Jungle Raiders (La leggenda del rubino malese)

- Let's move. - Yeah.

You can always go back, Logan.

It's up to you.

Oh, I'm not gonna bolt at a little bad weather.

Those aren't clouds, Logan.

They're head hunters.

Help! They got me! Help!

Just keep your shirt on, I'll cut you out of there.

You don't quit wriggling,

I'll cut your arm off!

Come on, let's get to the village.

Move it, Fizz!

Hey Duke, they stopped.

Why aren't they following us anymore?

They believe this area is haunted by evil spirits.

You know, Mr. Howard, I was scared shit less.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Let's go.

We're okay for now.

Come on.

So far, everything is just what that lady said it would be.

Look, here are the falls.

If the map's right, were just about there.

That deserves a drink.

Did I hear the magic word?

Be right with you.

This is the true nectar of the gods.

Only one sip.

Here.

That's straight gin!

Patience is a virtue, look.

Gin Fizz, would you like to try?

- Hmm. - Yeah.

Here you go.

Let's have something to eat.

No, I'm not hungry.

You gotta relax.

Look, this is the first time

I've ever done anything that matters.

I mean, my father worked for his billion,

and I just inherited.

Yeah, we get through this,

we'll be alright.

Despite all those damn headhunters?

Give me the map.

Right on target.

Fizz, you stay here and keep an eye out.

If you have to start shooting,

make sure we can hear you in there.

Don't drink anything,

or you won't hear an elephant go by, all right?

I will, even if he's water skiing.

Ha!

Give me the flashlight.

Follow me.

God dammit!

Wait.

Get your hand off!

Get it out!

Get your hand off!

Take it away.

What is it?

Don't pull the head off

or it will give you a hell of a fever.

What is it?

It's only a leech.

Only? It's sucking my blood!

You're a millionaire, you ought to be used to that.

It ain't Beverly Hills.

Well, look at there.

Could be a prince, princess.

Maybe even a king. What do you think?

Watch it. There's poison on the end.

Hey, Logan.

Logan, forget the money.

We're looking for the statue, remember?

Hey, Logan.

Well, look it here.

That's it, that's the statue on the map!

What do you think of that?

Oh, Mr. Howard, it's so gorgeous!

Don't touch it.

It hasn't been here all these years for nothing.

Here, hold this.

I feel like I've finally done something.

I have a story to tell.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Beverly Hills will never be the same.

Thanks to you, Mr. Howard!

If you ever see it again.

Let's get the hell out of here,

come on.

Get going.

Gin! Gin!

Gin!

He must have skirted around the village.

Come down the hill.

I told you to be careful.

Oh, Jesus!

Come on!

Move it!

Get your butt moving! Come on!

What do we do now?

I'm going to hold them off, you get the hell out of here.

Get!

Give me a hand, will you?

Come on, move your ass.

Move it!

Go!

Come on!

Move it!

Run!

There it is.

I think we can make it. Go on.

Come on, get a move on it!

Hey, my statue!

I'll hold your statue let's go.

I don't hear them anymore.

The boat's down here.

The boss is here.

Will, look over there.

That's him.

Can you make it?

Yes, I hope.

Just keep rowing.

They're closing in!

Come on, we're getting out of here, quick.

You okay?

Yeah, but I had to leave two passengers on land.

Get inside.

Hey Phil, we should take off, maybe?

Shut up and let's just get the hell out of here!

That poor son of a bitch down there

is probably dead already.

And then?

“I've done something that matters!"

"Beverly Hills will never be the same again, thanks to you.”

Hey, he wasn't such a bad guy.

He wanted to stay around and help.

I really had to kick his ass in that boat...

and shove him out of here.

How did we do?

Alain, I'll give you 10.

I'll pick up all that other stuff later, all right?

The elders are mad as hell.

They don't like you playing with their legend.

It's only an adaption.

An adaption, yeah.

But the Ruby Of Gloom is not to be toyed with.

Ah, come on.

Sacred cage, evil spirits?

This is the 20th century, not the middle ages.

Is the boat ready?

Awaiting your orders, president.

- After you. - You first.

Hey Captain,

there's a show you ought to see.

Oh, I'll be right back.

Wow, what a pretty vision that is.

Yeah and what's more, what a...

- Don't be vulgar. - No,

I mean, what a hull.

She must cut through the water like a dream.

Easy to handle.

What are you talking about?

Uh, time for a drink?

It's not even 5 o'clock.

Well, the sun's been over the yardarm

since noon.

See you later.

Yeah.

How are you doing, Warren?

Can I have a carton of the usual, please?

I was about to start a search for you.

You don't play fair.

You and Gin Fizz dying, you don't tell me anything.

I don't understand.

What are you talking about?

From Mr. Logan,

for your widow and Gin Fizz's widow.

I'll be damned.

I didn't expect that.

Not part of the swindle, eh?

Come on, Inspector, you're being unfair.

If it's not a swindle, what is it?

A dream.

I sell dreams, all right?

That Logan guy,

he never accomplished anything in his whole life.

He was bored.

I made him happy, that's all.

My dreams just may cost him a little bit more.

I tell you something else,

that statue, that was real gold and ivory.

One of Alain's best carvers made it.

All right, all right.

I have a dream for you.

Yeah?

The Ruby of Gloom.

The Ruby of Gloom, huh?