Saahasam (சாஹசம்)

'All characters and incidents in this movie bear no resemblance and are fictitious'

'No animals or birds were harmed in the making of this film'

'Achievement Of A Brave Act'

'You're listening to Hello FM 106.4'

'I am your Suresh here'

'This is a recent traffic update for you'

'Development Benefit Fund is giving 2% extra interest'

'People are flocking to this office'

'Terrific traffic jam on Royapuram main road'

'Those who are depositing money take that route, others make a detour'

'Next in hello FM 106.4 is a super hit song'

Look how everyone is making a bee line here for the extra 2%

Did you come here for a cup of coffee?

No...to deposit money of course

- How much has been collected? - 15 billions

Why is everyone clapping?

Along with the cash you remitted...

...our total collection now in all our branches is 15 billion

That's great

Do we get any gift?

You'll get this receipt

Chairman is on the line

How many times I've told you we don't get any signal in this room?

I'm Srinivasan speaking

In the 23 branches from Chennai to Coimbatore, we have so far collected...

...15 billion in 40 days

This is a record, sir

Very good

Bittu?

Won't 15 billion be heaped up like a tall temple tower?

When you go from Salem to Yercaud the road bends in an unusual way

Like a woman's hip

In that exact spot I have 10 acres of land

If I sit there and view the landscape...

...it will look like the whole of Salem is at my feet

When I was a kid I used to sit there

I was told such a spot also exists in Chennai

I feel like perching myself there

To do that I need power

What timing!

To achieve that I need 10 billion

Go for the kill

Super deal, sir

10 billion for you

But we take the risk and we get only 5 billion

Is that so?

Your brother is young and energetic

Your brother will get it by the skin of his teeth

Who will send him abroad, huh?

Travels Murthy

India's number #1 travel agent

He will get your visa and passport ready

He'll send you out of the country within 24 hours

- Come here - Bro?

We shouldn't do what we know free of charge

What we don't know we shouldn't do at all

When do I rob the bank?

Sunday night is better, right?

Any problem doing it tonight?

Do you have enough time?

The time you take to earn...

...is not necessary for a bank robbery

Get 7-8 people ready

They shouldn't know each other

Security will be really tight, bro

To thwart my plan...

...a man is yet to be born!

A train is travelling at a speed of 60 km per hour

A man who weighs 50 kgs is standing on the platform

What speed should he run to catch the train?

- What's so funny? - Come on, dad?

- Your concept is wrong - Why is it wrong?

No one can catch a train speeding at 60 km per hour

What does it matter if he weighs 50 kgs or 40 kgs?

What should I ask then?

A Rolls Royce that costs 50 million is speeding at 100 km per hour

How long will the car take to reach the airport 60 kms away?

Ask something fancy like this

Instead you come up with bus, train, share auto!

Listen, dad, you must think big even if your hands are empty

Motivate the kids

Kiddos, if you're here you won't prosper

Go...go

Silence

What's so funny?

- Super comedy, ma - What's up?

Mother and son are hand in glove

Why don't you listen to our son?

Why do you get your nose snubbed by arguing with him?

That too in front of the kids

If I take tuition at home to supplement my Govt salary...

...sir thinks it is comedy?

- Maaaa? - What?

2 more 'dosas' With lots of ghee

To the cow that likes the hay stack, just a handful of grass won't do

Why stop with just 2? Serve him 20

He already looks like a wild bull

He wants extra ghee!

When my friends come home...

...he deliberately wears a sleeveless vest

And shows off his arms

He walks up and down in front of them

Your friends?

They wear jeans and t-shirt with flowers in their hair

Country bumpkins with zero fashion sense

My son won't look at anyone All eyes will focus on him

Don't wander around inside wearing a sleeveless vest

Bare your chest Will be eye-catching!

Keep quiet, dear

Even when you shower keep your shirt on

TV is the icing on the cake!

Do you intend making it big in life?

Going to bed late

Not waking up till 10:00 a.m

One who wakes up with the sun...

...will prosper in life

Even the rooster looks at the sun

Does it prosper?

Ends up as 'biriyani' in Bhai's shop, right?

Do you have to argue and get the last word in?

This middle class life you lead is not my cup of tea

Standing in a queue at the Govt grocery store

Waiting for a 'sale' in the shops

Standing in a bus with people breathing down your neck

All this won't work for me

You can be at peace only if you work hard

Earning money is no big deal, dad

Give me Rs 10,000

I'll bring back Rs 100000 in 2 hours

You'll make 100000 in 2 hour-

That's my salary for 4 months

What I earn in 120 days you'll make in 120 minutes, huh?

Is this some kind of game for you?

Here you are, sir

Tuition fees of 20 kids

How can you give it just because he asked?

How can he possibly earn 100000 in 2 hours?

He won't listen to reason

Only experience will reform him

Suri, not coming?

It's raining I'm not coming

Hang up, you ditcher

Excuse me

I need to go some place urgent Can you give me a lift?

Thank you

Oh! Rubik's cube

Do you also play this?

Where are you heading?

Sixer pub

Party, huh?

IPL cricket season, right?

A small betting

Do people bet in such areas?

You must be joking

This pub is a two-bit one

In Leo pub in Pallavaram just for tonight...

...the betting money will cross our State Govt's budget

It's on a different scale, sir

The police are not aware?

If they knew, the entire police force will be there

They will turn a blind eye even if a bank is robbed

Will you always tune into Hello FM?

My wish

I like it I listen

Right here

2nd left 3rd building

Be careful with your money Someone might flick it

I am crystal clear

It won't work with me

A man who is so clear won't say it so candidly

You should tell, sir

Even a cigarette packet carries a statutory warning

I'm a man with spunk How can I zip my lips?

I have to, sir

It isn't so easy to fix the colors in 1 side so fast

It was child's play for him

Why are you so late?

I was waiting for Suri

That dumbass ditched me

What's the score now?

CSK has to take 45 runs in 20 balls

Is Dhoni there or out?

He is still there

Thank God Then we win

- What's the betting rate? - 10 is to 12

That means?

10:12

Will you tell me properly?

I've challenged my dad

If Dhoni hits a six you'll get Rs 100000

If he doesn't...

...12000 gone with the wind

I have only 10,000 with me

I'll give you Rs 2000

Thanks

You're talking of the previous over Now it is a fresh over

Dhoni will hit 2 sixers in the next over

Rs 100000

What's wrong with him?

He was in this pose when Dhoni hit a sixer in the previous over