Rodney Dangerfield's The Really Big Show

- Hi. - Hey.

How's it going with those crosswords?

Pretty good.

I mean, I got a couple blind spots.

History and sports and science. Geography.

I never know any rivers.

But I got all the teeth-related ones.

Look at that, 32 across.

- "Molar." - Oh, yeah.

Oh, the L can't go there.

- Yeah. - Hmm.

Oh, man, this is setting off a chain reaction.

Lost the whole southwest corner. Damn it.

All right, I'm just gonna move to the next one.

All right.

More rivers? Come on.

Hey, honey, what do you say we take a break?

- Want to go on a walk? - Sure.

- Oh. - Come on, come on, come on!

- That is perfection. - Whoo! Yes!

Ohhh!

- Bam! - That was really...

- Very nice. - Really?

Aren't they all kind of the same at this point?

No way. Are you crazy?

That one you just did is, like, so fun.

That one on the end's got more of a serious vibe.

And that big one, that's the...

that's the bad boy of the group.

Yeah, I can see that.

He's kind of like a James Dean you could put a salad in.

Yeah.

You want to go for a walk?

- Yes, but real quick... - Okay.

Do you happen to know of a river that runs through Paris?

The Seine.

Are you sure?

Because then that makes this "suffalo wings."

Do you remember the time we were here

and we saw all those butterflies?

Oh, yeah, that was really cool.

Where do you think they were all going?

Probably the Grand Canyon.

That's where I would go if I could fly.

Hmm. How long ago was that?

Oh, I don't know.

A year?

More?

It's all starting to blur together.

Yeah, it is.

Guys! Shut up real quick.

- What? What's going on? - I said "shut up."

There's someone new in the neighborhood,

and she's moving into the house next door to you.

- Are you kidding? Really? - That's big news.

It's a lady.

She's old like you two,

but she seemed way cooler.

Wow, she sounds awesome.

Wait, how can you tell she's cooler than us?

I don't know. It was the way she closed the door.

We have to go say hi.

We have to welcome her to the neighborhood.

Yes, of course.

She probably has a ton of questions.

Come on. Should we get going?

- Mark, want to come? - No.

I don't really want her to associate you guys with me.

I'll meet her later.

I think she's home.

Oh.

Hi. - Hi.

Um, we just wanted to introduce ourselves.

I am June, and this is my husband, Oscar.

We're your new neighbors.

Yeah.

Okay. I'm Kase.

Oh, that's an interesting name.

Is that short for anything?

Kase...tina?

I don't... That's not a name.

No, it's not short for anything.

Well, look, we know it can be

kind of, um, a tough adjustment

- when you get here. - Mm-hmm.

You probably have some questions.

First piece of info is, you're dead.

Yeah, I got that.

Okay.

Great. Well...

- this is your house. - Mm-hmm.

Um...

we have a shuffleboard court.

And...

Jeez, honey, I'm really blanking.

What did you do when you were alive?

I worked for the government.

- Whoa. - Really?

Wow, doing what?

I'd rather not say.

Oh, well, you can say.

I mean, we're all dead now, so nothing's, like,

classified or anything.

What month were you born in?

- October. - Okay.

- Mm. - May.

Also May.

Listen, I've...I've...

I've got to get going.

- It was nice to meet you. - Okay. You too.

It was great to meet Kase. She's very interesting.

- I thought so too. - Yeah.

Okay, what do you think she did in the government?

Ooh, I don't know.

Maybe CIA or FBI.

Or Treasury.

Maybe she was an ambassador somewhere.

I mean, honestly, who knows what happened after we died?

She could have been the president.

Oh, I don't know.

She seemed like too much of a rebel to be president.

Yeah, that stuff doesn't play well

- in the heartland. - Mm-mm.

I think, earlier today, things went well.

I think she really liked us.

I think we could be really good friends.

Things went great. Um...

she was maybe a little abrupt.

You know, I am glad that you said that, because I agree,

but I feel like maybe she was just tired.

Well, of course she was tired.

It's a huge transition. It's a lot to take in.

Oh, my God, I just realized something.

We should have brought a gift.

- What were we thinking? - We obviously weren't.

Oprah says you should always bring a gift,

no matter the occasion.

Next time we go over,

we need to bring something.

Oh, absolutely.

When do you think that would be?

We have to give her some time. You know, maybe a couple days.

- Yeah, or maybe tomorrow. - Tomorrow's good.

Yeah, get up in the morning, get right over there.

- Great plan. - Yeah.

- I love you. - I love you too.

- Good morning. - Hi.

Can I help you?

Um, yeah, we just realized

we were so rude yesterday.

We didn't even bring you a housewarming gift,

so here you are.

Oscar's extra-special mac and cheese.

I make it with four kinds of cheese.

It's 8:00 in the morning.

Well,

no bad time for mac and cheese

is what I always say.

And, um, I made the bowl. I do pottery sometimes.

Hey, you're lucky to be getting this one.

It's one of our favorites.

We call it the James Dean bowl.

What?

'Cause it's the bad boy.

I don't know what you're talking about.

He's joking.

Yeah, I'm kind of a kook.

It is really good mac and cheese, though.

Okay. Thank you.

What was that?

Nothing.

Is everything okay in there?

Yeah, everything's fine. Listen, I gotta go.

Okay, cool. Well, see you around, girl.

And if you want to reheat that, you can set the oven...

She's gone.

That time, she was the one

who was a little off, not us.

Oh, absolutely.

We were very nice.

We were great. So nice.

Very neighborly.

I mean, I don't know what else we could've done.

- We brought a gift. - Yeah.

My mac and cheese.

Some people are just rude.

Or...

maybe she's just naturally shy.

- Uh-huh. - Some people are like that.

Introverts.

I bet that was good for her job at Treasury.

Yeah. Probably a numbers person.

Yeah, forensic...

- accounting, et cetera. - Yeah, uh-huh.

I mean, it's the accountants who took down Al Capone.

Wait, she's doing something.

She's holding the mac and cheese.

Oh, I guess she's gonna go out on the porch

and just enjoy it, you know, like, al fresco.

She dumped it out!