Prem Pratigyaa

"- Catch me'* _ No, first you catch me*"

"Come on, go away'*"

"Laxmi, give me ten paise, It will get me good luck today*"

- Here'* - That's not the way I want it*

That's not the way to give money* Let me see your face*

My doll is really like Goddess Laxmi!

Wonder how you born to a poor man like me!

"Grandfather, will you go empty stomach?"

"You wait for a minute, I will get you some breakfast*"

"Take this, brother*"

"Come on everyone, keep the money ready!"

"Come on, give me the money! Hurry up!"

"Here is your money, sir!"

"Aunty, give me one 'vada paav".'

"No credit anymore, give me cash or you can leave!"

"Give one last time, tomorrow l will repay the entire amount'.'

"You say it everyday, where will the money come from?"

He is going to win a very big lottery!

I don't think you should interfere*

"You are fit and fine, why can't you go and do some work?"

The effort required to work is less then effort required for begging!

Why don't you give it a shot?

"Aunty, give me a plate of 'vada paav".'

_ I'll just make it* _ Make it very spicy*

My grandfather likes spicy food!

"_ Come on, give me ten rupees! - What for?"

Hey! Keep away!

"Give it to him, he is Raja Bhaiya's man'.'

"He is not aware, he is new to this place'.'

"That's not the issue, I will not succumb to hooliganism!"

I don't care whose man he is! Hey!***Don't touch anything*

"Come on, get out!"

What is it?

Please forgive me!

Shame on them! They like to eat free of cost!

Everyone here is like a dog!

Aunty!***You got rid of that man who wanted credit***

"now, deal with people who eat free of cost!"

"Come Raja Bhaiya, do you want anything?"

"_ That's enough! _ No, sit here and finish everything'.'

"Nathu, come on, let's go'.'

Take this*

"_ Hey! This is full* _ Yes, the professor didn't come today'.'

He has extended his leave*

Bloody swine!

"He has a wife at home and yet, he doesn't stop eying other women!"

Swine!

Do you want it worth two rupees?

"No, make it worth one rupee'.'

"Keep that, you can buy flowers for yourself'.'

_ What? _ I said buy flowers for yourself*

"Why, am I your sister that you are giving me money for flowers?"

_ Keep it! _ Keep your money to yourself!

There comes my grandfather! Come here quickly and eat!

"Professor is on leave, I've kept the entire tiffin for you'.'

What's the matter? Your body is aching?

I've told you not to take very tedious work*

You are not young that you can work so hard*

"Please eat, grandfather!"

I was destined to eat leftovers***

"but, you were supposed to be a princess, why were you born to me?"

Stop that and eat now*

"I'll heat up some water for you, after a bath, you'll feel better!"

"See, what's in this'.'

"Come on, eat!"

That's enough***

"so brothers, here I present, the king of oils**'.'

"called 'tel_e_aazam', the wonder oil!"

Do you know I got the formula from my teacher in my dream last night*

My Guru was a renowned sage***

he is doing a penance since past 40 years on the snow peaks of Himalaya*

"He has been standing on one toe, do you know why?"

"Only because, he doesn't want anyone to go bald in this country'.'

Nobody should get gray hair or lose their hair***

everyone should have bountiful hair!

And this is the oil! The cost of this oil is only rupees two!

You buy a cigarette and blow that money***

you chew a bettlenut and spit out that amount*

"_ Hey, listen! _ Yes, sir'.'

"_ Sir, I don't have change* _ I want 5 bottles!"

Are you feeling better?

The warm water cannot wash off my entire pain*

Take this two rupees and drink only for that amount!

- Don't ask for credit* _ Go and get my coat*

You are acting as if you are going abroad and not to a liquor den!

Here it is*

- Get me some more* _ Do you have the money?

"You don't worry about the money, just get the liquor!"

_ Rasilly madam has stopped credit* _ Who?

Go ask her how much liquor I have consumed at her den!

I am sure it must have been 200 thousand rupees worth*

If not that much then I've surely had worth two thousand rupees*

"What does she think, I'll run away not paying back her two rupees?"

Learn to respect your customers***

if you don't trust me then keep this coat*

Take this*

"This is not on credit, Kallu Dada has sent it for you'.'

"Rasilly Madam, your den and your liquor is too good!"

"I've seen many dens, everywhere there is fight and abuses**'.'

even the police feels that nobody dares to fight in your den!

"_ Come here, you*** _ Hey, Kallu! Stop there'.'

"Rasilly, you move away! I'll teach this man a lesson'.'

"_ Where will he go? _ If you want to fight, you can go out!"

