Fortuner

Hey Nandu! Why are you smoking in front of the hospital?

My wife is sick. She has gone in for a check-up.

What happened to her?

The usual gynecological problems. - Gynecological problem?

The treatment is so expensive.. - How much did this cigarette cost?

10 rupees. - 10 rupees!

How many cigarettes are you carrying with you? - One more.

You're ready to spend after something that can kill you..

..but you can't afford to save your wife's life.

What nonsense!

Look! Smoking kills.

But, this sanitary pad can save a life.

Don't laugh.

At the price of two cigarettes you can buy this sanitary pad..

..that'll save your wife from the gynecological problems caused..

..due to the use of dirty cloth during menstruation.

Quit smoking to avoid chances of a fatal disease.

You can save two lives with the money you're spending in buying fatal cigarettes.

One yours and the other your wife's.

Give it a thought and then laugh.

Smoking doesn't make you a hero.

Buying this makes you one.

Hi, Preeti!

Hello!

Good morning, Mr. Swamy.

Mr. Guruswamy, good morning I say.

Mr. Guruswamy! Good morning, sir.

Hey, don't disturb the system. If it reboots, I will give you boot shots.

Our boss keeps saying that there is no computer expert as good as you.

They say that you search the mouse in the laptop..

..so well that you surpass even a cat.

He is irritated.

It was not me, boss said that. - Get lost, you bugger!

Even you are not understanding my situation and feelings.

Darn these situation and feelings!

You bought a new house, a car and your wedding is fixed too.

Our stubborn boss has approved a month's leave for you..

..then what the heck are the feelings and situations you are talking about?

Pal, I am not interested in getting married to that rural girl..

..who has such low mentality.

By the way, what's not good about her, her beauty or her behaviour?

I don't know all that, I saw her many years before.

But she doesn't have parents. - Hey!

Are you serious? How did she take birth then?

Is she a test-tube baby?

Hey, test-tube babies are awesome. Please listen to me.

A girl like her is not a good match for me, pal.

I need a posh girl. - Oh, I see.

I am a white collar worker, whereas she is a torn sari woman.

The pair would be so bad, right?

My mom is not at all understanding my situation and feelings.

I can use this excuse to get him pay for my drinks.

Mr. Guruswamy, this is not an ordinary issue, this is quite serious.

So, there is a suitable place to discuss this at BAR.

Let's go there in the evening and discuss this properly, what do you say?

Hey! - Still, I have a doubt.

This virtual girl... who is she according to you?

UI Team Anusha.. - Oh, I see..

Anusha?

Oh, shucks!

I was going to say that it would be good if the girl is like her.

Like her?

You mean, a girl like her? Like Anusha?

Hey, you will get Blood Pressure free with Diabetes.

You will get arrogance free with beauty if you want a girl like her.

God has created Anusha by mixing arrogance, attitude and superiority complex.

Pal, she is like a fire-bomb.

I am so sorry, ma'am. - You rascal! - (Slaps)

Here you go, live example.

Pal, maybe she took birth as a Celestial nymph.

I don't know much about it, but I am sure about one thing.

Listen to me..

..she is not a good match for you. - Hi, Swamy. Good morning.

"Come on, girl.." - (Laughs)

Hello! - (Laughs)

Hello!

Hi, guys!

Good morning.

We are gaining huge profits and are really getting lucky day the day.

All that is because of your hard work.

If there are dedicated workers like you, the company will progress very fast.

The company has grown, and of course, your salaries also.

So, congratulations!

Beyond that, I have one good news for you.

Congratulations, Anu!

You have bought Lawrence to our office.

You should lead the back-end team, okay? - Thank you.

Yeah!

Hey, Swamy!

She will be a Team Leader. Please share your thoughts with her.

Did you get it? - Enjoy your work!

Work hard and party harder.

Anu, meet me in the cabin.

Congratulations! Very good! - Thank you.

Congrats. - Thank you.

Congratulations! - Thank you.

