Followed

- Seriously Jean, you zoomed in on my chest again?

- Relax no one watches these anyway.

Besides, you're giving yourself too much credit.

- Case file number one four dash seven two nine one eight.

Evidence containment and storage of:

Digital video camera, black,

defining marks, broken lens.

A variety of tapes capturing

homicides from suspect's camera.

- Pshh! Who can even watch one of those now?

Who's lead on this anyway?

Harris.

What a cocksucker.

- Now you better hope

he doesn't watch this.

Seriously?

Personal mobile cellular device, cracked screen,

voice memo application intact and extracted.

Mhmm.

- Crime scene photos of associated

and current known open case filings

based on prints lifted from

homicide one four dash seven two nine one eight.

Nasty.

And backup hard copy.

Diamond ring, box included.

.40 caliber hand pistol.

Two rounds, discharged.

- Okay. Okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shh.

I can, I can hear him.

Did you see them?

No.

- Are you sure you didn't see them?

I'm sure.

Where are they?

I don't know.

Okay quiet, quiet.

(crowd chants) Surprise!

Oh my God!

- Wow I would've been more surprised if

I hadn't just seen George dash into my apartment.

Damn it George.

You gotta keep trying and.

- She just wanna start throwing pots and pans at me.

It's really weird.

It is.

You met him Willie Nelson?

- You got it? Okay now hold it.

All right, okay.

Is it recording?

- Well the red light's on.

The red light is on.

Okay, all right. Follow me.

Hey everybody.

Everyone can I have your attention please? Hi.

The reason Rachel and I invited everyone here tonight is

because we have a really big announcement to make.

- We are going to be moving to Los Angeles in about a month.

No I know. I know but it's gonna be great.

I was actually offered a position,

a visiting artist position with the

Los Angeles Symphony Orchestra.

So that means that we're going to be moving

for at least two years,

but we wanted you all here tonight because

we just wanted to tell you what dear friends

you've been to the both of us,

and how we're going to miss you terribly.

This is not a sad thing.

This is a celebration,

and the last time I checked we have a shitload of booze

still in the kitchen

and there's no way we're

taking it to Los Angeles so drink up.

Turn the music on?

Yeah.

Good luck you guys.

Don't let LA make you guys lame.

- (crying) You guys we're gonna miss you,

and we love you and you'll never be forgotten.

And I'm gonna puke.

Aww so sweet.

- Hey, hey can you please be careful with that?

It's really expensive.

- Man don't worry about it I got this shit.

It's okay, I'll.

- It's like in '77 that Son of Sam shit.

- Yeah at least Son of Sam wrote the police

about why he was doing it.

The Northside Stalker is more animal.

- Wow they got a name for him already? That's quick.

- People love that kind of shit man.

That's what's keeping those papers alive.

How fucked do you want to be to find out some journalist

doing all this shit just to sell some papers?

What do you want me to say?

- I don't know just something nice.

I've had everybody at the party

say something except for you.

- She was too busy trying to hook up with that guy.

I don't know who it was.

Shut up I wasn't.

- As you can see we've been very

diligent about packing.

Most of these dishes and glasses

will probably end up broken

because we're only using newspaper.

But that's okay cause

I'm sure these plates are older than me.

And right through here is

where the magic happens.

Happened. Well it will happen again.

Maybe if I ever finish packing tonight.

Anyone wanna take a guess which box is mine?

Hint: It's the one that looks like a complete mess.

Two very different packing styles, Rachel and I.

She's labeled and organized

and I'm more of a, I don't know,

uch-shit-into-one-box-as-you-can kind of guy.

Oh and over here are the

better products of my work, my covers.

And my mom made these frames, thanks mom.

Hopefully I'll find a place for them in my massive

one-bedroom efficiency in Los Angeles.

It will probably end up in a storage unit.

Oh.

Okay here we go.

What are you doing?

That is so embarrassing.

What?

- You know I don't like being recorded while I'm playing.

- Oh come on we have no footage of you playing.

- Why are you videotaping everything?

No reason.

- Seriously, why are you ideotaping everything I'm doing?

- I don't know. I just thought it would be cool

to document our trip.

You know, throw it up on YouTube

and so our parents can know that we're okay.

Or we could edit it together with some

really crappy road music

and make all of our friends sit through it.

- That sounds like the worst idea ever.

- Well it's happening and that's that.

Get back to packing.

I am on it.

Okay so, I actually,

I do have a reason for recording all of this

and that reason is right here.

Rachel always said that her favorite place

in the world was the Rockies.

So one day three of our trip through Colorado

I will be proposing to Rachel in Silverthorne.

I got it all planned out.

I got a really great room,

and of course I got the ring,

so I just need.

- David where did you put my phone charger?

I'll be right there.

I think it's in the back room I'm on my way.

Stalker killings.

We don't have all the details yet

but the victim was found similarly to others

with their necks slit, the trachea removed

in a surgical fashion and the skin

around the neck peeled away.

Joining us in the studio now to discuss this

is renowned psychologist Doctor (beeps).

- Hey, so you know we paid

those movers to load our stuff right?

Yeah I know.

- So you kinda look like you're

dressed to help them.

Where are they?

They just turned on to Western

so they should be here pretty soon.

What are you doing?

- I'm gonna go take the street a little bit.

In case we miss it, we can always look back at the video.

Don't go to far.

- So this is our street.

Right over here this is crazy cat lady's house.

I think there's a cat on the window right now.

She's actually not crazy it's just a shit ton of cats.

She actually invited us up for baklava once.

It was pretty tasty except for all the cat hair.

Hey Scott. How's it going?

Hey you.

That's my neighbor that insists on calling me Scott.

This has happened so many times,

I think he is always gonna refer to me as Scott.

I don't really think I knew many people

in this neighborhood very well.

Here's another lovely feature of our neighborhood.

How dare they digging through our trash?

I don't know what he's doing.

Oh, oh, okay. He was looking at us.

You got it?

Are you okay hun?