Gisou no Fuufu (偽装の夫婦)

Behind this Queen-like smile lies a hidden identity.

In reality, Kamon Hiro remorselessly hates people.

After 25 years she got reunited with the only love in her life, Himura Chouji.

However, the guy who'd dumped her was gay.

And on top of that he asked her to help him fool his mother who has only 6 months to live.

Thus she ended up acting out a perfect...wait, no, a fake couple with him.

But this lie has reached its limit, too

Seems Hiro finally made an important decision.

About your mother...

- She isn't sick. - Huh?

The cancer was a lie.

Would you please just come out already?

It's your mother.

I'll let her in, okay?

No, no. I...I really can't. I'm not prepared.

Besides, if I come out, our fake marriage will be revealed, too.

That's why you should.

Huh? What do you mean?

Because I love you, being with you hurts.

I'm already tired of pretending to be a couple.

Don't you think it's about time to release me?

If you're my best friend...

I got it. I'll do as you say,

Good evening.

This is the first time you called me over. So I came flying.

But not by plane, by bullet train...

Sorry for making you come all the way.

So what's this important talk about?

It's about...

You better hear it from Chouji directly.

Although I figured out the main point...

What do you mean?

You called me over because tomorrow is my birthday.

Another one born on a troublesome day...

Don't worry, I'll pretend that I don't know anything.

"Surprise"...you've prepared something like this for me with Chouji, right?

Yes... Well...

It's a completely different kind of surprise though.

Good evening.

Chouji, how's work? Are you busy?

- Listen, Mother... - Yes?

I have something to tell you.

- Don't say anything. - Huh? Why?

Let me keep looking forward to it until tomorrow, right Hiro-san?

Wait, I think there's a little misunderstanding.

Is there?

Then what do you want to tell me, Chouji?

Yeah, well...

Before than, how's your health?

Didn't you say a miracle might occur and you could get cured?

Is it true?

Yes.

You see...

But if I'm not careful, there might be a relapse. Right, Hiro-san?

Eh, no...well yes...

Goddamn! I forgot to tell you, you're already busted!

Mother, about this...

Wait, Hiro. Let it be, for now...

I understand.

What's with you two? Acting like it's so important.

What do you want to say?

Listen, Mother...

Please just listen, don't be shocked.

Yes.

In fact...

I...

In fact, I am...

Ga...

Sorry, wait a moment.

It's work. Sorry Mother, can I take this?

Yes, sure. I need the toilet...

Ga...ga...gawd I'm at my limit.

Hello? What's wrong, Hara-sansei?

We've got a huge problem, Vice Principal.

There's a weird post on our homepage.

"...Himura-sensei is actually gay!?"

"Can we leave our precious children in the care of somebody like him?"

Hara-sensei, I'll call you back later.

Sorry for the wait.

Wait, you two, did anything happen?

Ah...no...

I'm sorry, Mother,

I suddenly have to go out.

Can we continue our talk when I'm back?

Yes, sure. Did anything happen?

No, well...

Ah, right! Hiro, Hiro...

Please take care of Mother.

You forgot your phone and wallet.

Thank you.

And it's cold, so you better take your coat.

Thank you.

Right, Hiro...

Please keep the post secret from "Mami".

Why English?

I thought maybe the situation doesn't feel as dark in English.

But you better not leave in your slippers.

What?

Oh Jesus!

Thank you!

All the best!

That you deeply care for the kindergarten and the children

is the unshakable truth.

- Click. - What do you mean?

Well, somehow...

You spoke like a perfectly dedicated wife.

Made me push my heart's shutter button...

Stop joking around. You need to hurry.

Yes, yes, sorry, sorry!

Then... See ya, Honey!

Oh stop it!

Making me feels like we're a real couple...

Gisou no Fuufu/ Fake Couple Episode 6

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Good morning, Hiro-san.

Happy Birthday!

Sorry, please don't say that yet.

Because I was born at 7 pm.

Excuse me.

Hey, where is Chouji?

He had a lot on his hands so he stayed over at the kindergarten.

He called in the middle of the night.

I see.

In fact he didn't though...

Excuse me, Mother,

Usually Chouji prepares the food.

This is all I can make.

It's fine. I always eat like this when my shop is busy, too.

But about Chouji, did anything happen at the kindergarten?

Right, let's just check the homepage.

But he said it's nothing serious.

But it bothers me...

Oh my!

Is anything written there?

The characters are so small, I can't read a thing.

Where did I put my glasses?

Well, let's s...

- Let's search... - Yeah.

Where could they be? Where could they be hiding?

You read a newspaper... Aren't they probably in your room?

Oh, right!\- Yes.

- Hello? - Oh, Hiro.

I'm sorry I didn't contact you.

For now I managed to take the post down.

I see.

The director wrote an email to the parents that it was just an unfounded rumour.

I managed to set the homepage to read only so for now it should be okay.

That's good to hear.

How about at your end? What's Mother doing?

She's caught on that something has happened but she hasn't found out yet.

- Hey, Hiro... -Yes?

As you suggested, I will come out in front of her when I'm back.

Better she hears it from me than from some weirdo around me.

I think so, too.

Then please take care of her until then.

Yes. I will.

Hiro-san, my glasses aren't in the other room either.

Look, Mother, they were here.

Oh my, thank you.

I'm glad.

Good morning.

Good morning, Yuu-chan.

Good morning.

-Good morning. - Good morning.

Yuu, go on in.

Vice-Principal. I'm so sorry!

Huh, why are you apologizing, Mizumori-san?

That post was probably my ex-husband.

Then it can't be helped.

Since I exposed my true nature myself.

It will be a problem if he does it again,

I'll tell him to stop.

No, it's fine. He's got no proof.

Besides I don't want you to get dragged into something bothersome again.

- No, but... - Chouji-sensei.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Today I want to do rope-jumping and...

"Mom, humans aren't scary at all."

"Why?"

"I made a mistake and stuck out my real hand"

"But the hat maker didn't want to catch me."

The mother fox said: " Maybe humans are actually good."

"Maybe humans are actually good."

she muttered.

What? Are you telling me not to come to the library again?

No, I'm only saying you're disturbing the librarians' work.

"Buying Mittens" by Niimi Nankichi

That's because you're not working properly,

you tax parasites!

No, little foxy, humans aren't actually good.

Excuse me, are you alright?

I'm not cut out for this job after all.

The other day I couldn't protect you from that stalker.

Today I totally failed at complaint management.

It's better not to think that way.

After my wife passed away and I got transferred from Tokyo to here,

my life is over.

Don't complain that you're tired of this.

When there's a man who has to be afraid of losing his job.