Rizzoli & Isles

IT SMELLS LIKE FEET IN HERE.

AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

WHOSE FAULT IS YOUR FACE?

ENOUGH, YOU TWO,

WE SHOULD'VE LEFT AN HOUR AGO.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO GRANDMA'S? THEO, YOU LOVE GRANDMA.

NO, HE LOVES ASHLEY HAMMIL.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, B.T. DUBS. SHUT UP, FART KNOCKER.

NICE! CLASSY.

TELL ME, THEO, WHAT EXACTLY IS A FART KNOCKER?

[ BRAKES SQUEAL, METAL RATTLES ] KIDS!

NO! I WANNA KNOW.

IS THAT HOW YOU'RE GONNA IMPRESS ASHLEY...

OH. WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE...

SHUT UP! OF FART-RELATED INSULTS?

STOP TALKING! RACHEL, KNOCK IT OFF!

SHOULD I FART-KNOCK IT OFF, DAD?

BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THEO, A FART-KNOCKER -- GARY...

BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!

YOU'RE GONNA EMBARRASS ME AT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S

WITH ALL YOUR BICKERING. GARY!

[ BRAKES SCREECH, METAL RATTLES ]

[ MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY, ALL SCREAMING ]

Gary: DON'T LOOK! NO! OH!

MMM! CHICKEN!

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

IT'S RUDE TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD WITHOUT ASKING.

IT'S NOT RUDE WHEN THE OTHER PEOPLE IS YOUR MOTHER.

MORNING.

Angela: MORNING.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?

BREAKFAST.

I DO HAVE EGGS, ENGLISH MUFFINS.

MAURA...

A RESPECTABLE FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY

IS NOT MADE ON AN ENGLISH MUFFIN. TRUE.

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

THE IMPORTANCE OF CORRECT SANDWICH MAKING PROTOCOL.

MA, WHERE'D YOU GET THE FRIED CHICKEN?

A FRIEND MADE IT.

WHAT FRIEND? A NEW FRIEND.

A MAN FRIEND?

CAN'T I DRINK MY COFFEE IN PEACE? NOPE.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING?

WHY DO YOU HAVE A SECRET CHICKEN FRIEND?

HER NAME IS JoANN.

JoANN.

JoANN THE...

PERSONAL TRAINER?

HAIRDRESSER? PERSONAL SHOPPER? WAXING SPECIALIST?

JoANN IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE MAN I'VE BEEN DATING.

SHE HAD US OVER FOR DINNER, AND SHE MADE FRIED CHICKEN.

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? NOPE.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW. HAPPY?

YES, I AM HAPPY. WHAT'S WITH THE SECRECY?

JANIE, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ARE SO NOSEY.

MMM. TRUE.

SORRY. I WAS THINKING OUT LOUD.

NOT HELPING.

NO.

IT'S MY PERSONAL LIFE,

AND I DON'T WANT ANY INTERFERENCE.

MA, THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO INTERFERE WITH YOU AND...

MORTY?

WRONG.

ROBERT?

JAMES. BERNARD?

LEOPOLD? IT'S NOT LEOPOLD, IS IT?

WHAT, NOTHING? NO NAME? W-WHAT AM I GONNA CALL HIM?

YOU'RE NOT. THAT'S THE POINT.

I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE HER FOLLOWED.

WELL, YOU ALREADY SEEM LIKE

YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLACE THAT CHICKEN LEG UNDER ARREST.

IT'S AN ACCESSORY.

RIZZOLI. ISLES.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS?

NONE. HE NEVER CAME BY THE HOUSE. HE NEVER CALLED.

IT'S ODD, GIVEN HOW SERIOUS IT IS.

WELL, WE DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S SERIOUS.

FRIED CHICKEN IS HARDLY A PROMISE RING.

YES, BUT IT DOES INDICATE FOWL PLAY.

FOWL.

I GOT IT. OKAY.

WELL, HOW COME HIS DAUGHTER GETS TO MEET MA,

AND I DON'T EVEN GET TO KNOW HIS NAME?

MM, DAUGHTER'S PROBABLY NOT AS...

BUSY AS YOU ARE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

JUST, IF HE SENDS FLOWERS OR COMES BY OR SOMETHING,

WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW? YOU WANT ME TO SNOOP.

NO, I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU

TO USE YOUR IMPECCABLE ATTENTION TO DETAIL.

LOOK, THIS GUY COULD BE A CREEP. HE COULD HAVE A RECORD.

WE DON'T KNOW. SHE COULD END UP ABDUCTED.

SHE COULD END UP -- STUFFED IN A FRIDGE, HEADED FOR THE CITY DUMP.

EXACTLY. NO I.D.

NOT IN THE POCKETS IF WHAT, IF I MAY SAY, IS A VERY NICE SUIT.

Maura: HMM. ITALIAN.

ARMANI?

NOT QUITE.

BUT DID YOU KNOW

THAT GIORGIO ARMANI ATTENDED TWO YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL?

NO KIDDING.

YEAH, HE WAS INTERESTED IN THE HUMAN FORM.

IT PROBABLY HELPED HIS DESIGN SKILLS CONSIDERABLY.

HIS MENSWEAR IS VERY BODY-CONSCIOUS.

HEY, FASHION POLICE, WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, TRUCK STOPPED SHORT. HE FELL OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

DID YOU TALK TO THE DRIVER?

