Sakamoto desu ga? (Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto)

In Class 1-2 of Gakubun Prefectural High School,

one student had the entire school's attention from the very first day.

He's stylish carrying out class duties,

he's stylish at lunchtime,

and he's even stylish when sent to stand in the hall.

Every single move he makes is...

Cool!

Cooler!

Coolest!

He lives an overwhelmingly cool, stylish high school life,

and his name is...

Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto.

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

Maeda Was Here!! Hata ♥ Mari The Hayabusa Biographies Regards, yo!! Errand Boy Sakamoto

Regards, yo!! The Hayabusa Biographies Hata ♥ Mari Maeda Was Here!!

Hey, first-year.

What did I tell you to buy for me?

Huh?

Biscuit Crunch Lunch Pack

A Lunch Pack... Biscuit Crunch Lunch Pack

Right?

If I eat a biscuit crunch pack after baumkuchen...

My mouth's gonna get all dried out!

I'll go buy something with more moisture!

You dumbass! Just go wipe down the windows!

Hey, Maruyama.

Don't pick on first-years so much.

Don't get the wrong idea, Hayabusa.

This is just discipline.

As the member in charge of education,

I'm just giving our precious first-year a lesson in mettle and insight.

Well, that's fine, then.

Just don't choose the wrong way to nurture him.

Are you my mother-in-law?

You're such a pain, just because you rule the second-years...

Oh, that's right. I picked up an adorable first-year in the hallway yesterday.

I think he'll be worth our time to look after.

I've got him on an errand already.

Ah, here he comes.

Sakamoto?!

I apologize for the wait.

Here is your Lunch Pack variety platter.

Awesome!

I don't remember Lunch Packs being this chic!

I underestimated them!

Delicious...

A restaurant could serve these!

I'm unworthy of such praise.

Doesn't that make you their errand boy?

No, I'm told that it's all part of building endurance and insight

in the next generation.

Sakamoto-kun, they're obviously playing you for a fool.

Errand boys aren't people in their eyes.

They're just tools to be used for their convenience.

Is that so?

It's all about older and younger, Kubota-kun.

Even if they're only a year older,

shouldn't we respect and serve our elders?

Y-Yeah, but...

I hear it...

The melody calling for me.

Excuse me.

Sakamoto-kun...

Hey, Sakamoto. I'm thirsty. Get me a drink.

With pleasure. What flavor do you desire?

Hmm... Whatever's fine.

Understood.

I give you "Automatic."

It's good! What is this?

An original blend available only at this school.

Then get me a peach-based one!

I want tropical!

Please line up at the counter.

This guy could be useful!

Hey, could you lend me your PE clothes?

I forgot to bring mine.

If that's the case...

What are you doing?

I will prepare something even better.

Here you go. It's haute couture.

This sewn PE uniform is made from natural materials.

It will absorb far more sweat than normal PE clothes.

It may be presumptuous, but I stitched your name in cursive.

That's awesome! What brand of PE uniform is that?!

'Fraid I can't tell you that.

Sakamoto.

Polish my indoor shoes.

Whee!

Sit in on my class for me.

Loosen up my shoulders.

Don't shave off my stubble.

Trim my nails.

Maruyama... You've really been slacking lately.

You're relying on that first-year way too much.

It's intentional.

This is all to help him grow.

Your orders?

Uh...

I'm actually getting tired of coming up with orders for him.

I know.

Sakamoto...

You've done well to come through all these trials.

But...

If all you do is exactly what I tell you, you'll never grow any further.

From now on...

Serve me of your own volition!

Think for yourself how I can live the most comfortably,

and act on your ideas.

Yes, sir.

I will strive to do that.

I gotta say, that was a nice idea!

Now my slow and easy life is pretty much guaranteed!

When you're finally a second-year, it's a waste not to use a good first-year!

Crap, out of paper.

Please, continue with your after-care.

R-Right...

Thanks.

He... really is thoughtful. Yep.

Well, I'm full.

Guess I'll go home and take a nap.

Huh? My shoes are gone...

Heading home?

If you're looking for your shoes...

I've heated them to the perfect temperature for you.

Huh?!

What the hell are you doi—

Ow, hot!

In order to seal the warmth inside,

I've grilled them to medium,

so the surface may be a bit hot.

Here you go.

Get real!

Like I'm gonna put those on my feet!

I see.

So even putting shoes on is too much trouble.

Leave it to me.

H-Hey! My shoes!

Something... is definitely weird.

I'm all ready to deliver you home.

Please, get on board.

He's nuts!

Yeah?

Hayabusa, it's me! Help me!

Why're you breathing so hard?

I'm in trouble! That erran— Sakamoto, he...

Crap! He's coming in the window!

Hey, Maruyama, what are y—

A-Are you there?

No! This is wrong!

This is not...

the kind of service I wanted!

Maruyama-sama, will you be staying overnight?

Secret technique: Sleepover PE.

Sleepover PE

You seemed rather exhausted,

so I prepared a room for you.

Please have a good rest.

Though it may be presumptuous, as a part of your room service,

I will sing a lullaby for you.

P-Please...

Give it a rest!

I'll take the Chinese noodles.

Beef udon for me.

Sure thing.

It's nice to eat in the cafeteria now and then.

Yeah.

Hey, isn't that...

Are you kidding me?

Maruyama-senpai is...