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What up, roomie!

- Hey, Mateo. - Hey, dude.

What are you guys doing?

It's just a little jam sesh.

Get in. We could use someone on the bongos.

I don't want to play the bongos.

Then grab a porterhouse. I grilled 'em up myself.

Where?

On the stove top.

How'd you get that sear on the stove top?

I adjusted the regulator thing outside,

so now we get pro-grade heat on these burners.

Hey, did I tell you guys I was thinking about starting

my own ghost kitchen on the apps?

- Dude, that'd be sick. - Right?

So sick. Listen, I just did a 24-hour shift.

Can you guys call it a night?

- I need some sleep. - I thought you said.

Captain America didn't need sleep.

Damn!

Even he needs at least two hours of undisturbed sleep.

Which is more than I've gotten in months.

What's that smell?

You guys smell that? It's my char.

It's my char!

Dude, it's gas!

Tell me you sealed the connector to the stove.

- What? - Should I have?

It's leaking gas, dude. There's too much pressure.

- Everybody out now. - We got to get out of here!

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

You guys go to the courts. I'm gonna shut off the gas.

You know you could have blown us all up?

Those connectors for the stove aren't designed for that much

- gas pressure to come into the house. - My bad.

That is the last time I mess with one of those

three beers deep.

Okay, I'm sorry we were being tools.

It's all good.

I mean, as long as nobody left an open flame going,

we're fine.

What?

You know how you keep asking me

not to leave incense burning in my room?

No.

I need new friends.

- We clear? - Yeah.

- Clock an inch your right. - Ooh!

My right.

Sorry.

Hope this isn't how you handle patients in the field.

Well, Nancy has a much better sense of direction than you do.

Okay.

Let's just put this down here

before we do any structural damage.

Are you sure you're all right with having

my exercise bike in the middle of your dining room?

It's our dining room now, TK.

Well, I do believe this is the last of it.

Dad, what is that?

Just a little housewarming present for you guys.

Captain Strand, you didn't have to do that.

It's Owen, and yes, yes, I did. Go on, open it.

My God.

Is this Marlon Blendo?

- Dad, we-we can't accept this. - Well, you better, 'cause

I'm not driving over here every morning to make you

your peanut butter banana smoothies.

Besides, your mom left me hers, so I'm gonna take it.

I hereby bequeath to you

Marlon Blendo.

Thank you. This is, this is everything.

Hey, you got tools? 'Cause I can, prep this pull-up bar.

No way, sir.

You already spent your entire Sunday with us moving in.

Dad, Carlos can handle himself.

He's very handy.

All right, well, you guys probably have

some celebrating to do, and, I'll just moonwalk out of here.

Thanks for all your help, Captain Strand.

Owen.

Dad.

Are you sure you're okay with this?

I'm more than okay with it.

I mean, for you.

Are you gonna be okay?

You know, with everything that happened with Mom

and how that when down.

And now me, and you have that cancer surgery coming up.

It's just an outpatient thing.

It's not an outpatient thing, Dad.

You're gonna be recuperating for, like, a week or two.

I... I don't like that you're going through that alone.

I won't be alone.

Got Buttercup.

Buttercup?

Buttercup, time for dinner.

Buttercup, come get your chow!

Dog got out again. I found him with my labradoodle.

Frank, you're a lifesaver.

You digging under that fence again to go play with Bella?

He was doing a lot more than playing... he's fixed, right?

Better not be any puppies on the way, Owen.

Because if there are

I'm confident Buttercup will do the right thing.

Yeah, thanks a lot, Frank.

When they tell you those puppies are yours,

don't you believe them.

You kids enjoy.

Are you sure you're not on drugs, Keith?

No unmedicated person should like working here this much.

I like making people happy.

And ice cream makes people happy.

Great, the lacrosse-holes.

Hey, don't call them that... they're my friends.

They're not your friends, Keith.

They just want you to hook them up with freebies.

What up, Big K?

Donovan, hey! Great win last night.

Thanks, man. We really missed you at the party, though.

Nobody told me where it was.

Man, that sucks.

Hey, you guys still doing friends discount here?

Sure. Yeah, yeah.

What can I, hook you up with?

That's my dog right there.

Okay, I'm gonna need, three chocolate bombs,

strawberry shortcake and a sweet cream.

Sweet cream machine's on the fritz.

Freezes up.

Yeah, we're not supposed to use it.

Come on, Big K.

I mean, sweet cream's for Miley.

Be a legend.

Um...

What are friends for?

- Right? - That's my dog right there.

No... Dang it!

Told you.

It's jammed.

No worries, no worries.

I know how to fix this. I just need

a little hot water.

Okay, bud.

(sighs, Just one second.

This should, get it moving.

That is a terrible idea.

It's entropy, baby.

I'm stuck!

I think the scooper's stuck in the blade!

Okay, okay, I got you, okay?

- I'm gonna push the blade back. - Okay.

Can you get loose?

No! No, no, no!

- It's crushing me! - Now?

All right, TikTok squad.

It's an active rescue, so beat feet.

That's boomer for "get the hell out of here!"

Okay, we got it now. Thank you so much. Okay, it's all right.

We're here now. Captain Vega's gonna take good care of you.

- Hey, what's your name? - Sh-Sheila.

Hi, Sheila. TK?

Take her vitals, hook her up to the LifePak.

How's your pain?

I think I broke my arm.

I can't feel anything. I'm really cold.

Understandable, honey. We're gonna get you

out of here as soon as we can.

She's not hypothermic.

Heart rate's at 110. She's a little tachycardiac but stable.

All right, so what do you think, Captain?

We're gonna have to cut her out. Mateo, bring

the K-970, the, grinder and a couple turnouts.

Are those scumbags

seriously trying to turn that poor kid into a meme right now?

Yeah, they don't get a lot of empathy points, that's for sure.

That's it... I'm gonna put a stop to this.

They're gonna put a cast on you at the hospital.

But, all things considered,

- you were pretty lucky. - Pretty stupid.

This is all my fault. Sheila was right.

Those guys don't care about me.

The Letterman jacket paparazzi?

- What gave it away? - All I wanted was

for them to like me, you know?

All I wanted was some friends.

Seems to me like you already have one.

From what I saw, she stuck her hand

in a meat grinder for you.

All right, this is gonna spark. Might even hurt a little, okay?

- Okay. - This will protect your eyes, okay?

- Keep your head down. - Okay.

Grinder?

She's still stuck in there.

Okay, maybe if we push the cylinder.

You pull, I push, nice and easy.

Easy, easy, easy.