Rizzoli & Isles

[ MAN WHISTLING "BRAHMS' LULLABY" ]

Johnson: MY CLASS, NO RUNNING.

LET'S FORM ONE STRAIGHT LINE.

I WISH...

OKAY, KIDS, EVERYONE IN LINE ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

ONE, TWO, THREE!

MICHAEL B.,

I'M SURPRISED I HAVE TO TELL YOU TWICE.

LET'S GO.

Michael: BUT, MISS JOHNSON, THE STATUE IS BLEEDING.

MY CLASS, EVERYONE HERE -- NOW!

WELL, I THINK IT WOULD BE CLEANER IF YOU JUST...

I THINK IT WOULD BE CLEANER IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.

OH, GO BACK TO YOUR AUTOPSY CAVE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN HE SEES HIS NEW DESK.

NOW, ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT FRANKIE HAS THIS IN THE SACK?

IN THE BAG, MAURA.

CAVANAUGH SAID IT'S BETWEEN HIM AND SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER UNIT,

SO IT'S GOT TO BE FRANKIE.

ARE YOU GIVING HIM THE CHOGOKIN DOLL?

ACTION FIGURE.

YEAH.

MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD ON HIS FIRST DAY.

HE NEEDS A PROPER WELCOME.

WE SUPERGLUED YOUR DESK DRAWERS YOUR FIRST DAY.

YEAH.

YEAH, THEY STILL STICK.

OH, THERE'S LIEUTENANT CAVANAUGH.

FRANKIE'S IN A SUIT.

Frost: SOMEBODY'S GETTING PROMOTED.

Please let it be good news.

MORNING.

YOU KNOW, IT'S A BIG DEAL WHEN WE PROMOTE SOMEONE

TO THE HOMICIDE SQUAD.

TODAY, THAT HONOR GOES TO SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN OUT THERE,

PUTTING THEIR LIFE ON THE LINE FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS.

PLEASE SAY HELLO TO DETECTIVE RILEY COOPER.

CONGRATULATIONS.

SERGEANT DETECTIVE VINCE KORSAK.

WELCOME.

Cooper: THANK YOU.

I'M SORRY WE MET UNDER SUCH WEIRD CIRCUMSTANCES.

Jane: YEAH. ME, TOO.

WELCOME ABOARD.

THANK YOU.

HOMICIDE'S BEEN A DREAM OF MINE FOR A LONG TIME.

REALLY? WAS PART OF THAT DREAM PLAYING US BOTH FOR FOOLS?

HEY, I'M SORRY.

Jane: NO, FROST.

YOU NEVER WORKED UNDERCOVER. IT'S NOT EASY.

OH, SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY THAT YOU USED US

TO GET INFORMATION SO YOU COULD GET THE PROMOTION?

FRANKIE, I'M SO SORRY.

NO. C'EST LA VIE.

OH, YOU'RE SMART.

NOW, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

IT'S NOT THE BEST WAY TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO US.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SO, YOU KNEW WHO I WAS WHEN YOU MOVED ACROSS THE HALL?

I WAS LIVING IN A U.C. PAD.

STUFF WENT DOWN.

I FEEL SAFER LIVING NEAR ANOTHER COP.

EXCUSE ME.

RIZZOLI.

Korsak: DETECTIVE COOPER?

YEAH.

GET FAMILIAR WITH THESE OPEN CASES.

OKAY.

WELCOME TO HOMICIDE.

WE GOT A POSSIBLE BODY DUMP NEAR GRANT MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS.

JANE, GIVE RILEY YOUR OPEN CASES.

I SPENT A YEAR SETTING UP THAT FINAL BUST.

I COULDN'T AFFORD TO LET ANYONE KNOW WHO I WAS.

I UNDERSTAND.

THE PART I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH

IS THE PART WHERE YOU LED ON MY PARTNER AND MY BROTHER.

I ACTUALLY LIKE 'EM -- BOTH OF THEM.

GOOD.

THEN YOU'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT RIGHT.

FRANKIE HAS A RIGHT TO BE UPSET.

SHE DID EARN IT.

I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN A DETECTIVE IN THE DRUG UNIT FOR FIVE YEARS.

DISAPPOINTMENT IS A DANGEROUS EMOTION IF IT ISN'T PROCESSED.

I'D JUST HATE TO SEE HIM SET HIMSELF UP FOR A LIFE OF MISERY.

NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WELL, READ THE RESEARCH.

AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, TOO.

SHE'S KNITTING.

OH, YES. THAT IS WORRISOME.

I THINK IT'S A BABY BLANKET.

THE YARN IS A 50-50 COTTON-ACRYLIC BLEND.

OKAY, YES. NOW WE DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

[ IMITATES WALKIE-TALKIE STATIC ]

ALL UNITS, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A WOMAN

WHO IS SO DESPERATE TO BE A GRANDMOTHER,

SHE'S KNITTING A BLANKET FOR THE BABY OF LYDIA,

THE SLUT WHO SLEPT WITH HER EX-HUSBAND

AND HER YOUNGEST SON.

SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT KIND OF FUTURE THAT BABY'S GONNA HAVE.

AND I'M NOT?

LYDIA COULD BARELY TIE HER OWN SHOES.

Korsak: EASY, THERE. OH.

LET'S TURN HER. WHAT, DID YOU PULL SOMETHING?

I SMELL SOMETHING -- DECOMPOSITION.

Korsak: LET'S TILT HER SIDEWAYS FIRST.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU CAN SMELL DECOMP IN BRONZE.

WELL, IT'S A HEAVY PARTICULATE ODOR

DETECTABLE BY SOME ANIMALS FOR MILES.

LOOKS LIKE THE VENUS DE MILO.

I'VE BEEN TO THE LOUVRE, DR. SNOB.

NO! OH!

IT'S NOT BRONZE. IT'S PLASTER.

SHE'S VERY COOL.

A DEAD WOMAN MASQUERADING AS A STATUE IS COOL?

NO, THE BODY -- IT'S COLD,

AND IT'S EXHIBITING SIGNS OF DELAYED DECOMPOSITION.

SO, SHE WAS FROZEN?

NO, LIKELY KEPT IN COLD STORAGE.

SO, "REFRIGERATED," NOT "FROZEN." GOT THAT?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 32 AND 33 DEGREES IS ENORMOUS, JANE.

MUSEUM WAS UPDATING THEIR ELECTRICAL SYSTEM.

NO POWER TO THE CAMERAS.

SO, NO SECURITY FOOTAGE?

WHAT ABOUT THE MAINTENANCE CREW?

THE LAST GUY HERE SAYS HE FISHED TRASH OUT OF THE WATER

00. SHE WASN'T THERE YET.

WHOEVER KILLED HER WENT TO AN AWFUL LOT OF TROUBLE

AND TOOK A HUGE RISK.

OKAY, I THINK IT SUCKS.

MA, YOU'RE LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING HERE.

HEY.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

Maura: I'M SORRY, FRANKIE.

HOWEVER, I THINK IT'S AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY

TO START, YOU KNOW,

PRACTICING RECOVERING FROM DISAPPOINTMENT --

NOT NOW, MAURA.

NO, IT'S FINE. I DON'T CARE.

I CARE.

WHAT A DECEPTIVE LITTLE BITCH.

MA!

OKAY. RILEY WAS ALREADY A DETECTIVE.

YOU MEAN A PROFESSIONAL LIAR?

SHE WENT OUT WITH ME AND FROST

TO GET INFORMATION ON THE HOMICIDE SQUAD.

I THINK YOU SHOULD PROTEST.

MA, COME ON. WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, WALK AROUND WITH A SIGN?

THAT COULD ACTUALLY INCREASE FEELINGS OF DISAPPOINTMENT.

LOOK...

ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TO STRAP 'EM ON,

TAKE THIS LIKE A COP, OKAY?

FRANKIE, COME ON. YOU'LL GET YOUR TURN.

NO, I WON'T.

I'M GONNA BE TAKING 911 CALLS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

OHH.

AW, FRANKIE, COME ON.

OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

GOOD QUESTION.

Angela: OH!

ISN'T HE THE REALLY HANDSOME GUY YOU USED TO GO OUT WITH?

THE ONE THAT NEVER CALLED AGAIN?

MAURA, JUST WHO I WAS LOOKING -- OH, SORRY.

THAT GUY SEEMS A LITTLE DOWN.

MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE HIM A COPY OF MY BOOK.

"RELEASE YOUR INNER WINNER AND WIN."

YEAH.

NICE PHOTO.

OH, THANK YOU.

IT'S ON THE BEST SELLERS LIST.

CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU.

DETECTIVE, WE SHOULD GET STARTED ON THE AUTOPSY.

YES.

UH, OH, CAN I -- CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

I'VE BEEN TRAVELING, PROMOTING MY BOOK.

I-I SHOULD'VE CALLED OR AT LEAST SENT AN E-MAIL.

YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE. MA.

I'M HAVING A BOOK SIGNING TODAY. IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.

IT'D MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF YOU COULD COME.

I CAN'T.

AND EXCUSE ME. WE DO NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK.

OH, IT IS GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.

I'M FINE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU LIKE THAT IDIOT.

OH, SHH! I DO NOT.

OH, PLEASE. YOU SO DO, TOO.

UGH!

HE DISAPPEARS FOR THREE MONTHS,

AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST DROP EVERYTHING

TO BE A GROUPIE AT HIS BOOK SIGNING?

I THINK YOU'D MAKE A GOOD GROUPIE.

"OH, DENNIS.

WILL YOU RELEASE MY INNER WINNER?"

THAT'S GOOD.

YOU SHOULD GO.

HOW ABOUT I RELEASE MY INNER BITCH?

ANY GUY WHO SPENDS THAT MUCH TIME GROOMING

IS NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SHARE A BATHROOM WITH.

DID YOU NOTICE THE CRUELLA DE VIL STREAK IN HER HAIR?

HYPOPIGMENTATION.