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Wait. Hold on. Hold on a second.

You gave her a key?

What do you mean, you gave her a key?

You mean, you gave her a key for, like,

a specific purpose, right? Like, walking Carl,

or something? Like a temp key? Right?

No, no, there's no such thing as a temp key.

Yeah, you're right.

No. Guys, I wanted to give her a key.

This girl is special.

- Wow. - Wow.

I even gave her a drawer.

- Whoa. - A drawer?

- Yeah. - No way.

I love my drawer.

Well, only the best for you, baby.

Think I could have another one?

Two drawers?!

Two drawers.

Yeah, right. Two.

Wow. That's almost a bureau.

I did not think you'd fall so fast, Ethan.

You're now in the Federal Bureau

of Being Whipped.

You're in the Whip-ness Protection Program.

Hello?

Hello? You guys?

Hey.

Hummus. America's favorite finger food.

Oh, I lost my Band-Aid.

Well, I guess this snack time is over.

Listen, Adam, I need you to focus.

I need you to blast out another article for me this weekend.

"The Bloke Guide to the Ultimate Bachelor Party."

Bachelor party? We do that, like, every third issue.

Yeah, but this one, we're going to crunk it in the keister.

You're going to go all gonzo on it, okay?

You're going to embed yourself.

Pick one of your dumbass, flunky friends,

make him the bachelor, and then get all perverted with it.

Make sure I'm on the guest list.

Okay. I see.

Kev, is this article inspired by the fact that you don't have

weekend plans?

No! I have weekend plans.

I'm getting brain damage at your friend's bachelor party.

All right.

I'm going to be honest with you.

Kev's going through a bit of a dry spell right now.

I don't know what it is.

I got night sweats. I can't stop crying.

My teeth are always bloody.

Look, I need you to do this for me.

Sure. Fine.

Awesome!

Whoo! Bachelor party!

"B" is for "bachelor."

What are you... Oh... you shouldn't...

- - Ow. Ooh.

Sorry, Denise. What's going on, man?

Nice throw, Adam.

Lisa, Reggie, great job with this.

We're going with your idea for the account.

- Whoa! - Great. Thank you.

That's fantastic.

Well, I got to tell you, it's always a pleasure

working with Lisa.

Well, that's good 'cause I love teamwork.

You know, when we sit down, you can really...

you can really feel the creative juices flowing.

Right.

I mean, when we get to it,

you got to watch out,

'cause there's an eruption,

and it just... keeps coming.

Whoa. Yeah, it's good.

Well that's great. Let's put this on the fast track.

I want to crew you up, send you down to Hondo Falls

for the weekend, and shoot it.

- Get out of town! - Yeah.

- Literally. - Wow.

- Ha. - A weekend together.

- That's fantastic. - That's fantastic. A weekend.

- Lis. - Yeah?

We creamed it.

Yeah. We're the cream team!

Wow.

This is terrific.

An article about bachelor parties?

Kev is totally wasting your talent.

Thank you.

Besides, you're not exactly

the guy I'd call to throw a rager.

Whoa. Whoa. I can throw a rager.

All right? I totally rage.

I just keep my rage in the cage for professional reasons.

Adam, I heard how you killed Mike's bachelor party.

That was a special circumstance,

and I'm glad you brought up Mike's bachelor party,

which was a special circumstance.

Yeah, you just said that.

Because I'm going to make Mike the bachelor.

I'm going to re-do his party.

Because you ruined his last one?

A special circumstance.

All right, Michael. Here we go.

To the last night of freedom.

Are you boys ready for a dance?

I'm ready, baby.

Oh, that accent. Uh, Russian?

Croatian. Oh...

Were you affected by the genocide?

Oh, my God.

Dude.

Really?

Oh, sweetie, even I know not to talk to strippers.

I had three beers.

And you're a humanitarian.

Thanks.

Dude, you don't have to re-do my bachelor party.

Mike, come on. I was your best man, and I let you down.

I'm going to make it up to you.

- You know, don't do that. - Come on.

Guys, I learned my lesson. I know the rules.

I'm going to throw you

the best make-up bachelor party of all time.

Are you down with that?

I said, are you down with that?

- Yeah. Yeah. - What? Yeah.

- All right! - Yeah, all right.

It is going to be insane.

Oh, insane. Insane.

Yeah. Speaking of insane, I'm going to give the ladies

some of these stuffed mushrooms that I created.

It's going to blow their minds.

Those look good.

- They look insane. - Those are insane.

- Insane. - Love you guys.

I knew this day would come.

I guess we've got to tell him.

No, we aren't going to tell him.

Yes. Because, you know, now would be the time.

No, five years ago would be the time.

Right now, we just act like it's the best idea we ever heard.

Fine. You're the bachelor again.

You're right. You know what? I am.

Besides, look, it's Adam throwing the party.

It's not like it's going to get out of ndnd.

It's going to be the three of us.

We're just going to hang out, have some beers. It's fine.

We're just going to have to clear it with the tower.

"Clear it with the tower." What do you mean?

If it's a bachelor party, we have to ask for permission.

You have to ask for permission.

Oh, my God.

That's what comes with the drawer and the key, and...

What's wrong with you?

No, I would love to shoot the campaign for you.

- Awesome. - Thank you for thinking of me.

With you there, it will be so much easier

to deal with this guy Reggie.

Everything that he says has this weird sexual undertone.

I don't know if he's hitting on me, or...

But you're going to be a great buffer.

Aaand a great photographer.

Oh, yeah. Goes without saying.

Kind of did go without saying.

- Oh... - I'm so mean.

Hey, sweetie. Um, Adam has this thing...

Yeah, Callie told me all about it.

The bachelor party do-over?

Do what you want. I trust you completely.

Just remember, you feed Tommy on that lap.

- Yes, I do. - Ew.

I love you, baby. Let me get you another refill.

- Oh, thank you. - Thank you.

Oh.

Dude, that wasn't hard at all.

You don't get it. That's ten years in, son.

That is some...

That is some serious, deep, kung fu,

"use her own weight to throw her on the mat" kind of magic.

You're going to have to use a different tack.

I got one for you. Michael,

I know you think you've got this relationship stuff wired,

but honestly, it's just about simple human communication.

So I told Alexa about our evening.

And?

- Little wrinkle. - Little wrinkle?

What's the little wrinkle?

I would love to come!

All right.

- You're an idiot! - Idiot!

Guys, I'm sorry.

- I freaked out! - Well, uninvite her.

'Cause you're going to ruin my fake bachelor party.

Yeah, which is gonna rage.

Ethan, a bachelor party is like a fort.

Are girls allowed in the fort?

No.