YEAH. HE WORKS FOR WASTE MANAGEMENT.

PICKS UP BULK ITEMS. THE FRIDGE WAS ON HIS REGULAR ROUTE.

C.S.R.U. IS HEADED FOR THE EXACT LOCATION NOW.

HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN DEAD?

ABOUT 24 HOURS.

CLOSE RANGE, LOOKS LIKE.

PROFESSIONAL?

SEEMS A LITTLE SLOPPY TO BE LEFT IN A FRIDGE.

MAYBE IT WAS TEMPORARY. KILLER WAS COMING BACK.

YEAH, AND SOMEBODY PICKED UP HIS LEFTOVERS.

YOU SEE, PEOPLE?

THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS LEAVE OUR NAMES ON THINGS.

I'M SEARCHING MISSING PERSONS

FOR ANYONE MATCHING THE VICTIM'S DESCRIPTION.

SO FAR, NOTHING.

ALL RIGHT, SEE IF ANY SECURITY OR TRAFFIC CAMERAS

CAUGHT THE DROP-OFF. OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER.

THE PLUMBING PROBLEM AT THE DIRTY ROBBER

KEEPS GETTING WORSE.

YOU GET ANYTHING ON THE DRIVER?

RICARDO RUIZ. NO RECORD.

SAYS HE MADE THE PICKUP 00 A.M.

LET'S TALK TO SHOP OWNERS AND DOG WALKERS,

ANYBODY WHO MIGHT'VE SEEN SOMEBODY DROP OFF A FRIDGE

BEFORE THE PICKUP TIME. YOU GOT IT.

HEY, YOU KNOW,

YOU GOT SOME VACATION DAYS THAT ARE ABOUT TO EXPIRE.

SO? WELL, YOU DON'T GET PAID MORE IF YOU DON'T TAKE 'EM.

YEAH, I KNOW. BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH A DAY OFF?

WELL, I NEED SOMEBODY TO LOOK AT THAT PLUMBING PROBLEM

AT THE DIRTY ROBBER. ME?

WELL, YOUR MOTHER SAID THAT YOU SPENT YOUR SUMMERS

HANDING YOUR DAD WRENCHES UNDER EVERY COUNTERTOP ON THE BLOCK.

YEAH?

SHE SUGGESTED YOU TAKE A VACATION DAY AND GO FIX IT.

DID SHE NOW?

IT'S NOT ME.

IT'S YOUR MOTHER. YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.

OH, BELIEVE ME, I DO.

DID YOU FIND SOMETHING? [ TELEPHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE ]

JUST A SINGLE GUNSHOT WOUND. .38 CALIBER.

THERE WAS NO BLOOD SPATTER INSIDE THE FRIDGE,

WHICH COULD MEAN THAT HE WAS SHOT ELSEWHERE.

MEANING WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE.

THERE'S ALSO SOMETHING ELSE.

THERE'S SOMEONE HERE.

WHO IS IT?

SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER AGENCY.

OKAY, MAURA, I'VE ALREADY PLAYED THE GUESSING GAME ONCE TODAY.

IT RHYMES WITH...

"LEFT ME SHY."

OKAY, NOTHING REALLY RHYMES WITH F.B.I.

F.B.I.? YES.

THAT IS WHO'S HERE. NOW.

WHAT RHYMES WITH "PAIN IN MY ASS"?

RHETORICAL.

JANE RIZZOLI.

NATE BURNS.

I SEE YOU GOT A BODY IN A FRIDGE.

I SEE YOU'RE READING OUR FILES. MAY I ASK WHO CALLED YOU HERE?

TECHNICALLY, IT WAS ME.

WELL, WHEN DR. ISLES RAN YOUR VICTIM'S PRINTS, IT ALERTED US.

THE VICTIM'S ON AN INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL DATABASE,

SO WE'VE BEEN AFTER HIM FOR A WHILE.

GREAT. WHAT CAN YOU TELL US? NAME'S YURI YEVTUSHOK,

THOUGH HE HAS A LOT OF ALIASES.

I WOULD, TOO. WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM FOR?

I'M NOT AT LIBERTY.

OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.

BUT YOU WILL WANT ACCESS TO ALL THE EVIDENCE AND INFORMATION

THAT WE UNCOVER IN OUR HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION, CORRECT?

OH, YEAH. THAT'D BE GREAT. THANK YOU.

I BELIEVE THE SAYING IS, "I'LL SHOW YOU MINE

IF YOU TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING IN MY HOUSE."

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

BUT YOU FIRST.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, DR. ISLES?

THERE WERE A FEW COTTON FIBERS ON THE VICTIM'S JACKET.

THE FIBERS ARE DENSE, HEAVY GRADE.

LIKE FROM A ROPE? THE LAB IS RUNNING TESTS NOW.

I'D LIKE A COPY OF THOSE RESULTS.

BEFORE I COULD RUN PRINTS,

I HAD TO REMOVE A POLYMERIC FILM COATING

ON THE VICTIM'S FINGERTIPS.

INITIAL TESTS SHOW THAT THERE WAS A PRESENCE

OF A COMMERCIAL ANTISEPTIC.

LIQUID BAND-AIDS?

MUST MEAN HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE HIS FINGERPRINTS.