Sno Babies

You don't,

you don't have enough fun.

You know?

I have fun.

I mean, real fun.

The kind of fun where you're just like

lovin' what you're doin'

and you're not givin' a fuck

about anything else.

I always give a fuck about everything else.

Mm-hm.

Yeah.

That's your problem.

Come on.

You would love letting yourself go.

I'd have to read a manual

on how to do that first.

What is that?

It's Oxy.

What does it do?

It makes all your worries

and all your problems just...

disappear.

It got me through last season

when I had that torn hamstring.

You remember that?

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

Best ride of your life.

I guarantee.

Okay.

You're not so boring after all.

Watch your step.

Watch your step.

Careful, watch your step.

Watch your step.

Tell them how you're spending

your Saturdays, Kristen.

Hannah, shut up!

How?

Oh my God.

Your mom enrolled you in another flute class.

Didn't she?

It's worse!

What the hell

could be worse than...

It's an SAT prep course

with Valerie the bitch!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Are you joking?

You're in AP calculus.

You shouldn't need a stupid SAT prep course.

You can get in just about anywhere you want...

That's what I tell her.

My mom thinks I can get into Princeton so I...

You can!

Definitely can.

Boring!

I'm following my boo to Penn State.

Yeah, Jeffrey parties nonstop

and he still has a two two.

What is a two two?

Whatever, you and your AP calculus

will be at lame-ass Princeton in Boston.

What?

Hannah?

It's New Jersey!

No, is she joking?

Are you actually joking?

It's Princeton New Jersey,

Princeton is in New Jersey Hannah!

I'm gonna have to fact check this.

Whatever!

Whatever.

What are we gettin' into tonight bitches?

Party!

What you gon' do with it?

Whatchu gon' do with it?

Whatchu gon' do with it?

Whatchu gon' do with it?

Whatchu gon' do with it?

Whatchu gon' do with it?

Oh, that feels like my boo!

There's a snowing forecast,

for all good lil sno-babies.

Yes.

Thank you baby!

Oh, Hannah, Kristen,

This is my boy Mike Stelini.

Mike's our head runnin' back this year.

Hi Mike.

I know who you are.

Guessing you are,

you Irish?

Kristen...

McBride?

McDougle?

I'm gonna get it.

Monihan?

McKusker.

I knew it...

Kristen McKusker.

Knew it why did you stop me.

I'll be honest.

I've been wanting to do something

since I saw you ten minutes ago.

Oh yeah?

Won't hurt, I promise.

Listen, you gotta give me that number

so no one else gets it.

Let's get well.

'Scuse me!

Ava!

Do it, do it!

Ava!

Ava!

Ava!

Do it!

Go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go!

Sadie, Sadie!

White trash hoe's nodding again.

How does she not fall?

Aw.

Emily's dancin' to a Chris Brown song in her head.

You are drunk.

Bye!

Why'd you say she was white trash?

'Cause she comes from a white trash family.

Yeah.

Mm=hm.

Her sister got pregnant when she was 15

dropped out of school and had the baby.

Can you believe that?

She actually had the baby.

That's crazy.

They're like, so ghetto.

Blur her face if you post that shit.

You know, your room hasn't really changed

since your mom left.

what's up with that?

Die Hard Nine's potent, Kristen.

So open wide

and be prepared.

Come on!

Don't be scared.

Okay.

Don't move.

The vain

is right

there.

Tiny puked again.

You're freakin' kidding me!

He is so disgusting.

Ugh.

Asshole never lasts past ten.

Where were you?

You weren't with her, were you?

Wait.

God!

Hurts.

Brandon.

Ow!

Brandon.

Please!

Brandon.

It hurts!

Brandon!

Please!

Brandon!

Stop!

Hey.

Are you going to pay any of these bills today, Matt?

So the Reynolds brothers called again.

Oh yeah?

Mm-hm.

What're you talkin' to those assholes for?

They're serious about buying this place.

Look, I know dad's dream

was to have us carry out what he started,

but now that we own this place,

that dream's a nightmare, Matt.

This place is hemorrhaging money.

I made a promise, Mary.

I think we just need to consider

the Reynolds brothers' offer...

Thanks.

Kristen!

Where is it?

You know, if you touch my iPad again,