The Sopranos

Gur undergrad student body at Brown only numbers about 6000 people.

That's from every state in the country and over 60 countries in the world.

So again, get all of your academic and extracurricular ducks in a row.

Leave nothing to chance

Hey, buddy

Davey

Saw your wife alone. I figured you for the trotters

Not tonight. I had a customer I couIdn't shake

Guy spends half an hour

deciding between a $20 soccer ball and a $22 soccer ball.

Who do you like?

That guy from Bowdoin seems to be making some sense.

No, I mean the game tonight

Ho,ho,ho!

You guys want to be alone?

I saw that refreshment table I knew you'd be around.

How do I get roped into this?

Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle her daughter can go anywhere.

The janitor's the only one near them -That's a nice career for a lady.

Fuck you

I gotta get one of them belly bombs -Have I said "fuck you" yet?

Delicious, Artie. Glad I didn't eat tonight

Thanks, Davey. It's nice to be appreciated by your friends

The sensitive chef

Hey, Eric, they all done? -Iguess.

-You like this? Did you think he was gonna say

Gee, Dad, thanks for taking the time to come to this important event"?

How you doing, Eric? -Good, IVIr. Soprano.

-You want something to eat? No, we're going to Starbucks

You're thinking of going to Brown?

Yeah, it's a good school. A lot of star-fucking though

Hey, Iatrine lip -He's right.

He'II go where his mother says like his old man.

You too?

Yeah, I've heard

And now they're like Phil Donahue and Alan Alda.

Listen, I heard

...through the grapevine you took your uncIe's game

You know, the big one

Grapevine? -Yeah.

If you listen close, that song says

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see."

You know me. I like to play a little

A little?

Forget it. This game's not for you

No, it's just, you know, I was thinking it'd be a kick

David, you're a nice guy I like you. Gkay?

Trust me, this game's not for you I don't want to see you get hurt.

These guys, they play deep

Know how many jockstraps I sell? -Not enough for this game.

Gkay? Forget it

Come on. Let's go see what the Y.0. from BuckneII's got to say.

Believe me, you don't want to know

You want to know what I'm thinking? Seriously?

I'd like to smash your face into hamburger

Gkay

I'm not

Don't worry

I know I broke your coffee table and

It's not gonna happen again

But you'd like to smash my face -Not really.

IVIaking hamburger out of me would make you feel better?

Is this a woman thing?

You ask me how I'm feeling I tell you how I'm feeling.

And now you torture me with it?

I don't know who the fuck I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay?

\/\/hy the fuck am I here? I even asked to come back

Who makes you feel like a loser? Your mother?

Please, we wasted enough oxygen on that one

I see some guy walking down the street, you know, with a clear head

You know the type, he always whistles like the Happy-fucking-Wanderer.

I just want to go and rip his throat open

Why should I care if a guy's got a clear head?

I should say, "Good for you

Let's get back to smashing my face -Jesus Christ.

A

All right. Sometimes I resent you making me a victim.

That's all

I make you feel like a victim? -Yeah.

Remember the first time I came here I said...

the kind of man I admire is Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type.

And how all Americans are doing is crying and complaining.

A bunch of fucking pussies Fuck them!

And now I'm one of them, a patient

Your parents made it impossible for you to experience joy.

See? There you go again

You said you're not the Happy Wanderer

I'm more like one of them

...than I am the jerkoffs I see leaving this office!

Stop with the faces already What do you got?

Three eights full. Santa IVIaria, yes!

Santa IVIaria? IVIore like Santa Claus

Did you cut the pot? -Twice.

Here. IVIake sure you spend it in my restaurant, you prick.

-That's it, I gotta go. Come on, another hour

I can't. Charmaine'II have my balls on the menu tomorrow

-Cash me out. Look at all the money!

Rich, can I get another dime? -We only got three players.

Vito's up for it, right?

Where the fuck do I gotta be? Cnly, Iet's up the ante.

