Steven Universe

And Steven!

The Rose Quartz.

Can you believe it?

And she just handed herself in.

That's right. You caught me.

Galactic Criminal Rose Quartz.

I love shattering Diamonds.

I just want to shatter 'em all the time.

You think shattering's bad?

Wait till the Diamonds get their hands on you.

At least everyone else is safe.

What are you doing? Let go of me!

Steven!

What the... Lars!

Oh! Looks like we got one of the humans anyway.

Don't know what we'll do with just one of them,

but I guess that's - for the Diamonds to decide.

- Wait. - Aquamarine, the deal is off.

You were only supposed to take me.

No humans.

That's a human.

Oh, no.

Is Rosie upset 'cause her widdle "deal" didn't work?

Look. I'm so moved, I'm crying.

Just kidding.

That's my gem.

Topaz, what do you think?

Should we let her friend go?

I agree.

Go on. Do your thing.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Not again.

I'll go let the Diamonds know about our little prisoner.

Say, Rose, how do I look?

Awful, small, and mean!

Is that how you flattered so many Gems

into joining your rebellion?

How cute.

Topaz, I trust you'll still be able to fly the ship

despite your... you know... additions?

Steven, this is all your fault.

All this weird alien stuff... this is 'cause of you, isn't it?

Yes, of course it is!

That's why I turned myself in... to save all of you!

Well, it didn't really work out too well, did it?

Well, everyone else managed to get off the ship.

So, where were you?

I ran and hid, Steven,

like any sensible person would... do

if they wanted to get trapped on a ship.

Oh.

Lars.

Sadie was in trouble, and I didn't do anything.

Actually, wait. I did do something.

I ran and hid just like I always do.

Just like I ran from the potluck.

But you were abducted.

That's not your fault.

No, I trashed my roll and ran away.

Then I was abducted.

Oh, why couldn't I just let people eat my food?!

We have to get you out of here.

Here, just leave it to me.

Hey! Look! You have Rose Quartz!

Why bother with him? He's worthless!

Thanks a lot, Steven.

No! I meant like "worth less", not "worthless"

like... relative to me.

At least I make a great seat cushion.

You feeling cozy, you big banana?

I don't think she's listening.

Can you hear me, you... What was it Jamie said?

You dangerous yellow coat?

Of course - she can't hear you, Steven.

She's got those big headphones on.

Those Crystal Gems must have screwed up the engine

during takeoff.

Topaz, go fix it.

Lars, look for something that can help us.

A destabilizer.

That's perfect!

A destaba-what?

It's a weapon that disrupts a Gem's physical form.

Cool. Thanks for explaining.

I still don't know what that means.

Just hear me out. I have a plan.

I'm gonna need you to be my arms.

Ugh. Fine.

Lars, pull my pants off.

What?!

Trust me! I'm trying to save you.

What if I don't want to be saved?

What if I want to stay trapped here and fly around space,

and why your pants, you weirdo?!

Just do it!

Ugh. There. I did it.

Great. Now tie one of the legs into a lasso.

I can't. They're on the floor.

What are they doing on the floor?!

I don't know, Steven. What are we doing in space?

Lars, pick them up - and then tie them into a lasso.

Ugh. Fine.

Wow. It worked.

We're back home.

Great plan.

Now lasso the destabilizer.

I still don't know what that is.

That. That thing.

Come on, Lars. You can do it.

Ugh. Fine.

Come on. Just one more try.

I don't want to try again.

Lars, throw the lasso!

Fine!

What is your problem, Lars?!

Why did you do that?!

Why do you think I'm capable of anything?!