Screwed Up 2 (Wkręceni 2)

Neck!

Neck, pass the ball!

Goal!

Fikol, Neck and Francesco will make magic on the field!

- Life... - What's up, Neck?

You know what, Still Frame?

There is nothing worse in the world,

absolutely nothing, than losing friends.

You had friends all your life...

and suddenly you are left alone, and friends...

But you told me you had a wife.

I told you I had a wife... So what?

She keeps pissing on pregnancy tests.

- What is she doing? - She wants a kid.

Her biological clock started ticking and it's done.

And you know what it's like with a wife.

When it's fine, then it's good, and when it's not fine, it's not good.

When you work, make money, then it's fine, Tommy.

But if you just fail a little...

Fighting and screaming.

What kind of life is that?

What kind of life?

Smile at the world, and the world will smile back.

I won't smile at anyone!

Yeah, and this guy, look.

Built those wall units along highways and went to Brussels.

And what kind of colors are these?

So gaudy. And his daughter is a fashion blogger.

Couldn't she have told him: "Dad, these colors are passé?"

He ridiculed us in front of the whole world.

They will ask tourists back at home: "How was Poland?"

"I didn't see, just a greenish wall."

SUCKERED IN 2

Look!

See? Rabble on a highway.

Pigs...

The bins are not far.

They could take a few steps, but no! Drop it on the ground!

Neck, what happened to your pals? They died?

Worse. Much worse.

Emigrated to London.

Even worse. They fell in love.

With each other?

With regular broads! With girls.

- They left. - So what? Is that bad?

And I stayed here alone.

Leo, I know that Miki Mazur's birthday party

costs a hundred grand, but it is business.

All my birthdays put together didn't cost that much.

Miki is the goose that lays the golden egg,

so we'll pay even 20 per-cent more.

Have you got a present?

A present? You want to ruin us?

Miki will, if he fulfils his threat

of looking for inspiration for a few years.

We must do everything to keep him by our side.

Our contract is not enough?

Contract my ass! Your present must make him happy, clear?

Have you got a present?

I'm working on it. See you at the party.

I know.

I know who you remind me of.

This actor.

Your have the same face. No one told you?

After three lemon vodkas I look like most Polish actors.

Face wise.

Still Frame, have you been working here long?

About two years.

And do you like it?

I studied library science. I don't mind where I work.

Exactly. I do mind.

Let me try.

Look.

A disabled bitch from Warsaw.

Screw it.

It's a disabled parking place, and look at her running.

Like a deer.

- I am going to tell her. - Sit. It's not your job.

And what is? I work on this highway

and I must do what I can

to ensure law and justice prevail.

I'm going.

Halt!

Show me a document confirming your movement disorder.

Or other.

Again.

A document confirming your movement disorder.

Mikolaj!

You killed her?

For illegal parking?

Are you mad?

It wasn't me.

I swear, I didn't do anything.

She was walking and I said "halt".

She stopped, I looked at her and that was it.

See? You have the evil eye.

By the way, she's a nice chick, huh?

You are sick. She's dead.

Let's bury her. No one's gonna know.

Under this bush. We'll put her in the grave,

stomp the ground and life goes on.

What happened to me?

You fainted, dear, but I saved you.

Let me introduce myself.

Staszek Klatka, M.A.

Still Frame for friends.

- I didn't do anything. - What is your name?

I refuse to talk without my lawyer.

Tell me!

So my name is Tomasz Zarowny.

I just started working on this highway.

And you parked in a disabled parking place.

But if a driver without the lower limbs came...

Here.

I am going to sue you for an unprovoked attack

and violating my physical integrity.

Plus working under the influence of alcohol is punishable too.

Not to mention your friend, who is intoxicated

with tetrahydrocannabinol, or marijuana.

I have a proposition. I want to hire you.

But I don't work in homes. I prefer open spaces.

I don't mean cleaning. You will be an escort.

I realize I am seductive,

but my wife Jadwiga does not approve...

It's not about sex. I pay 10 grand a day.

- 10 thousand a day? - And you don't do anything.

It's hard to decide...

If not, I am calling the police.

Hello?

Police here. Sergeant Jadwiga Zarowny. How can we help you?

Hello? Is there anyone there?

Sergeant Jadwiga Zarowny. How can I help you?

I agree.

It's a mistake. Wrong number.

Idiot...

Not a word about what happened here.

Keep your mouth shut. I must disappear for some time.

Sure thing, go.

I'm pregnant!

Christ, I'm pregnant.

Pregnant.

How can this be?

And? Do you like yourself?

What is that?

Who the fuck am I now?

A birthday present.

That is forever.

Nothing is forever.

Well done, my girls!

Just send the photos for approval!

My dear, you will just meet your newest...

Happy birthday!

He's in our club. Welcome him cordially. Miki Mazur!

All the best! It's an honor to play at your birthday!

Let's dance together!

Who is he?

My birthday gift for you.

Your very own private dead ringer, Miki.

That idiot is supposed to be me?

More sex! More sex!

I look like this? That's what I am?

Why does everyone think that he is me?

I thought it was my birthday, not his.

Whose is it?!

Or maybe I am needless here?

In that case have fun without me.

I'm leaving. Don't fret, I'll take the back door.

But...

Mikolaj.

Miki!

Miki, dearest one.

What are you drinking?

Happy birthday, pal.

You're the best thing in my life.

I love you like an uncle, like a son...

All the best.

Let me introduce.

Dolores Medeiros. And the famous Miki Mazur.

Happy birthday, Mr. Miki.

Miki, she's my birthday gift for you.

For a week Dolores won't leave you for a second.

She'll obey your every order.

I'll leave you now.

Excuse me. Are you by any chance aware

of the location of Klementyna Lichoń?

It's your birthday. He's just a gift.

The greatest people in the world had their look-alikes.

For fun, for pranks.

I'm your agent. You can trust me.

When was your last holiday?

When did you have a week or two only for you?

Sadly I don't know where she is, but I can look for her.

I am to fulfill your wishes.

You mean every, every wish?

And for example, will you make me...

a doggy?

Bark then.

Very good. A perfect imitation, in my opinion.

So why don't you just stay put here,

and I'll go and look for Klementyna.