UnREAL

Asa checked out of the facility. He called your mom.

He's living at home again.

What do you say you and I partner up?

I only want to make high-end, premium content.

I need more cocaine.

That eight ball was supposed to last you a week.

It didn't.

You're unbelievable.

I want to ask for supervised visitation with my son.

I need a character witness.

We are rolling.

You're my new mommy!

- Oh! - Serena isn't into it.

If she's not feeling it, we make her feel it.

- Daddy! - Hey!

- She's terrified of clowns, man. - The clown is scary!

- I peed in my pants. - Oh, hey!

Oh, my God! Riley!

You crossed a line.

And if you were a mother, you'd understand.

You're right. I am not a mother.

You'll have to find someone else to speak at your visitation hearing.

Let's go, sister.

- Bye, Rachel. - What do you want?

You need my help, and I need yours.

- You want the Emmy. - What do you want?

Quinn's head. You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware.

Mom, I need you to call me back. I need to talk to you.

Mom...

Hi, Rachel. It's Mom.

I just wanted to tell you how great it is

to have your father home.

He's back on his meds, and he asked me to tell you

how much he appreciates everything you did for him.

Rachel?

Are you okay?

You're the shrink.

You tell me.

Rise and shine, sister! The day's getting away from us.

All right.

All right. Come on, Naked. Let's go.

Mm? Hi.

- Uh, breakfast is ready. - Oh, breakfast sounds awesome.

Hmm. Breakfast for the ladies.

Now, run along, studly.

Oh. Whew.

- Bup bup bup bup. - You're adorable.

Super cute.

Very nice to meet you.

Quinnie?

Oh, I got to go to work.

No! Play hooky with me, hmm?

We'll have a blast.

No. I can't. I have very important work to do,

- whether you believe it or not. - You need some down time.

All work and no play makes Jill even duller than Jack.

What's for breakfast?

Chet? What are you doing?

- I'm... - Is Quinn here?

No. She's not in yet.

And I'm just looking at the budget, uh, thing.

Uh, I can't remember the password.

Do you remember the password?

Like Quinn would ever trust me with that.

She doesn't give anyone the password.

The only way you're getting on that computer

is with her sitting right next to you.

Of course. Obviously.

Um...

I wanted to ask her, but do you know... am I done?

Zach was my last guy, and he's gone now,

so... I'm a little worried...

Madison, Quinn's not gonna fire you.

No. You just made us $18 million bucks.

Well, that kind of thing inspires loyalty.

- You're safe. Trust me. - Really?

Everything is going to be just fine.

Why don't you take the day? Relax.

Okay...

- That sounds fun. - Fun.

Sim card's already in there, so it should be good to go.

- Thanks. - Mm.

Quinn, where are you?

Mm. Heaven, I think.

- I'm taking the day off. - Oh, what?

You're just blowing off the show, just like that?

No, I'm not blowing anything off.

I'm just taking a personal day.

You know, like what you do.

Or maybe you're just feeling kinda sick.

"Scary clown makes little girl piss in her pants" kinda sick?

Okay, you know what? Come on, Rachel, all right?

That was a great episode, and even you can see that

from way up on your high horse.

Dude, you've got to give your head a shake.

No, I don't got to do anything.

You are in charge for one day. You think you can handle that?

Yeah, I think I can handle not getting a little kid run over.

Everything okay?

Right as rain.

Good.

- Hey, Rachel. - Hmm?

- Do you know where Quinn is? - One guess.

Who's the most annoying new bestie this side of West Hollywood?

- Fiona? - Fiona.

Oh, God.

Serena? Serena? You here?

- Hi. - Hey.

- Hi. - Someone's up bright and early.

Yeah. Eight miles before breakfast.

Usually do four or five, but today

- I got to thinking about the guys, and... - And what?

Oh, things are really good, you know? Finally.

Four great options. It's very exciting.

I mean, four guys.

Yeah, one of whom you have to cut today.

- You know that, right? - Yes, I do, Debbie Downer.

Okay, well, that's why today's date is all about intimacy.

- Okay. - You opening up to the guys

and just talking to them about your past.

- My past? - Your past.

I... I don't think so, Rachel.

I am finally in a place where I feel secure with the guys.

I don't really want to dwell on the past.

I want to think about the future.

Look, if this were the real world,

you would go out with these guys,

you would talk about who you dated, who they dated,

the funny thing that happened in the third grade.

We're just... we're just putting some "Everlasting" glitz on it.

Okay.

I guess.

Trust me.

Until you deal with the past, you're stuck.

Today, we'll dig in and take a closer look

at the lives of our suitress and our final four contestants,

giving Serena the depth and knowledge

that she's gonna need to choose one lucky guy

with whom to spend a romantic weekend away relaxing

at the Totumi Resort and Spa in Ojai, California.

Now, gentlemen, to jump-start the conversation,

we have pulled images from each one of your social-media feeds...

- Oh-ho-ho-ho. - Yes.

To give Serena a glimpse...

- Really? - Into who each of you are

outside of "Everlasting."

I have been wanting this from day one.

But first, why don't we let you get the ball rolling?

- Oh, Serena pictures. - Oh. Me.

- Serena. - Let's get this party started.

Enjoy.

- Ms. Quinn, I'm so sorry. - Thank you so much. Gracias.

Uh, Quinn, what are you doing here?

What does it look like I'm doing, Chet?

I'm having a massage.

Better question is, what are you doing here?

Uh... Well, I-I wanted... uh, wanted...

If are here to beg me to change my mind

about testifying for you, you can forget.

In case haven't heard, no means no.

No, that's not it. That's not it.

I want you to come back to the set, you know, to your job.

I really need you back there.

What the hell are you doing in my house?

I'm talking to Quinn, you know, about, uh, business.

Work business.

Work is the one thing Quinn is not doing today.

I'm sorry, babe. I have to fly down to L.A.

- All right. - I'll just be done here, then.

- No, no, no, no. Stay. Stay. - You can stop. - Okay.

Today is your day to do whatever your heart desires.

Just promise me you will not let this incompetent boob

talk you into going back to work.

Kisses.

- I love you. - Bye.

Look, ignore her. I need you back on the set.

- Please. - You know what? You need to get out.

And I need to flip over.

So cute.

When was that?

That was my first spelling bee.

I was very nervous, if you can't tell.

My braces were gonna pop out of my head.

That is my mother and father.

- That's a lovely photo. - Thank you.

I love that picture.

I wouldn't be anywhere without their unconditional love

and support.

And...

Oh. Didn't know that picture was still online.

Who's that guy?

That is my ex-boyfriend George.

That's a... a banking event in Switzerland.

We don't have to talk about this if you don't want to.

No, no. No, I...

George and I had a very, very intense relationship.

We were practically engaged.

Honestly, I thought he was the one.

Then one day, he just... disappeared.

No explanation, no nothing.