Oh! So you are asking me to leave?

"Since Raja has started coming here, you don't even look at me!"

Do you know that Raja is my childhood friend*

"When he was born, he was absolutely bald'.'

"But today, his thick mass of hair is due to my oil!"

"l will also give you a bottle, come home and take it'.'

"Come here you creep, now I'll take out your oil!"

You are trying to tease me? Say that again!

"I've been waiting since long, why did you come so late?"

_ Hey! Give me half a bottle* _ First give money*

"_ Okay, give me a quarter* _ First give me money!"

Grandfather!

"Listen,***can I say something?"

People say that you are a detestable person*

"But Raja, I feel that you are a very nice man!"

"Actually, when I die**'.'

will you carry my coffin?

"You go home now, you are drunk!"

Drunk? I can never get drunk*

"Haven't you heard of the saying, 'l have enough of joys**'.'

"but yet, I cannot get away from my sorrows!"'

"A poor man may drink as much as he wants, he still remains sober!"

- That was nice! _ Thank you!!

Didn't you understand? I have spoken great words!

'l may have many joys in my life***

"but, I cannot get rid of my sorrows'."

'A poor man may drink as much as he wants***

"but yet, he remains sober!"'

'The bottle is in my arms***

the bottle contains alcohol which can intoxicate you!'

"'Once a person has little, will never come back to his senses!"'

"'Dance with me, everyone!"'

'How will one sip help me when my thirst is as large as an ocean?'

'Only when I drink will I douse the fire burning in my heart!'

'We are reckless people who play with fire***

you cannot harm us!'

"'The one who can make us lose our senses, is yet not born!"'

"'The color may fade out, the intoxication may wear out*'.'

the sea may also ebb***

"but, the intoxication of my love can never make you sober!"'

"'All your life you will be after me, once you taste my liquor!"'

'We don't need strangers when we know to enjoy amongst ourselves!'

'The intoxication of my youth is nothing compared to your liquor!'

'When I cannot stop myself then how can you work your wonder on me?'

"'l can see you in the liquor, in the goblets**'.'

"you are in my dreams, in my thoughts**'.'

"l am always at your feet but, you keep yourself away from me!"'

"'Get away from my way, I am not related to you!"'

"'You may try hard to lure me, I will not get enticed by you!"'

"_ What's the matter, sir? _ I wrote a letter and now I've lost it'.'

"_ Did you keep it in your pocket? _ No, I didn't'.'

"l kept it here, on this sofa, wonder where it has gone!"

"lt cannot get lost, it must be somewhere around'.'

"- Where could it be? _ When did you come back, sir?"

_ Why did you extend your leave? _ There was a ceremony at home*

How is your mother? Why didn't you get her along?

"l did tell her but, she said she would come next time'.'

"Today, I've missed the first class once again'.'

"Oh, my!"

"_ Sir, come here* - What's the matter?"

_ I found your letter* - Where is it?

- Turn around! _ Why?

"This is funny! Okay, I am leaving now'.'

"Sir, have you eaten anything since morning?"

"You wait here, I'll get some toast and coffee for you!"

_ My students will create a ruckus! _ Sit down quietly!

"You work so hard but, you don't eat and sleep properly'.'

You behave just like a child! You should get married soon!

"When madam comes and takes your charge, I'll feel at peace'.'

Marriage?!***Which girl will marry me?

"Why, what do you lack?"

You look like a prince!

The girl who marries you will be very fortunate!

"Sir, believe me, only with a woman will this house look like a house!"

Then you'll have children and this house will look like a paradise*

And won't it become like a hell when they will start whining?

Why would they do that? Won't your wife and I be there to manage them?

Will you manage my kids?

"Why not? I will take them out, feed them**'.'

then I'll read out the same poem to them which I narrated to you*

"Let's begin,*** one, two, three, four**'.'

_ There was a king! _ There was a queen!

_ King had squint eyes! - Queen was blind!

"And they both had 1 2 children, who were half insane!"

"_ Give me one beer, Kingfisher! _ This is not a wine shop'.'

"Medical shop?!*** I am not feeling well,**'.'

"medicines don't work on me that's why, I want alcohol'.'

_ Give me just one beer! _ I said this is not a wine shop!

"_ What are you doing there, Govinda? _ Hey! What are you doing?"

"Please don't break the things* Someone, please help me!"

"Help me, these goons are looting my shop and hitting me!"

Who is this? I feel sober once again!

What? You both idiots don't recognize Raja Bhaiya?

Please forgive us!

"Hey, mister! Come here*** Come on, take out the money'.'

Take out your chain and watch too!

This is the compensation for your loses*