Losin' It

Yi-yi-yi.

Ha ha ha.

Eat your heart out, guys.

Hey.

Dave, 25%!

I'll pay for the gas!

Not a chance.

Aw, Dave, I could make a killing!

Look, you're not going!

The last thing we want is you tagging along.

Come on, Dave, mom won't care.

Big Dave!

Hey, today's the day.

You're going?

Aw, you luck.

Now pay attention, ladies and gentlemen.

This affects you all.

Math team, meet in Mr. Keebler's room

at lunch for a short meeting before the meet.

Please be prompt... Everyone.

This afternoon, watch the student football team

under coach Jack "mad dog" Wallace

make mincemeat out of those Taft Toreadors.

Let's all turn out and support our team.

What do you mean you can't go?

I mean, I can't go.

My parents grounded me.

You mean you told your parents?

Perlman, geez!

That creep Dave.

Hi, Larraine.

Oh! Oh!

Do you believe him?

Give me the money.

I didn't bring the dough.

What do you mean, you didn't bring the dough?

You promised!

Well, since I'm not going...

Perlman!

Dave!

Are we still going?

Of course! We have a plan!

We're sticking to the plan.

The bell goes at 3:00, so do we.

Am I right?

What about your money?

Don't worry. I'll get the money.

Look, will you just lend me the money?

No! Absolutely not.

I'm not in the lending business.

This will be great for your french essay.

Bon soir.

Damn it, wimp. It's only 95 bucks.

My name is Wendell,

and $95 is a lot of money.

I'll advance it if you take me along.

We can't take a kid along!

We're going into the mouth of hell.

You got a review of David Copperfield?

Sure. Business is business.

I go or no dough.

David Copperfield, huh?

One of my old standbys.

I just can't believe it! You!

Carol, what did you expect me to do?

I didn't expect you to go there.

If I can wait, why can't you wait?

What are you going for?

You get action all the time.

Hey, variety...

It's the spice of life.

Besides, I've never seen the donkey.

Donkey?

Yeah, you never want to make the mistake

of going in without your rubber on.

You catch yourself a dose.

If you go in by accident or it breaks,

alls you gotta do is take a little tequila,

pour it on the end of the peckerwood.

The stuff will kill anything.

Wish I could go.

Keep drinking your milk

and someday you'll be able to.

Ha ha ha!

Heads up!

Oh, shit!

What the hell?

Eew!

Bullshit.

He didn't mean anything.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm sorry. Don't push me.

Guys, break it up!

Church! You again!

Listen!

Oh, man.

Detention!

All right, who started this?

He did. He started the whole thing.

Detention.

And then I said... hey!

Well, good luck, Woody.

Wish I were going down there with you.

Going down there a kid,

come back a man, huh?

Right?

Right.

Do it once for me, will you?

hi, Larraine.

Do you hear anything?

Not a thing.

Oww!

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

What are you doing here?

Mr. Wonderful will explain.

Just get in.

Hey, Spider!

Hey, Church, what do you think you're doing?

Hey, Church, get back here!

Hey!

Dale, stop him.

Ok, coach.

All you guys, get him!

Hey, Spider, where are you going?

To the nastiest, raunchiest,

most bitchinest place in the whole world!

Tijuana!

Yay! Yay!

Tijuana!

What's the wimp doing here, huh?

Don't ask.

He's going with us.

What? Are you crazy?

It's the only way he'd lend me the money

for the tuck and roll.

The little loan shark can really turn the screws.

You don't want to go to Tijuana.

What are your parents going to think?

Mom thinks I'm staying with Billy.

Billy's covering my paper route.

Why do you want to go?

Tj's no place for you.

Firecrackers! I can sell them at a 300% markup.

The little capitalist has us by the short hairs.

Us? He's got you, Dave.

Well, it's my car.

Hmm.

Let's get one thing straight, wimp.

We may be stuck with you,

but you won't ruin our trip,

just 'cause you're a brat kid.

We're going to be as crude, filthy,

and gross as we want.

You understand that, wimp?

The name is Wendell,

and why should today be any different?

You got to win her respect

because even a whore likes a man she can respect.

You stay here with the wheels.

Bring me some twinkies.

What makes you think you're so hot?

Shit! They can take their store and cram it.

Hey, baby, what's happening?

Move it, punk.

What's that all about?

Anyway, the way to win her respect...

Is you gotta make her come.

It's the only way to win her respect.

The only way is to Jack off her so you're not too horny.

She is so cheap!

Look, you're acting like a fool.

I don't care if I act like a fool.

I feel like a fool!

It was just a physical thing.

Oh, fine, well,

that makes it all right, doesn't it?