I Am Sam

Oopsie.

Decaf double tall nonfat capp for Bruce.

You got it, buddy.

That's a wonderful choice, Bruce.

-Thank you, Sam. Take care. -It certainly is.

One Caramel Macchiato. It's very hot.

Good morning.

Vanilla grande no-foam latte.

That's a wonderful choice.

-Thanks, Sam. -Yeah.

Hey, Sam. They called. It's time for you to go.

Oh, yeah, it's time.

It's time, buddy.

It's time for me to go now.

It's time for me to go now, George!

Good luck.

It's time.

It's time now.

Hurry up. The first floor is two more floors.

Hurry up.

The second floor-- one more floor.

I have to go to Room 324 on the third floor.

Rebecca!

You the one responsible for this?

I'm sorry.

Too late for sorries. Get over here and hold her hand.

Are you OK?

Got a live one, Gert.

Good. Come on. Focus and breathe.

This is it.

This is it.

This is it.

And it's a girl!

It's OK.

What's her name?

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Lucy Diamond Dawson.

You're my daughter. I'm your father.

Get them to make the bus stay. They're leaving.

-I'll get them. -They're leaving.

Excuse me. Hang on one second, please.

Becca!

Becca! The bus is going!

Uh-oh.

Didn't you just go to sleep?

Let me see.

OK.

Lucy, you look beautiful this morning.

You look very beautiful.

Look at that, Lucy. Nose.

OK. Yeah, l--

Oopsie.

What the hell are you doing to that baby?

What's the matter with the baby, Sam?

Everything is just so tiny, tiny.

Will you come over here and help me?

You know I can't do that. What does her mother say?

Her mother said, "This isn't my life...

"and I didn't want a baby with you.

"I just needed a place to sleep."

What if the baby's sick?

Bring her over here.

Sam, babies need food every two hours.

Sorry. I'm sorry, Lucy in the sky.

You know...

critics and fools said that that song...

had some mysterious meaning, but John always said...

it came from a picture his son Julian drew...

of his friend Lucy O'Connell.

So I made a good choice?

You made an excellent choice, Sam.

Now, what time does this little diamond wake up?

What time does this little diamond wake up?

She wakes up all the time.

Let's just assume she wakes up at 6:00.

Keep your TV on Nickelodeon.

I want you to feed her first...

when "Hogan's Heroes" comes on.

And then again. Wait until "I Dream of Jeannie."

And then, feed her when "I Love Lucy" comes on.

We have to be quiet.

I've seen nothing. I know nothing!

Such a nice man for an officer.

What are you doing?

I'm just getting Lucy asleep...

and you're making noise and everything.

-Oh, sorry. -We're here for video night.

Eight years every Thursday video night, and you forgot?

I'm sorry.

It's always every first Thursday of every month...

video night at Sam's house. And I forgot.

Yeah, and I forgot.

Becca's gone. "Gone with the Wind."

1939, directed by Victor Fleming.

That was a very sad movie.

Here we go. Everything changes now.

Soon you'll forget about Wednesday night at IHOP...

and then Friday night at karaoke...

and I got hit by a car today.

You did?

It was probably that guy from the V.A.

Did you bring "Kramer vs. Kramer"?

I see what's happening here. I see.

So this is all my fault now.

Don't tell me you forgot again.

I broke a date with a daydream to come here.

It's your mother.

Hi, Robert. Hello, boys. It's me, Estelle.

Ma, I told you. Video night's over at 9:00.

It's only 6:30.

Well, I guess I'll just wait downstairs.

Sure there isn't anything I can get you?

No, Ma. You can wait downstairs. That's fine.

OK. See you later, Rob.

Bye, Estelle.

What a pretty baby. Hi, little baby.

-Doesn't she look smart? -She does.

She looks smart.

That baby looks so darn smart.

It's amazing how smart she is.

She's very smart.

She really does. I think she's really beautiful.

Of course she looks smart.

She's already reading the paper.

Double Macchiato, low fat, low foam.

That's a wonderful choice.

Oh, my God!

An ice cube went down--

Thank you. Oh, my God.

Can I get another drink, please?

Iced cappuccino. That's a wonderful choice.

-Thank you. -Yeah.

Annie, I can't take her to work anymore...

because she's too big now.

-Annie. -That was her first word.

-Annie. -See?

People worry you're not smart.

Papa.

Yes. Oh, you smell so good.

You can tell a lot about people by the way they smell.

Daddy, why does the snow flake?

Because snow-- because snow flakes.

Daddy, what is mustard made of?

Because it's yellow ketchup.

Daddy, why are men bald?

Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny...

and they don't have hair on it.

So their head is just more of their face.

Daddy, are ladybugs only girls...

or are there boys, too?

And if there are, what are they called?

Yeah, the Beatles.

Daddy, where does the sky end?

Why does the moon follow me home?

Why is the sun orange?

Where does the hour go in Daylight Savings?

Daddy, do I look more like you or Mommy?

Daddy...

Do you think she'll ever come back?

Paul McCartney lost his mother when he was little.

And John Lennon lost his mother when he was little.

Annie says that sometimes God picks the special people.

That's what Annie says.

Daddy, did God mean for you to be like this...

or was it an accident?

What do you mean?

I mean you're different.

But what do you mean?

You're not like other daddies.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

It's OK, Daddy.

Don't be sorry. I'm lucky.

Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park.

Yeah, we are lucky. Aren't we lucky?

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

Sunnyside up, not too runny. two sausage links.

French pancakes instead of buttermilk.

Fruit topping on the side.

The Funny Face special.

I think it's funny when you say "Funny Face special."

French, not buttermilk. Fruit topping on the side.

Not on top.

You're getting a funny face.

That's a wonderful choice. Thank you, Grace.

Thank you very, very, very, very much.

You got it, Sam.

Is that too big?

I think that's a little too big.

You need a pair of good, sturdy school shoes.

These are sturdy.

The arches are very important.

No. Sturdy is boring, Sam.

These shoes light up, OK?

These are really good shoes for school.

I know. I love them.

I found the most perfect shoes.

They look like the shoes that Dorothy wore...

played by Judy Garland in "The Wizard of Oz"...

1939, directed by Victor Fleming.