?

We came to document you bravery, hero

- Open the live mode, Shaker - Action!

- Open the live mode, Shaker - Action!

As we are used to do, dear viewers you'll follow the incidents live as always

from Kalb El Hadath site

- Tell me your name and your position - My name is Mokhtar El Emary

I have 10 years of experience in the Yugoslavian, Italian and French trains

The French trains? Since you are like Zein El Din Zidan, Mr. Mokhtar

- why can't you stop this train? - The train moved smoothly

- till we entered the tight place - What? How?

What did you understand? El Zanoor is a country

- Ok - It moved smoothly

and as soon as we got out of it The brakes broke out

even the emergency brakes isn't working

- Where is the defect, Mr. Mokhtar? - It's not my fault, it's the maintenance

It is the maintenance company's fault

When was the last time this train was sent to the authorized agency?

What agency? Did we buy it from Ghabbour?

- Shut your mouth, man - Mokhtar, you reached the route end

Wait, help me, guys

Listen, Mr. Mokhtar before mentioning your pains

please look to our viewers and beg them to do like and subscribe to our site

- What? - Subscribe

- Do it, guys, please - Tell them to press on the bell

What school bell is it? Please, help me

- Oh God! - Come on

1, 2, 3...

All what I know till now is that she died with an electric shock, sir

Electric shock? No doubt that he is the serial killer

This case took too long to be solved The public opinion is concerned about it

Sir, I know and understand the importance of this case

Let's see what will happen Goodbye, Emad

- Hesham? - Yes, sir

Did the forensic scientist finish his work?

They are still working inside, sir

- Who is the supervising doctor? - Dr. Abla

Since then, order two cups of cappuccino double shot

Listen, Doctor. Will you take longer here?

Yes. A little longer

We are 2 am now. I drive my kids daily to school in the morning

I'm not playing here I'm doing my job

May God help you

Since when did she die in your opinion?

- Since 3 days - Don't tell me it`s the serial killer

- Unfortunately, it is him - How are you so sure of it?

This time he took her left leg

He took once a hand rib cage, then a leg?

- Is he selling their organs, Doctor? - No, sir

The organ traffickers don't take these parts

They take a kidney, cornea or heart

This man must have a criminal record

He must be executing most of his crimes while he is high

No way, sir I exclude this conclusion too

- Why? - Who commits these crimes

without leaving behind him any evidence must be over his head

Moreover, if he was criminal he'll use to kill her a pocket knife

or a gun, but the culprit here electrifies and tortures his victims

Besides, he likes to be famous because every crime he commits

- he uploads it on the internet - Did he upload this one on the internet?

Not yet, but he'll upload it for sure

- May God save your soul - Mr. Emad, I feel that

- you are looking in the wrong direction - No, listen, Doctor

Finish your work, write your report and send it to us to do our job

- Understood? - Yes

"Kalb El Hadath"

Journalism is a job that needs some help

It needs some courage In order to be a successful journalist

you must attend the incidents before it starts

The train's video which they were going to die in

reached 15 million views till now and the numbers are still going up

That's why I decided to give them the trophy of our site

What?

This is yours. This is yours

- What is this? - Don't look in it

so it doesn't lose its value

Here is a plate of our oriental deserts which you like

and it is cooked with our local margerine

- This is Balkava, Basboosa... - What are you saying

- Mr. Helw El Samady? - Shaker?

We'll have diabetes, he isn't honoring us

You keep repeating the successful journalist?

- Calm down! - Yes, Meniem. What?

The train's video is taken off? They took it off

- How should I know? - Meniem?

Calm down, you'll take your rights

As you are accustomed, dear viewers in Kalb El Hadath site

you'll always attend the incidents live

What is it, heroes? Is there anything wrong with your trophies?

No, it is nice. But we need two swords with them because there is a battle outside

We jumped over a moving train, not a drainage

Didn't you receive 10,000 pounds in Rehab's scandalous video?

No, it made 5 million views only

But this video reached 15 million views till now

If we took a shilling per person we'll take 30,000 pounds

If we took a shilling per person we'll take 30,000 pounds

- No, 37,500 pounds - Tell him!

- Isn't it a huge amount of money? - What?

Do you know, Mr. Amr Moussa could pay in it 50,000 pounds?

No! I didn't expect that from you Where is your loyalty?

What are you saying? Are you speaking to Hossam Ashor?

Sir, understand us, we like money

- I'll give you 7500 pounds - Each one of us?

No! Both of you together and you split it between you