Anu, you don't have to worry about the new team and the new work.

Swamy will be very helpful to you in the new team.

In fact, Swamy deserved this promotion more..

..I recommended you, you know?

The mind asked me not to, but my heart said, go ahead.

Anu, I will keep giving you promotions.

I will keep changing your teams..

..and to my cabin.

My cabin to my house, my house to my bedroom.

Sleeping alone on a double-bed and thinking about you..

..is really hard, you know?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

Like a crocodile who is so powerful in the water..

..that it can even pull an elephant into the water.

Don't consider me weak, I am terribly strong in the bed.

You know, I don't believe in this marriage and all.

Everything about it is so irritating and disgusting.

It doesn't make sense.

In a room, if our minds match..

..we can keep rewinding it and be happy.

Just once, Anu.

I will take care of your status and promotions after that.

You bloody scoundrel! You think I am a bitch?

Did you think you can take undue advantage of me just because I am an orphan?

I have seen many like you.

Hell with your job and hell with your promotion!

Do you know what will happen if I complain to the Sexual Harassment Wing?

Hey, relax!

Why are you overreacting?

I just asked what I wanted. If you are not interested, no issues.

I didn't force you, right?

Don't mix it up with your promotion.

Many girls wait for such promotions and you deserve this.

Please take it.

Excuse me, I am not that kind of a girl.

Anu! Once again, congratulations!

Let us end it here.

"Oh, my God.."

"I better die.."

"Without her, I have no life.."

"Please understand my pain.."

"I followed her till eternity, she never looked back.."

"I called her like it was my duty, she never answered.."

"Oh, my God.."

"I better die.."

"You entered my life like the sunrise.."

"You are the heroine for my life story.."

"Your steps are like dance moves, your bangles rhythm is like music.."

"Your words are like a music, sing it in my ears.."

"Be the dance or trance, take my heart away.."

"Oh, my God.."

"I better die.."

"Without her, I have no life.."

"Please understand my pain.."

Just tell me once, I can even carry a Shiv Linga for you like Bahubali did.

Really!

Stupid! I don't want a guy who carries a Shiv Linga in Bahubali movie.

I want a husband who carries the groceries home in the beginning of the month.

Nonsense!

"I feel like I have failed for the first time.."

"Like the red signal in the traffic.."

"Like the answer that never flashes during the exam.."

"Like an ad in the FM, why do you need so many breaks?"

"How do I tell her how much I love her?"

"Oh, my God.."

"I better die.."

"Without her, I have no life.."

"Please understand my pain.."

"I followed her till eternity, she never looked back.."

"I called her like it was my duty, she never answered.."

"Oh, my God.."

"I better die.."

Hey, girl with an attitude!

Do you consider yourself a Celestial nymph?

You are just an average girl, you can never get a better guy than me.

I have been requesting you every single day since two years..

..but you are consistently rejecting me.

Understand one thing, no one will try to woo you.

My father is an MLA.

Just wait and watch, I will get married to a girl a hundred times better than you..

..and bring my child on a walk in this very road..

..but you will still be walking wearing the same old bag..

..then you will realise my value.

I will kill you!

Idiot, when did I say that I don't like you?

First of all, stop this same old drama..

..and say something to make me happy.

Okay, listen to me now then.

I am a graduate in Hotel Management. - What?

Did you think I was a spoilt brat just because my father is an MLA?

I am running a hotel in partnership with my friend, Prashanth.

I am busy with that business.

Are you serious? Are you into hotel business? - Yes.

Okay, tell your parents about me.

First, get married to me. Then we will see the rest.

Thank God!

We boys only pretend to be fast, but are very slow..

..whereas why do you girls pretend to be slow when you are so fast?

My mom has already agreed..

but convincing dad is a bit difficult.

When someone wants to give you boot shots, it is wrong to buy them a new pair.

I don't want all those excuses, that's your problem.

By the way, I will visit your hotel tomorrow.