You're into me for seven G's already

That's all? I'II make that back from Vito in an hour.

Count this ciucio out another dime

Well, we have our work cut out for us

Gudren?

IVIeadow?

I'd like to talk to you

It really sounds good. I know you're disappointed

When you try out, the form asks what you want and I checked "soIo

Gudren hasn't had a solo. I like to give everyone a shot

IVIrs. Gaetano, I was a sophomore when I did Spider Woman.

-You okay with this? Do I have a choice?

You know I'm under fucking house arrest, you cute fuck.

Then take it and be happy

Either way, I'm having the executive game.

Your father and me started that game 30 years ago.

We were talking one day about how credit card companies

work their angle

They didn't care what you bought if you don't pay all at once.

They juice you, you thank them for letting you have a card

You'd rather be juiced than pay at once.

That's why we call it the executive game.

IX/ly brother Johnny was keen

Ch, yeah. That's why he left us with cici beans.

You don't know what you're talking about

Your father left Livia with a package that could choke a fucking elephant.

I gotta tell you?

She's like a woman with a ham, crying the blues because she has no bread.

Please. They don't make them like Johnny.

Keep in mind that he paid freight for your Uncle Ercole, buon'anima

That was a major fucking nut

Who? Who the fuck is Ecle?

Keep thinking you know everything

Some are so far behind in a race they believe they're leading.

Yeah, that's cute. Who the fuck is Ecle?

No, you opened this clam Who is he?

You don't know him. It's water under the bridge

IX/Ie and your father looked out for him He wanted for nothing.

I don't have time for this shit

He was my younger brother, between me and your father in age

Hercules, named after my grandfather

What are you saying?

Yeah, we had a brother you didn't know about because he was

It was different in those days

But God bless your grandmother

She went to every charity home in this fucking state...

Are you saying he was retarded? -Why don't you go fuck yourself?

He was slow

He was strong as a fucking bull handsome like George Raft.

If it was today, they might have trained him to be a whatever

Get him ajob

They didn't understand these things back then.

Jesus

What were we thinking? -Un-fucking-believable.

I remember my mother and father arguing about-- I don't know.

I thought she meant you

Not long before your father

Past is the past. This is the present

Let's talk about this game What's my end?

I don't know. Ten percent -Twenty.

Fifteen

Call your friends. Let them know the game's happening

Can I help you with something, sir?

What? -Kid...

...you see me here every week. When are you gonna stop asking?

Ho, Rich!

-Is there a problem? I'm just breaking your kid's balls

Like the pimp says to his hos "Keep them coming."

Rich, that enveIope's two C's shy I'II catch up on it next week.

It's no problem. I just got caught off guard

I took a second on the house, didn't calculate it into my budget

-No good, Davey. It's just a stutter step. No biggie

The difference gets tacked on to the principal.

-And you know that Yeah, I understand

Now don't take this personally

Come on, Rich. That's not necessary

You think I started this life ten minutes ago?

A guy hands you a light envelope it's just the beginning.

Nothing personal

I know, but it'sjust this -I know.

It's just a stutter step

Is it fishy? -It's fish.

-You want something? Give me enough of that for 15 people

And ten pounds of shrimp

There's gonna be some serious money This is no nickel-and-dime shit.

These motherfuckers can play for two days straight.

and that fucking place looks like an operating room.

You mean we're, like, cleaning guys?

What are you doing? Something ain't right.

I saw you put your finger on the scale

-No, I didn't. Pull that with old ladies, not me

I didn't put my finger on the scale

Where you going? Wrap that up!

-I gotta weigh-- You gotta what? Rob me?

That reminds me

Whatever you do, don't engage Silvio in conversation.

He can be a sick fuck when he's gambling.

Cnce he was down 50 large. He sneezes, Fritzi says "saIute

Fritzi Neste from Hoboken?

Yeah, you know him? -No.