Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

"Iyami Has Arrived"

What? Seriously?

Mom and Dad left on a trip?

Yeah. Apparently.

They didn't tell us, did they?

Nope.

Didn't hear a thing.

When I woke up, I found this letter.

To our beloved NEETs, Your parents will be going on a trip by themselves. Well? Aren't you jealous? Aren't adults who actually work for a living great, NEETs? We get to go to a hot spring if we randomly feel like it.

"To our beloved NEETs.

Your parents will be going on a trip by themselves.

Well? Aren't you jealous?

Aren't adults who actually work for a living great, NEETs?

We get to go to a hot spring if we randomly feel like it.

We won't be back for a few days, so kthnxbye."

Well, that's not nice.

It's not. Our parents totally tried to egg us on.

"PS: Allow us to yell at you in advance.

What are you talking about?! Who do you think you are?!

Just because your parents left for a couple of days!

You should be ashamed of yourselves, you assholes!

That is all. Love, Mom and Dad."

Was that even necessary? They just went off on us as a PS!

And why are they yelling at us in advance?!

Yeah!

So, yeah. That's apparently what's going on, so let's try to survive for a couple of days.

Look, it seems like they left us a little bit of money.

I'm sure nothing too bad will happen.

Looks like something already did.

Huh? It's gone!

There's nothing in here!

Way to go, Choromatsu-niisan!

That's mine!

That's my money!

Go, Choromatsu! Leave this to us!

Go, Choromatsu-niisan! Don't worry about us!

Hurry!

That money's basically our lifeline, so make sure you hide it somewhere safe.

Got it.

What now?

What's—

I-Iyami?

Sheeeh...

Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sheeeh...

Hey, don't come in here!

Don't come in here! Hey!

Wait, why are you so beat up?

H-Help me, Osomatsu...

Stop!

Me hasn't eaten anything in so long...

Oh, really? Go home.

Me is going to die.

Go home.

Going to die...

Leave.

There's something wrong with this world.

Me worked so hard, and yet look at me!

Me hasn't been able to save any money at all!

Me worked...

Sheeeh!

And worked...

Here's your box

Sheeeh!

And worked...

Redo!! Go back to the country! You suck!

Sheeeh!

Now hiring!

Totally free!! Pink Salon Iyami

Totally free

Worked, worked, and worked some more...

Sheeeh!

Ah, this is the true meaning of social polarization.

Society has nothing to do with this, does it?

It's just that you sucked at your jobs, right?

And so me is going to let you all save a poor victim of society like myself.

Me is going to let you save—

Let's throw him into the ocean.

Roger!

Sheeeh!

What's the big idea? Me almost died!

Don't worry. You'll live to be 4,000.

Damn it. Don't you have a conscience at all?

Not in the least, surprisingly.

What about compassion?!

Nope, surprisingly.

Don't say that! We're old friends!

Just feed me a little!

Take care of me!

Please? Please?

No!

We get that you've hit some hard times,

but we're also in a crisis ourselves because we're stuck

with our stupid, useless, piece of shit eldest brother for a few days

without our parents.

Yeah!

We don't have any money to give you.

So go on, get lost.

Money? Food?

What are you talking about?

Me doesn't need anything so luxurious.

Let's see...

Th-These are... losing horse race tickets!

Are you going to throw them away?

Of course. They're losing tickets.

What do you think?

They're safe!

Hey! What the heck are you doing?!

I can get a really good stock from these.

Huh?!

Are you going to get rid of this?

Yeah, we are. Because that's last week's horse race paper.

It's safe!

What are you doing?!

With DVD Pachinko Winning Guide

Kokko-chan Osomatsu-sama

This might be okay!

They're old magazines. Of course we're pitching them.

Me is going to try deep-frying these.

What?! Why?!

We're tossing those.

We're tossing them.

Canned Bonito

Tuna

Job Hunting

Tossing.

Tossing.

Tossing.

Tossing.

Tossing.

Tossing.

Tossing.

Tossing.

Sheeeh!

Sheeeh!

Iyami's full-course meal is complete.

Me hasn't been able to splurge this much in ages.

Me is going to dig right in!

Delicious! The zero-yen cost as the secret ingredient sure hits the spot.

So good!

Seriously?

He's not human...

Go home! Please!

Don't end up like this in the future, Karamatsu.

Don't end up like this in the future, Osomatsu.

Be careful.

You better be careful.

Hey, Jyushimatsu.

What's wrong with him?

I-Iyami?

Sh-Sheeeh!

What's wrong?

My stomach... My stomach!

Your stomach?

My stomach hurts! Sheeeh!

It's coming out!

Hey, you can't be serious!

It's coming out!

The bathroom's over there!

It's coming out!

The bathroom's over there!

It's coming out!

What the hell is he doing?

It's coming out!

What is this ridiculousness?!

It's coming out!

We're telling you the bathroom's over there!

B-But using the bathroom would be such a waste!

Huh?

It's a waste of paper and water!

Just hurry up and go, you idiot!

It'll be 100 times worse if you shit yourself!

It's all right. As long as me has this.

Sheeeh!

Hey!

Surprisingly, me loves cleanliness.

Sheeeh!

This is my special technique: Washeeehlet!

Me took care of business without spending any money.

How?!

What are we going to do with him?!

At this rate, our house is going to be destroyed.

Let's just treat him for the meal and get him out of here.

Here, wipe.

Thank you kindly.

Hide your front.

Thanks.

Here.

Me gladly accepts.

Sheeeh! So good!

This is much easier to eat than trash.

So he was really just trying to get a meal out of us.

Don't end up like this, Osomatsu.

Don't be like this, Karamatsu.

Iyami.

After you eat that, go home.

But of course.

I'm serious.

Oh, come now. Even me wouldn't overstay my welcome.

Me is sorry for all the trouble.

Leave after you eat that.