True Blood

Bill's been kidnapped.

Your Majesty, you've had me abducted by werewolves?

These are not ordinary werewolves.

Eric Northman sent me! I'm here to look after you.

You brought this skank just to make me jealous.

You're gonna make me a cop, and you're gonna make me one, now.

I've been taking care of your mother. I think you're the first visitor she's had.

Where's Sookie now?

Jackson, Mississippi.

Let me go!

It's really you.

What about no one telling me my whole damn life I had a brother?

Those things you can't explain, I don't care about 'em.

This baby's Rene's! It's gonna be evil!

I can't promise you a perfect life...

Take it to him, Tommy!

But I can promise you it'll be better than this one.

Will you be my vampire bride?

I won't let you go!

Ahhh!

Get out!

Bill, is it true that Sookie's blood lets you walk in the sunlight?

The blood works for a few minutes.

So you turn into a panther. That ain't so bad.

What are you? A witch.

Russell took my family. Now I take his.

No!

Where am I supposed to go?

Not my problem.

You ain't gonna shoot shit.

Did we find the bag of V?

Kenya put it into evidence.

Mine is the true face of vampires!

We will eat you.

No!

I'm a faerie?

Your grandfather used to know things.

Personal things he never would have told anybody.

She may well be their only chance to walk in the sun.

You traitor.

Say goodbye to my woman.

Somebody gotta take care of everybody that's left.

I drink human blood.

Drink me.

What, are you gonna shoot me now?

I wish I could just be a completely new person.

You will regret this.

Ahhh!

He tried to silence me tonight.

You manipulated me into falling in love with you!

No!

I have nothing left to lose.

Sookie, come with us.

Would you like to try a lumiere? They're great!

Would you like a lumiere?

Oh!

I feel nauseous.

It'll pass.

Well done. As you were.

Wait. Are you like, the head of the faeries or somethin'?

Oh, hardly. No, I'm your...

I'm your godmother. You know, it's a...

I have a Faerie Godmother?

Oh, it's not all fun and parties. Some of us have to work.

Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck?

Do you know how many times I could have used a Faerie Godmother?

Well, you're still alive, aren't you?

You're not exactly Miss Trouble-Free, you know.

Come on. Let's enjoy the party.

Sookie?

Barry? Yeah.

The bellboy? Yeah.

How long have you been here?

We just got here. Jesus, can you believe this place?

Oh, this is my Faerie Godmother, Lloyd.

Hi.

Look at everyone.

Do you realize this is like the one place in the universe where we're not freaks?

Well, we're going to get a drink.

Once you two are finished chatting, mingle.

Would you like a lumiere? A light-fruit.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Barry, hold on a sec.

Mmm. Whoa.

This is like biting into pure happiness. You gotta try this, Sookie.

Yeah, hold on.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Now, isn't that a beauty?

Just turned ripe.

Mmm.

Granddaddy?

Beg your pardon?

Granddaddy Earl.

I'm Sookie.

I just saw you last week.

It was your birthday.

Granddaddy that was twenty years ago.

Oh, my Lord. It's...

Your grandma, did she...

Did she pass gentle?

It was peaceful. She lived a happy life.

Mama and Daddy, they were in a flood, so I have no idea.

I try not to think about it.

It's just me and Jason now.

Twenty years! I can't understand how...

I swear, I've only been here a few hours.

You've been here all this time?

I...

I must have lost track of time.

It's just, everything seems so...

lovely.

Would you like a lumiere?

Granddaddy, can you hear me?

Yes. Yes, I can hear you.

This is a trap. We need to leave.

A trap?

The trap is the world you've left behind.

Oh, no need to bow. We're all friends here.

I'm sorry. I just have no idea who you are.

You can call me Mab. I am the one who sent for you.

Have you had a try of the lumiere fruit yet?

No, I haven't had a chance. It's really very good.

I'm not hungry. Have a taste.

I don't want any

The future of our kind is in peril.

A vampire breached our realm because he'd had a taste of faerie blood.

Your blood.

In the old kingdom, vampires nearly drank us to extinction.

They drove us onto this plane.

Well, it won't happen again. I'm staying away from vampires.

I can guaran-damn-tee you that!

Oh, I know.

We can't have bearers of the fae on the human plane any longer.

We've sown too many seeds with humans. Now it is time to harvest!

Harvest?

You're harvesting people.

Fruit, please.

Get away from me!

Eat it.

Granddaddy, run!

Do not let the girl escape!

Get her!

Can you keep up?

Trying!

Try harder!

Come with us! We can help you!

Let me go!

Do not fear. We can get you home.

Hold them off! I've got the humans!

Hurry. This way! Hurry!

This way!

Whoa.

You have to jump!

What? No. I don't even know who the hell you are!

My sister was the one who abducted you

because the Crown wishes to seal off the human world from Faerie forever.

And you don't?

It was once our world, too. It is our right to travel there.

Have you eaten the light-fruit?

He has, but not me.

Only you can go then.

Hurry!

Humans! Do not listen to his lies. Jump and you will die!

She's closing the portal! Do you want to go home or not?

Sook, no! Sookie!

Granddaddy?

What's wrong?

It's, uh... I had the light-fruit.

But I had to see you home.

Your... Your mama and daddy,

your granny, are they here?

Yes. Come on.

I never meant to leave you all.

We never believed you abandoned us.

None of us ever stopped loving you.

That's good.

Your gran's gonna give me what for in heaven, I guarantee ya.

I'm dyin', Pumpkin.

Granddaddy, no.

I can feel it.

Give this to Jason.

Man ought to own a good watch.

Now I'm happy. I'm where I belong.

You be good, Sookie. I love you.

Just use the one you got up there right now.

What the...

Sweetheart, where do you think you're goin'?

It's my house.

Hey, you can't go in there!

Oh my God.

Um, excuse me?

Honey, if you don't come back out, I'm callin' the police.

Do it! Call the cops, 'cause I would love an explanation!

Hello!

Police!